Warsong Gulch -Gorker Style

[gorkermorker]

I posted this topic already in the warpath off topic section


Allright, after my pc finally got updated i managed to play warsong gulch smoothly with all features turned on:



Now this is a good thing, you really notice that your PvP performance increases while playing on a good pc.
A bad thing here is that i'm lvl 52, and it didn't take long to find out that low levels are having a tough time in battle grounds. They're getting picked on by their own team members, and especially undead rogues and warriors seem to love to pick little low level gnomes out of the chaos (most of the time they got the wrong little low level gnome, my shrink, death, and mindcontrol rays do not discriminate! har!).
Anyway, one time this lowbie bullying got so far i was being excluded out of all the parties in the raid!
I mean, look at this! this doesn't make sense at all!



I kept on discussing this with the raid leader, and he told me to shut up, and that i was leeching contribution points (I'm just as active in the BG like anyone else, maybe even more). I didn't take that, so i figured a little blackmailing was in place.
I went for the flag with my uber party (consisting of me). And ran to the roof, when i got there my raid told me to jump down and they would escort me to our own base. I did agree with this first but then i found out that by jumping on that heap of sticks on the horde roof, you where able to get on the roof walls! This was quite hard to do, and not many people have found out yet, so i noticed i had new options!
I sat there on the horde roof, untouchable, no one would ever be able to reach me (yeah the horde shaman flag carrier is camping his graveyard as you can see).



No one knew where i was so i started this little conversation:

Gorkermorker:"Allright people, now we have the time let's discuss this thing! Why on earth am i not in a proper party? I contribute to the battle as much as anyone else, it's even better for you as honour points take also group bonuses in the calculation"

Pamb (raid leader):"STFU n00b, i ain't gonna let you in any party! you are leeching contribution points like hell!""Now get the !@#$ down here and bring us the flag, so one of our druid can take it over from you"

Elae (our druid): " YEah! i don't want to people in my party who care about CP's!" (this seems quite contradicting to me, anway).

Gorkermorker:"Look i got the flag now, and i can sit here as long as i like, i got the whole night, and i'm not going to leave this place untill we reached an agreement! And what do you mean by passing over to the druid? If you guys make sure the rocketboots are ready down there, my premidation is on, i can sprint for a full 30 sec, i can sprint trough the whole midfield non stop! There's no better flag carrier!

Pamb: "This is grieving i'm sooo gonna report you!"

Gorkermorker:"Realyl, tell me, you're logging in on your high level horde character to beat the cr@p out of you, your cousin is the owner of blizzard, and your guild will ignore me for the rest of my live?"

Well this kind of conversation lasted a 43 minutes, 43 minutes on the horde roof, both flags where taken, and the horde didn't have a clue where i was hiding.
I decided to explore the roof a little further:
I managed to get behind the horde base:



At this point, my raid was still unwilling to get me in a party, so i said:

"Allright guys, we're getting no where this way, so i give this flag here back to it's rightfull owner"

"YOU DO THAT AND I'M GUNNA REPORT U TWICE!!"
"OMG!!"
"NO! IT"S THE LAST POINT THEY NEED!!"
"GIVE ME THE FLAG"

And i jumped:








After 46 minutes (i fell for 40 seconds), the flag got returned to it's base and the horde scored and won this battle.

The morale behind this story? Never discriminate players on size, level, or class! Every player needs to cooperate with each other in order to win. Lots of high level players exclude low levels from their groups on my server, and this time they had excluded the wrong one.

[Roba Fett]

An awesome and enthralling story Gorker. That is better than any WoW vid I ever watched too!
I have not been giving much time to getting hk as I knew i wouldnt get to keep the goodies, but now! Now they've changed it so you keep items I kinda feel semi betrayed yet relieved. Relived that I now have a reason to try and go up ranks, but betrayed that they have a headstart on me and I predict it will be hard now.
So when I am not invited to group in there I am quite pleased in some ways. I don't turn down invites either.
oh btw OT i know, but I have my epic mount now

[gorkermorker]

Talking about movies:
Here's my first pvp movie (please ignore the commnets )
Land of endless battle

[Pendragon]

the fact they called you a n00b shows how n00bish they were. you had the flag but just to show what gnomes could do you gave the flag back, and WTF was that about 'I'll report you twice' shit I mean honsently how more n00bish could they sound.

very good though that'll teach em to mess with GorkerMorker