My wife has decided we will do 'home stays'.

We have 2 young, nubile 20 year old Japanese girls staying with us for the next 2 weeks and I have been delegated to help keep them entertained. My first couple of suggestions for recreational activities, i.e. what I believe would constitute a great experience, nay a truly memorable lifetime experience, in Canada have been shot down.

Women, at least my wife, just don't understand how truly selfless a man can be, like I'd enjoy it or something.

(I don't think "In your dreams," was an appropriate rejoinder.)

In any case, if you don't see me on line much for the next couple of weeks, it won't be because I have better things to do.

Oooh, I want a "home stay" too! lol

In 'your' dreams, fella.

We got one doable sober.

One doable drunk.