Student : "Sir, do you think......."
Teacher : "Yes, Albert? What's the question?"
Student : "No, that's my question. Do you think?"

Teacher : "Danny, you make a remarkable progression with your
typing.
You got much less mistake. You only make 13 mistakes here."
Student : "Oh, thank God.."
Teacher : "Now, let's move to the next sentence.."

Teacher : "What's your name?"
Student : "Danny"
Teacher : "Say..."Sir"... when you answer.."
Student : "Sir Danny..."

Daniel : "What do you think I'm? Pretty or ugly?"
Nina : pause... "Well, quite both of them... Pretty uggly.."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the
floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the
same at home.

At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached
a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her from whom she got her
looks.
"I musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl,
"'cause Mommy's still got hers."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a cook.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!