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| Caustizer |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 05:27 PM
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![]() The Tank is back - for now! ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 595 Member No.: 486 Joined: 2-March 09 |
![]() Its called "The Schooler" for a reason. |
| Petrie |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 07:52 PM
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![]() Your humble, not-so-crazy, anthro-furry-loving boss. ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 10,411 Member No.: 22 Joined: 5-December 04 |
We have a school bus from hell that drops kids off at our school.
I'm sure that picture isn't too far off what some see it as. I wouldn't want to be the driver. |
| Noname |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 08:37 PM
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![]() Wears the Chi-Rho as his online emblem. ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 9,841 Member No.: 86 Joined: 28-July 06 |
The things they do to keep the children safe in inner-city schools...
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| JitteryDragon |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 10:39 PM
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![]() My tail is a feather-duster!? ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 129 Member No.: 553 Joined: 11-October 09 |
Let's see lord Humongous take my gasoline now!
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| Rat_lady7 |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 10:57 PM
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![]() Try, and try again, soon enough, you will fly. ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 4,498 Member No.: 269 Joined: 3-May 08 |
The auto industry has invented a bus that actually moderates your children's behavior as well as keeping them safe.
And as far as the uncontrollable kids? The stupid drivers that try to get in the way? Don't worry....we have ways take care of them... |
| Kor |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 12:33 AM
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![]() LBTaholic ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 20,049 Member No.: 170 Joined: 14-October 07 |
Announcer: "You have heard how dangerous it can be on the roads today. There is no need to fear if your kids go to one of our schools since we have taken measures to ensure their safety, including not just at school safety measures but also measures that will keep them safe coming to school and home. You can see this is one of our schoolbuses, designed specially to ensure the safety fo your children."
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| JitteryDragon |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 12:51 AM
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![]() My tail is a feather-duster!? ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 129 Member No.: 553 Joined: 11-October 09 |
Hey kids! Tired of that boring bus ride to school?
Well, now you can ride the DOOM BUS - Take control of one of 4 heavy weapon turrets! - Destroy all in your site with the patiented Death Ram - Heavy armor to protect your kids from those pesky thermo-nuclear warheads. - And it even has a CD player* *Only plays death metal. |
| Almaron |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 03:42 AM
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Petrie (junior) ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 135 Member No.: 547 Joined: 9-September 09 |
Unfortunately, the PTA rejected my idea for deterring school vandalists.
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| Cancerian Tiger |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 10:41 AM
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![]() Everybody has a dark side... ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 3,687 Member No.: 222 Joined: 19-February 08 |
After being pressed by parents to find a way to keep pedophiles away from bus stops, the school bus manufacturers are proud to present: The Pedo-Annihilator!
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| Belmont2500 |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 08:48 PM
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![]() Face the challenges thrown at you. ![]() Group: Member + Posts: 608 Member No.: 537 Joined: 3-August 09 |
This bus should be in the next Twisted Metal game.
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