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Flying_Squee	Posted: Mar 17 2009; 21:50:11
A Hero of War, yeah that's what I'll be. Group: Boo Posts: 2,811 Member No.: 333 Joined: Apr 12 2008; 18:43:49	(Posted Image) As I said, Dearest ~~Bitto~~Yutaka, First off, I would like to say how sorry I am for calling you "Bitto." It's a habit I've gotten myself into. I know you're real name is Yutaka, and I'll be sure to reference to you as such throughout the rest of this letter. But don't worry, I do the same thing with your older cousin Konata, whom I call Fungus, and her friend Kagami, who I call Zot for some reason or another. I even nicknamed myself! I call myself Squee, even though we all know my name is Minami. It's something strange, I know, but I digress. I just needed to write this letter to officially tell you how much I love your company. Everything you do is just so ~cute~ ;3. I know you can get emotional over things, and might even raise your voice, but I wouldn't EVER think any less of you ;3. I know I don't show much emotion either way, but these are nothing but facts. There are no other words I could use to describe the way I feel when you do that cute thing you do, from screaming at spiders, to getting angry, ;3. The one way I could describe this is to liken the way I feel to the relationship between Konata and Kagami. They are seemingly OPPOSITES, yet they would do anything for each other, and to preserve their relationship. Even with the strong lesbian overtones, I completely agree with their lifestyle, and want to transfer that relationship to us. A real life Copy/Paste, if you will. Wait, what am I saying? That doesn't even make sense... I don't know, I guess I'm just nervous about this whole situation, which is why I'm writing this letter, than telling you in person, and I'm still stumbling over my words. I guess I'll wrap this up by saying that I want to be with you for the rest of my life, fo' realz. Love, your new "life partner," ~~Squee~~Minami. ;3 This post has been edited by Flying_Squee on Mar 17 2009; 21:51:29

Flying_Squee	Posted: Mar 17 2009; 22:27:13
A Hero of War, yeah that's what I'll be. Group: Boo Posts: 2,811 Member No.: 333 Joined: Apr 12 2008; 18:43:49	P.S. ilu <3 This post has been edited by Flying_Squee on Mar 17 2009; 22:32:55

Phoenix Wright/8-bit	Posted: Mar 17 2009; 22:39:05
You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it! Group: The Guy Posts: 13,634 Member No.: 13 Joined: Jun 07 2006; 16:12:51	Um...are you suggesting that you love me? Because I guess that means I love you too! <3 We'll be best friends forever, always loving each other, right? So...yeah, I love you, too, ~~Squee~~ Minami~, but...what exactly are these "strong lesbian overtones"? It sounds pretty fun and maybe we should have them too!

Konata Izumi	Posted: Mar 17 2009; 22:46:49
Dried Shroom Group: Goomba Posts: 5 Member No.: 433 Joined: Dec 30 2008; 21:05:05	Oh, you guys... you know my little Kagamin doesn't like it when people talk about out relationship. She's so uptight about those kinds of things... and pretty tight in other ways, if you know what I mean. Oops, don't tell her I said that. She's so tsundere about it... when we're all alone, she gets so into it. As for you two, good luck on your journey into womanhood~! Hope you can have as much fun as we do... (Posted Image) This post has been edited by Konata Izumi on Mar 17 2009; 22:47:14

Firebat	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 08:51:32
GET ME OUT OF THIS THING Group: Goomba Posts: 794 Member No.: 149 Joined: Feb 05 2007; 20:04:54	yeah no This post has been edited by Firebat on Mar 19 2009; 00:18:04

Zot	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 16:36:25
Fahr Outpost Mayor, Da. Group: Goomba Posts: 489 Member No.: 235 Joined: Jun 01 2007; 15:13:13	... Fuck you, ~~Alex~~ Kona-chan. I... I don't care about how tight I am down there. And ~~Josh~~ Minami, next time, GET MY PERMISSION BEFORE YOU START TALKING ABOUT US. Seriously, you KNOW how much I hate it. This is so embarrassing... these kinds of things should be private. This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 18 2009; 16:45:26

Pikachu025	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 16:41:20
Catena Group: Bowser Posts: 8,643 Member No.: 3 Joined: Jun 04 2006; 18:58:44	You know, I'm tired of people kalling me Pika all the time. You should address me by my real name, Soujiro! I'm so happy that my daughter Konata could find such a cute girlfriend. If you girls start getting into anything illicet... well, I won't stop you. But maybe take some pictures. This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 18 2009; 17:27:49

layze	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 16:42:11
GOOD SHOW Group: DEFENDER OF TOMORROW Posts: 14,237 Member No.: 26 Joined: Jun 11 2006; 14:39:48	(Posted Image) This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 18 2009; 17:31:48

HerodelTiempo

Posted: Mar 18 2009; 16:43:06

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QUOTE (Pikachu025 @ Mar 18 2009; 17:41:20)

If you girls start getting into anything illicet... well, I won't stop you. But maybe take some pictures.

Seconded. I'll take some Yutaka pics, too.

This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 18 2009; 17:35:32

Konata Izumi

Posted: Mar 18 2009; 16:50:03

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QUOTE (Zot @ Mar 18 2009; 16:36:25)

... Fuck you, ~~Alex~~ Kona-chan. I... I don't care about how tight I am down there.
And ~~Josh~~ Minami, next time, GET MY PERMISSION BEFORE YOU START TALKING ABOUT US. Seriously, you KNOW how much I hate it. This is so embarrassing... these kinds of things should be private.

Oh Kagamin~
This kind of thing is why you're so cuuuute! Really, I love how you try to act so cool, but deep down you're such a dirty girl... Try and deny it all you want. You can't get enough of me.

Zot	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 16:53:17
Fahr Outpost Mayor, Da. Group: Goomba Posts: 489 Member No.: 235 Joined: Jun 01 2007; 15:13:13	Fuck ~~you~~ me, Kona-chan I want your tongue in my pussy right now. This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 18 2009; 17:37:26

The Domokun Lord	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 17:08:32
Do I look like a guy with a plan? Group: Count Posts: 4,421 Member No.: 46 Joined: Jul 02 2006; 06:03:51	:3

Flarp22	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 17:09:44
PINGAS Group: Boo Posts: 4,060 Member No.: 23 Joined: Jun 09 2006; 15:11:53	:8D: This post has been edited by Flarp22 on Mar 18 2009; 20:32:22

SCP/Dimentio	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 17:11:20
Is SCP in disguise ...Wait... Group: Plotter Posts: 6,690 Member No.: 231 Joined: May 30 2007; 09:58:03	This topic makes me so wet This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 18 2009; 17:43:43

Whispy	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 17:27:20
Zig! Zag! Zig-Zag! Zigzagoon! Group: Koopatrol Posts: 9,477 Member No.: 4 Joined: Jun 07 2006; 13:04:02	(Posted Image) This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 18 2009; 17:33:11

Flying_Squee	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 17:34:58
A Hero of War, yeah that's what I'll be. Group: Boo Posts: 2,811 Member No.: 333 Joined: Apr 12 2008; 18:43:49	It seems, everyone is so supportive of our relationship! It's like... such a display of affection needs to be recognized, like, put in a Hall of Fame or something.

Flying_Squee	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 20:27:34
A Hero of War, yeah that's what I'll be. Group: Boo Posts: 2,811 Member No.: 333 Joined: Apr 12 2008; 18:43:49	Unlocking topic to let in some responses, I wanna see what you think. Seriously HoF

layze	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 20:51:30
GOOD SHOW Group: DEFENDER OF TOMORROW Posts: 14,237 Member No.: 26 Joined: Jun 11 2006; 14:39:48	evil jar

vaati000	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 20:55:22
Captain Faggotron McAnnoyington the Furry Group: Hugh Hefner Posts: 9,274 Member No.: 65 Joined: Jul 30 2006; 16:12:12	evil jar

BillyMC	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 20:57:07
Bandy Andy Group: Goomba Posts: 64 Member No.: 437 Joined: Jan 02 2009; 21:43:47	HoF This post has been edited by BillyMC on Mar 18 2009; 20:59:01

Phoenix Wright/8-bit	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 21:03:12
You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it! Group: The Guy Posts: 13,634 Member No.: 13 Joined: Jun 07 2006; 16:12:51	this is not HoF worthy until Anizawa is here seriously

BillyMC	Posted: Mar 18 2009; 21:05:31
Bandy Andy Group: Goomba Posts: 64 Member No.: 437 Joined: Jan 02 2009; 21:43:47	(Posted Image) HORAAAAAAAAAAAA! LEGENDARY GIRL A SHIFT!! HOOOAAAAAAHHHH!! WELCOME CUSTOMER! HARUHI BOX SET! IN STORES!! TODAAAAAAY!!! Perfect... perfect... lesbians are statistically more likely to buy anime merchandise... and now that Legendary Girl A has been confirmed, our chances of achieving ultimate victory are 100%!! (Posted Image) You all show so much hatred toward these young girls... LISTEN YOU INSUBORDINATE WORMS!! Do you not understand what this means!? The approval of the Legendary Girl A is a sign of power in the honorable world of anime merchandising. By winning her over, we shall earn our place in history!! We will become GODS!!! How dare you even think of disrespecting a girl who possesses such immense power!? We must draw her in... and her friends, too. The ones like Minami lack the power of the blue-haired goddess, but they are her messengers. We need to strike from every direction! WE NEED THEM TO BUY! BUY!! BUUUUUUUUUUYYY!!! HOOOOORRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! This post has been edited by Kona-chan/Fungus on Mar 19 2009; 19:33:08

Flying_Squee

Posted: Mar 19 2009; 17:35:38

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QUOTE (Flarp22 @ Mar 18 2009; 18:09:44)

:8D:

Oh you guys are such boner-shrinkers.

layze	Posted: Mar 19 2009; 17:38:48
GOOD SHOW Group: DEFENDER OF TOMORROW Posts: 14,237 Member No.: 26 Joined: Jun 11 2006; 14:39:48	how is this not power abuse?

Kona-chan/Fungus	Posted: Mar 19 2009; 18:38:17
Robo Dancing Animu Group: Koopatrol Posts: 2,993 Member No.: 64 Joined: Jul 27 2006; 19:09:03	It's not power abuse when we're doing it to bring such good things to the world. Like communism.

Flarp22	Posted: Mar 19 2009; 18:43:57
PINGAS Group: Boo Posts: 4,060 Member No.: 23 Joined: Jun 09 2006; 15:11:53	Deep evil jar.

Slicey	Posted: Mar 19 2009; 18:44:00
Get in the sandwich and make me a kitchen. Group: Music Fanatic Posts: 9,938 Member No.: 7 Joined: Jun 07 2006; 13:56:12	<3 fungus

EspyDoom	Posted: Mar 19 2009; 18:57:03
Still wishing I could sprite stuff Group: Goomba Posts: 1,093 Member No.: 165 Joined: Mar 06 2007; 22:08:58	I love this Fungus.

Nobunaga Oda	Posted: Mar 19 2009; 19:12:00
I have candy... Group: Validating Posts: 2,363 Member No.: 109 Joined: Oct 21 2006; 20:13:35	I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE GETTING NICKNAMES IN SKYPE ONLY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ONE

The Bald Guy	Posted: Mar 19 2009; 19:20:00
Supreme Vanguard Commander. Group: Goomba Posts: 231 Member No.: 449 Joined: Jan 16 2009; 00:22:24	Words canno express how I love you Fungus. <3 Anime Tenshou Anizawa Meito, best character ever.

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