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Character Name: Ludwig von Lichtenstein.
Nickname: Von Porky.
Age: 54
Sex: Male
Family Situation: He has no known family. It is highly probable that he ate them.
Position Held: He is a spy. Nobody suspects the bloated German.
Experience in the force: He has infiltrated several Belgian chocolate factories. His reasons for doing so remain unknown, though it is suspected that he was rather hungry at the time.
Special Training: He can distract his enemies with his foul appearance. I mean, come on, any onscenely fat German man wearing tight leather shorts is enough to hold anybody's attention, isn't it?
Education: N/a

Ludwig is an obese German with a passion for food. He is about the size of a Volkswagen hippy van. He can shrug off the most ferocious attack, due to his thick layers of blubber. It is believed that he was the first man on the moon, and that he founded Starbucks.
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