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[drunk ghost]

Okay, so for all of you who are interested in getting points while playing a fun game, here's the thread for you! The staff has decided that it would be fun for staff and members alike to implement this game. This is how it works: whenever a staff member feels like acting like a drunken ghost, whether that means they are actually under the influence [only if you are of age please ] or not he or she will be responsible for logging onto this particular account and writing up something funny in this thread. PM your thoughts as to which staff member is drunk to this account whenever you have a guess. Here's the catch: you only get ONE guess and you have to be right before anyone else. The prize? 50 POINTS. Go ahead, have fun with it!

[drunk ghost]

`ello my lovely puppets,
I am here to haunt the walls of hogwarts and pester all the students.
Just to annoy you all, I have a riddle you most likely will be incapable of solving.
The interesting thing is Harvard students continuously got this riddle wrong [97% got it wrong], while kindergarten students got this riddle right [86%]. Strange!? But of course, that is how I roll gents and ladies.Also, on a side note I love germans, but german is a very angry language. If you watch monty python and the holy grail there is a bit where the group of knights try to cross a bridge and the guarder of the bridge says thou shall not pass! I imagine that would sound twice as angry in German. Anyway, riddle time,

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Guess who wrote this, 50 points....
Guess the riddle, an extra 25.

If the person who first responds knows who this is but can not guess the riddle, the riddle is open till it is solved for the extra 25.

Good luck lovelies!

[drunk ghost]

So, I certainly can't day I'm drunk, but I'm happy to an extent. I mean, the weather is absolutely delightful and despite the fact its one thirty in the morning, the weather is still mild with a slight breeze. I walked into town with my cousin and a friend. My cousin had brownies, the special kind, so he was high. My friend and I were drinking spiked chocolate milk. It was spiked with Baileys mint chocolate which is really quite good. It goes down smooth.
While we were walking to town I thought a lot about myself and realized things about my personality I never have before. I'm a lot darker of a person I ever thought I was and I think the facade of happiness that I wear is finally wearing thin.
On another note, its hard not to think about slasher films while sitting on a church's steps in the dark at odd hours of the morning while some creepy guy in white linen slacks is stomping his way through town on the opposite side of the street.

I bid you all so long, farewell, aufweiderzen good night.

[drunk ghost]

DRUNK GHOST POST

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ANSWERS
first post: elle
riddle:no
second post: lainey

WINNERS
traid: 125, because you won the most points you may not guess the next round
tye: 50

[drunk ghost]

L'étreinte de Guerre

Je ne jouerai pas au petit coup de guerre que je jouerais plutôt à l'étreinte de guerre Où tout le monde
embrasse au lieu des petits coups, Où tout le monde rit nerveusement Et roule sur le tapis, Où tout le monde
embrasse, Et tout le monde sourit, Et tout le monde câline Et tout le monde gagne !

Je ne parle pas francais en beaucoup de temps. Oh mon dieu, je suis boire trop beaucoup! Je suis desolee parce que, je ne veux trouver la cadille ou les accents.

D'accord.

Arrete!

Ah, whatever, I'm too drunk too attempt French!
Drunk Ghosts haunting is now over!

BOO!

[drunk ghost]

Okay so I'm going to start out by saying I need to pee. Bad. Yikes. And I like Applebees. Half price apps = god. 'quick! Get the blanket!' Haha drunk drunk drunk. Long island iced teas are so good. 'shut guys in like sitting in her!' Okay I need to pee. Here's a riddle: you're walking theough the desert and you see a pile of clothes. Then you see two straws. Then a naked body. Then you come to a cliff with rockes at the bottom. But there's nothing tjere. what happened.

Ok I jusy slapped myself in the face with my bag. I need to owe and can't work my ho d wile drunk. Xoxo!