Konnichiwa

[-FTWChick]

Nickname: People online usually call me "Chick" or "Prue"
Female/Male?: Female
Writing Experience: Extensive
Writing Ability (1-10 Scale): 8
First Impressions of DF: Well organized and fully established. Friendly community. I'm looking forward to joining in.
How you found us/Who referred you: Kilik referred... drafted... kidnapped
Was it easy to find your way around: It's confusing, but I'm sure I'll get used to it in time.
Do you have a favorite quote?:"Enjoy your faults, that's what separates you from the rest of the world; that's what makes you special." ~Marilyn Manson
Favorite game?: Dino Crisis 1, HALO!!! Guitar Hero and Hitman are pretty awesome too tho.
Favorite color?: Purple is so gorgeous... I changed the coding just so I could get my favorite shade here! @_@
Favorite food?: Chinese food! Applebees is amazing too.
Favorite anime?: Rurouni Kenshin, Blood+, and Tsubasa Chronicles.
Favorite manga?: I've only read Rurouni Kenshin and Miki Falls. Both were exceptional.
Other hobbies?: Just look at my interests, I'm too lazy to rewrite them lol. Oh! But what isn't on that list is xbox live. My gt is FTWChick on there as well if anyone is interested in adding me. Just send a message too that says you're from Dark Forest or I'm liable to delete your request. I get a lot of spam mail just for being a girl gamer.

[-Luthe]

If you dance while looking in the mirror, why doesn't it show you dancing in reverse, like a backwards video recording?

The short answer is "mirrors don't work that way".

The easy answer is "I'm sorry".

The hardest answer is the truth (a-typical response, of course - a cliche' is almost never as fun).

Welcome, Chick Prue, and cheers to Kilik for forcing a new globule of blood into DF's veins. If you have questions besides those regarding the functionality of mirrors, don't fear in your deepest heart(s) to ask.

[-FTWChick]

Thanks for the welcome . I find it laughably ironic that there is an advert for back-lit LED mirrors at the bottom of this thread XD

Would you mind to tell me where I can post my character profile? I'd like to take a gander at some other people's to get an idea of what I'm going for.

[-Luthe]

On the main page, there's a category subforum called Join the Population where you can find information about pre-organized races and species. You'll also find on the main page, and in the description of this subforum, a link to the Index, where there are spell, ability, and items lists.

Inside the Join the Population forum, you'll find sections labeled Complete, Incomplete, Renowned, and so on. Have a look through those, and the pinned guides and information. Required bits for a Complete rating are going to be a physical description (so we know what we're looking at), personality (so we can better understand the character at a glance), and a history. You can always start your RP without a Complete rating, too.

The Academy is going to be a good second step after you get a working profile for your character. We'll have one of our kids introduce you to DF combat and RP systems.

If you have questions about a custom race that you've come up with yourself, or racial traits or character classes, let me know.

[-Destinysend]

welcome person of odd purple shades and colors!

Be random, take names, do stupid things, just dont poke the Zeke

[-Alucard]

Welcome to Df and the wonderful insane asylum that it is. Enjoy your stay as DS said avoid poking Zeke he tends to be scary...any questions feel free to ask and someone should be able to give you a hand.

[-Kilik]

*squeal*

Now all that has to be done is sleep

Ill help where i can, is just bout timing though. I wonder though where the zeke went andwhere the insnspirstion for luthes mirros come from.

Finding everything okay, prue?

Oh and i dont think even i could save you g
rom the stuffed teddy bear of horrors that is zeke

[-FTWChick]

I agree, where's this great and mighty Zeke? His friends do such an amazing job of talking him up, and he doesn't show up to prove his badazzery. I'm calling shenanigans! I shall smite him!


... Please don't hurt me

[-Destinysend]

That's just it. See, currently you're young and naive of the world, hence we've warned you of horribly evil fluffy bunnies such as Zekes who are generally scary enough that you should tremble in fear at the mere mention of their name let alone be graced with their terrifying-pants-wetting presence.

So while he might not appear for some time yet, you might want to plan on sacrificing your first born to sate his wrath.

[-Alucard]

I find that feeding him a portion of the souls that I used to collect by having new bloods sign my contracts worked well for me...then everyone started warning them off my contracts....luckily I have plenty of back stock and other souls from other sources.

[-FTWChick]

So basically, what everyone is saying, is that I should be prepared for something similar to this:




Sounds like my kind of person. I think I'm going to like it here.

[-Ezekiel]

You will best know me by this.

Study it, grasp it, clutch at it like a griff ball, fondle it, lick it and then pass it back here I need to sanitize it. Dirty people have been touching it again.

Hello, stay away from my fucking caverns. If you have a complaint, please see the complaints department care of my caverns. If you have questions then feel free to PM me and I'll answer them. I'm not super active these days. Mainly trying to find my grove back, so I'm like a newbie again, trying to find my way in the world but with PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER trapped in itty bitty living space.

[-FTWChick]

Also, that post was filled with enough epic references, that I have decided to allow you into my cool club. Any lover of Halo, Rage Faces, and Disney is alright by me.

[-Ezekiel]

Hold up, how can you let me into your club when your club is merely an affiliated association with membership into the organisation that my corporation is parent of?

Unless you use the noob combo, then I'm afraid your club will be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall from 30cm away.

[-FTWChick]

I have no idea what a "noob combo" is, but my cool club exists only in my mind. It is a collection of persons and ideas which I have deemed worthy of acknowledgement and remembrance based upon specific qualifications.

[-FTWChick]

Unless of course that was in reference to Halo. In which case, screw that lol. I'm strictly a BR/DMR/Sniper kind of girl.

[-Ezekiel]

You and every other player these days. I haven't played in ages, TF2 made me into it's hat filled slut. I used to roll with a BR/Shotgun combo, but I've found that playing XBL is often enough to make me want to outlaw small children due to the amount of mic spam that occurs.

Any way, enjoy your stay. And if you don't then that is your personal issue and you should see your doctor about that weird rash. Luthe has one just like it.

[-FTWChick]

I will indeed be enjoying my stay. Wait... Luthe let you see his rash that's disturbing man.

[-Ezekiel]

He enjoys a nice steamy cup on non-consensual cocoa. While tied down. He's my bitch. Ya'll are my bitches, except for Dest, she's special. Got a firm pimpin' hand that one, keeps the bitches in line. When she's good and proper she can earn herself a pimpin' cane with her choice of over the top gem on it so she can keep her strut in place.

Dory should be able to earn herself pimpin' status if she keeps slappin the fools around. Got a firm whippin' hand that one, nothing supple there.


And I've creeped myself out, mental imagine of Dory dressed as a dominatrix giving Luthe and the rest of the lads on the board a firm beating made shit get weird...

[-Alucard]

.....Wow Zeke...just wow...I never thought I would be that weirded out by you even the UPUD was clean and pg compared to the thoughts you just placed in so many minds....

[-Ezekiel]

Then my work here is done.

[-Davina]

Hi... I have nothing to top that mess so I'll go with the normal... I am the crazy bunny lady welcome to DF!

[-Luthe]

I dress better than Ezekiel.

[-Kilik]

o.o Luthe dresses like a dominatrix?

And idk, Dory would be more liable to pistol whip the rest of us into shape pretty hardcore. Then again didn't she consider feeding people gunpowder for the longest time?

[-FTWChick]

Alright, I concede. You, Zeke, are one twisted individual.
And Hi Davina! Thanks for the welcome!