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 -The Gunslinger |
Posted: May 7 2012, 05:51 PM
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Crucify the ego  Group: Ezekiel's Bitch Posts: 4,560 Member No.: 558 Joined: 12-December 05  |
...touch your genitals after handling hot peppers.
That is all. |
  
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 -Luthe |
Posted: May 7 2012, 05:55 PM
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One mind, but many hearts.  Group: Administrator Posts: 5,932 Member No.: 491 Joined: 1-November 05 |
Always...
Touch your friend in the eye after handling hot peppers. Also, if you ever have the pleasure of being hit with pepper spray, be prepared to feel it again and everywhere when you shower off. Congratulations, Gunslinger. |
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 -Roush |
Posted: May 7 2012, 09:54 PM
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Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum  Group: Warrior Posts: 1,709 Member No.: 2,707 Joined: 2-August 10 |
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| -Ezekiel |
Posted: May 8 2012, 03:05 AM
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I'm an ArseHole, deal with it. Group: Administrator Posts: 6,640 Member No.: 91 Joined: 7-May 05 |
You just learnt this? Like fire, Chilli and your balls do not mix.
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 -Classix |
Posted: May 8 2012, 11:08 AM
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Being liked is overated  Group: Druid Posts: 1,017 Member No.: 2,551 Joined: 27-September 09 |
Never place substances that are 10x hoter then Tabasco sauce anywhere near your balls or face... I learned that from first hand experience in school. Accidently got it on my hand and sneezed just as i was going to wipe it off...
Long story shortened I apparently got 3 class worth of kids detention for using a controlled substance before a school dance whilst I was suspended along with my friend. Parents got involved and the short dicked principal basically had to swallow his words and undid everything. (The bastard just loved to make an example over everything) |
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| -Jenova |
Posted: May 8 2012, 02:20 PM
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Emergency Induction Port Group: Druid Posts: 953 Member No.: 2,692 Joined: 16-June 10 |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
I WAS THERE! ROFL LAWL LMAO! NOOB! I LOVE YOU and you better not think about doing that again and then doing dirty things to me because I will divorce you! |
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| -Ezekiel |
Posted: May 8 2012, 07:33 PM
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I'm an ArseHole, deal with it. Group: Administrator Posts: 6,640 Member No.: 91 Joined: 7-May 05 |
Don't tell me he was trying to be kinky, because that's not kinky, that's silly. We need an MS paint picture of GS' crotch on fire people!
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 -Destinysend |
Posted: May 8 2012, 08:33 PM
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What do you do when it hurts this bad? Group: Administrator Posts: 3,758 Member No.: 785 Joined: 22-April 06 |
You know, if your crotch is burning that's generally a sign something is wrong.. might want to get that checked out.
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| -LaoTzu |
Posted: May 8 2012, 10:55 PM
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Heretic/Ronin Group: Warrior Posts: 504 Member No.: 2,714 Joined: 23-August 10 |
GS you have genitals?
I thought you were married? |
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| -Ezekiel |
Posted: May 8 2012, 10:58 PM
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I'm an ArseHole, deal with it. Group: Administrator Posts: 6,640 Member No.: 91 Joined: 7-May 05 |
CRAB PEOPLE!!!
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| -LaoTzu |
Posted: May 8 2012, 11:01 PM
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Heretic/Ronin Group: Warrior Posts: 504 Member No.: 2,714 Joined: 23-August 10 |
That explains it....thanks....btw, I was joking GS.....
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