Lovelorn?, If so I can help. 100% satisfaction.

[grand master]

Um gooey center? I am hard and hateful through and through, like a drill sergeant.

[ObiWannabe]

Tell me Grand Master, how old were you when you noticed that women were repulsed by you?
And don't be embarrassed, we all realize that you have "issues" with the fairer sex. Your hard and hateful shell is merely a defense mechanism. A wall if you will, that you throw up in the hopes of preventing further shame and humiliation.
We in the biz call this, "throwing up walls to protect oneself" syndrome. You are displaying all the symptoms Grand Master. It is my hope that one day we can break down these wall that you have so painstakingly built. Do I think that going to happen? Noooo, but hey, it's worth a shot right?

Grand Poobah,
Lord of Love

[grand master]

Look in my eyes and tell me what you see.

this is the average response.

"It's cold, and it's dark"

Now I ask you, does this sound like a defense mechanism.

[Rick Shan]

Still going on with this? If its dificult for grand master to find love its not its fault as said in a other post ppl don't love others how they are and their way of be anymore, look at me im 18 and i don't have a GF yet! i prefer to wait for the right girl to come to me than waste my F*** time wandering why that girl doesn't like me and why i can't get a gf? ( I think probably because i still like this girl i knew in school 6 or 7 yrs ago ) Just enjoy your time i believe if you wait you will find love in the right moment, instead of jumping to every girl you run to like some ppl do

[grand master]

Na I really do just fine with girls Rick, its all just a joke.

Tod started this because he is an idiot, Also he is just upset that I am good with girls and he is not, note his talks with my sister.

Yes Tod she is disturbed by you.

[ObiWannabe]

Readers,
In my brief absence Grand Master has already reverted back to his previous denials. He continues to insist that he has absolutely no problems with the fairer sex. This of course is untrue. As you no doubt saw, Grand Master, in a futile effort to shift the attention off of his "love life" or lack thereof, is trying to ruin the precious and sacred relationship that Allie and I share. But I am not going to allow you to succeed Grand Master. The hostility and anger that you continue to direct toward me has reach a new, and I must say, and alarming high. You must be able to recognize that the frustration and hatred that you feel compelled to direct toward me is really just the self-loathing that you struggle to control day by day. Grand Master, earlier you beseeched me to look into your eyes and to tell you what I see. Now, I, as your friend and mentor, beseech you to look inside yourself and see the man that your frustration and anger is turning you in to.

Grand Poobah,
Lord of love.

[grand master]

Tod you are out of your skull.

[ObiWannabe]

*Sighs* Readers,
It is obvious that once again Grand Master has decided to disregard any and all attempts for help. Instead of walking with me, hand in hand, down the road of recovery, Grand Master has decided that anger and bitterness is the path he'll take. When he said quote, "you are out of your skull" he was trying to insinuate that I am crazy. That I have no idea what I am talking about. It was then obvious to me, as I'm sure it was to you, that Grand Master has absolutely no respect for me; despite my greater wisdom. Grand Master is trying to undermine everything that we're doing here; all my wonderful work. But I shall not allow him to succeed! I shall call him out for it right here and now. Grand Master, I have to inform you that you are in for a thorough tongue lashing! If you should wish to apologize to me and to my readers then all shall be forgiven.
I still and ever remain,
Grand Poobah,
Lord of love.

[grand master]

Of course I meant your crazy. and a tongue lashing from you? Oh and greater wisdom, please your stupider then a raisin.

[ObiWannabe]

*Sighs dramatically* Readers, I want you all to observe Grand Master's recent behavior. Note how his ever increasing anger is quickly transforming into rage and hatred. By constantly avoiding his real issue Grand Master, has in effect, morphed into that hard and hateful drill sergeant he spoke of earlier. We are all very aware of the elephant that is in the room; so there is no point in pretending that we don't understand where all of Grand Master hostility stems from. Grand Master, it is time my friend for you to finally face that which you have been avoiding your whole life; women. Grand Master, you must come to terms with the fact that you are indeed lovelorn. I beg you to be honest with yourself and to just admit that love, and women, are your nemesis. I promise you that you will be amazed at how much better you will fell about yourself, and your life after you admit it.
Grand Poobah,
Lord of love.

[grand master]

If you think I have problems with women you are crazy, and very very weird.

[ObiWannabe]

*Folds hands on desk* Readers, Once again, Grand Master has decided that instead of dealing with his real issue, which incidentally happens to be his inability to attract women, he has decided to make this a personal conflict between he and I. He thinks that by calling me, "crazy" or "weird" he can successfully hide his problems from all of you. Grand Master, you are fooling no one here. We can all see the scars that mark you so plainly. You have been virtually battered and beaten by countless women who have rejected you time and time again. Your hurt; and confused. Your confused because you have been told by others who have tried to comfort you by saying that out there, for every man there is a woman... waiting. But now your starting to see that these are merely fabrications meant to comfort and console a struggling, hurting boy. You are beginning to see that though there are women out there who are indeed desperate, even desperation has it's limits. But I do have a few suggestions for you. There are women out there who might be persuaded to date and eventually marry you. A blind woman for example would not be immediately repulsed by your unattractive physique. And if you were to say as little as possible there is a chance she would take a fancy to you. Or how about an illegal alien? Now there is a woman for you. Find yourself a woman who is in this country illegally and about to be deported and I guarantee that she will not turn you down. Try these little tricks Grand Master and you may find the love of your life yet.
Grand Poohbah,
Lord of Love.

[grand master]

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT?