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oliver james schultz ! 17. hs kiddo. alex ludwig. ← EVERYONE HAS A NAME, SO WHAT'S YOURS KIDDO?oh, hey. no shit everyone has a name, even if there isn't one on the birth certificate. they respond to something. mine's oliver james schultz. my name has a pretty stupid history, i'm ashamed to admit the back story so i don't understand why everyone tries to get it out of me, but whatever. my mom loved oliver twist so, she named me oliver. i go by oli though. my dad's name is james and that's where we got my middle name, in case you're too slow to put two and two together.← WELL THAT'S A NAME FOR YOU. SO HOW OLD ARE YOU?okay, captain obvious, can you not repeat yourself? it's annoying as hell. i'm seventeen years old, born on may third. so, i'll be eighteen shortly. i'm graduating in about a month and i'm pretty ready for it. i'm obviously not going to be done with school once i graduate, i want to go to texas and do my university there so i can play for the longhorns.← SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAYS, WHERE DID YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST?i was born here in ashwick and it's been pretty damn awesome growing up. my family's been here for awhile, so we've got a shitload of old friends, though i don't talk to them or their kids. they're all stupid twats. i've got patience for a select group of people and that's about it. everyone else can just assume i like 'em. dumbasses. i stayed because i'm not going to be a teenager living on their own, are you joking? i'm leaving to play ball for the longhorns, hopefully.← SOUNDS LIKE A NICE PLACE. SO TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU LIKE?to put it simply, i like sex, girls, partying, and football the most. it does matter what kind of party though; has to have alcohol, music, and dancing. none of that confirmation or first communion shit for me. it's boring, not pointless since i do believe in God and everything but, you get my drift? i've played football since i was a little kid, never missed a year. i've always kept my grades up so i could play. it i wasn't so crazy about ball, i wouldn't be on the honor roll.← THOSE ARE GREAT THINGS BUT WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE HUN?i hate commitment, which is why i always end up cheating a month in. i just think you can't be too serious in high school, it's dumb as fuck. i don't like schoolwork, like i said, the only reason i do it is for sports. i probably should've said this when i said that i hate commitment but i fucking hate clingy girls. forcing yourself on me 24/7 isn't going to make me want you around more, if anything i'll avoid you.← ANY OF THOSE THINGS HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR CHILDHOOD?not really. no. i'm not fucked up like a lot of people here. sorry if i disappoint your sad ass but i guess you'll have to deal with it.← RIGHT RIGHT, AND WHO WAS PART OF THAT ANYWAYS?part of my nothing? rethink your damn statements, bud. anyways, i've got my two parents, obviously. they were born here as well but weren't exactly well-known or rich but whatever. they made names for themselves now. my mom's a fashion designer in a partnership with scarlett stewart and my dad a lawyer. i have three younger sisters and if anyone hurts them, they'll get pretty familiar with my fists.← HOW'S THE LOVE LIFE GOING KIDDO?pretty damn good. i'm single- the way i like it. but i'm definitely not a virgin. i like no strings attached. i doubt i'll be in a relationship anytime soon.← THAT'S STEAMY, SO LET'S GET PERSONAL COOL WITH YOU?if non descriptive explanations get you off...you're sad. anyways, i've been called a cocky asshole, a jerk, among several other things. whatever, i'm still pretty badass so fuck everyone else. ← SPEAKING OF PERSONAL, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET HUN?Nah. I love taliyah jackson.← PROMISE I WON'T TELL. SO WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS?I didn't tell you jack, dumb ass. Like I said, play for the longhorns. maybe settle down, doubt it though.← WELL THAT SOUNDS GREAT. I GUESS I'LL SEE YA AROUND RIGHT?i hope not. bye. ABBYV2. EASTERN. ABBY.FARNEN = AIM. LIV IT UP!
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