So, this isn't really pretty or anything.
My boy Jimmy here needs his brother, Mickey, because why not?
Mickey and Jimmy are brothers from Boston, MA. Jimmy is a corporate shark...
he's in a competitive field, and is ambitious, and successful. Micky is... not
so much. He's had a rough time, can be kind of a mooch, and is a pretty
successful con man.
Basically, Jimmy hasn't seen him in years, doesn't know where he is. I'd like
Mickey to come back around for whatever reason. Doesn't matter, just think
he'd be a cool guy to get on the site.
Suggested PB? Matt Damon.

They're oddly similar, and #bostonpride.
Also, before I forget: Name would be Mickey O'Shea, but Mickey can be short for
other names, like Michael. So feel free to vary it, as long as we keep the Mickey part.
Other details negotiable!
AIM: Casndrasaurusrex
PM: Cormac Donleavy's acct.