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eris elspeth march! 23. local. alexandra chando. HELLO! COULD YOU PLEASE STATE THE BASICS FOR US? NAME, AGE, OCCUPATION, SEXUALITY, THAT SORT OF THING.name is eris elspeth march, but I'm pretty sure you knew that when you called to ask for the interview. Asking just seems redundant. I'm twenty-three, turning twenty-four in september. my occupation? i do pageants, and I win. Last year's miss california here. Other than that I have this dinky little contract with a temp agency and do receptionist work every now and then. Sexuality? "the soul is neither male or female". I guess that's my condescending way of saying I'm bi. and I don't know what 'that sort of thing means', so we'll just move on to the next question cause i'm getting really bored of you already.OH! SO HOW WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD? WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?my childhood consisted of attending rich parties thrown by my parents, and harassing my sisters. It got old really fast but there was nothing I could do about it. at least now they're never around. Mom died and daddy's always working. When he does come home though, he's throwing more of his parties with his fellow elitists. great man, reallyAHH, I SEE. AND HOW HAS THAT AFFECTED YOUR PERSONALITY? WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?I don't know. does it matter? I don't think childhood has to play a part in why i am how i am. But if you're really that curious, i'm going to say it in the nicest ways possible. I know how to get what I want, i have no shame in sleeping around because it feels good, I will not hesitate to knock anyone out of my way. I'm really unaffected by the mean things other people say, for the most part, but enjoy making some cry. Okay.. so it got a little mean there at the end but I think you get the points i'm trying to make. yes, I get called a bitch, and i accept it with open arms. slut, too, because we all know that's true.HMM. AND I BET SOMEONE LIKE YOU HAS HAD A VERY EVENTFUL LOVE LIFE, EH? HOW'S IT BEEN AND WHAT'S IT LIKE NOW?I'm not sure I believe in love. I thought I loved someone.. but that was a huge mess. He got me pregnant, i didn't know who the father was, until i wasn't talking to him anymore. and now I have no idea where he is. i'm over it, and him, i'm just back to living my life. Go ahead and judge me, but i'm getting satisfaction like twenty-four seven and i have no regrets.TURN-ONS AND TURN-OFFS? GO ON, SPILL!turn ons? aggressiveness. Be strong, be mean. obviously attractiveness, wit. Basically if you're not and not a pansy... you're turnin me on.AND WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?eh. I don't know. who really plans that fucking far ahead? .... I guess i'd like to be out of my parent's house by then, not dealing with my annoying little sisters. Maybe i'll have a pet, probably a better job where i can boss people around and make them wash my car to suck up to me. possibly have a 'miss america' title by then. you never know.GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR PET PEEVES! WE'RE CURIOUS.prissy people. happy people. dirty people. needy people. annoying people. stupid people. People. I don't know, people and the stupid shit they do.RIGHT, I SEE! SO, TO COUNTER THAT, WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU JUST LOVE IN LIFE?love? still not believing that exists. I enjoy being a bitch, making people cry, drinking, partying, dancing. i like arguing sometimes, doing anything i can to piss people off. i love my name, because it's the goddess of chaos, and i try to live up to it as much as possible.AND HERE'S A THROWN-IN QUESTION; HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?dramatically. Maybe i'll get hit by a bus, but survive and someone can try to off me while i'm in the hospital, but fail, so while i'm in a drug-induced haze i can start a hospital fire and go up in flames. that'd be badass. And i'm taking crystal caruso with me, because she's a fucking cunt.INTERESTING! THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.yeah, whatever. tay. replacing tahlia
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