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CORMAC DONLEAVY - April 28, 2012 12:58 AM (GMT)
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Before the halfway house, Cormac would have headed to a bar if he was upset. Seven or so beers later, he'd tell himself that he was feeling fine, that things would look up. And he'd stagger home.
<p>That was months ago, before he'd been thrust into the world of single fatherhood. Bar wasn't exactly a valid option to have a few hours to himself. He'd spent the day unpacking, moving himself into a new house. Just a ranch, like he'd had before. Simple. One room for him, one for Saoirse. A spare bedroom that he intended to use for storage. Saoirse had watched him from her playpen, sitting upright, eyes following her father as he unpacked and talked to her absentmindedly. She was such a happy kid, god bless her. She gurgled back, or dozed off, or just stared at him as he worked.
<p>He was scheduled to return to the station that night, too. With his parents as babysitters for the night, he decided to drop Saoirse off for the evening a bit early. There wasn't any food at the new place just yet - he'd stop in an Rosie's and grab something, sit for a little bit. He hadn't been out in a long time.
<p>The diner was fairly quiet. Cormac sat himself at the counter, surveying his options. He hadn't been eating much since Lottie had passed, and it was showing a bit. But it was time to resume normalcy, and he actually felt hungry. He ordered a coffee and considered the listed specials, chin in hand.
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LELAND McCOY - April 29, 2012 06:52 AM (GMT)
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Leland wasn't a hateful guy, but it was safe to say he hated freshman toward the end of the semester. Grade grubbers was a good way to describe them. Of course, he always had the slackers who balanced out the brown-nosers, but they were just as hard to deal with. They seemed to all swarm into his office at the same time, begging for extra credit or even for extensions on the normal credit. He was a nice guy and a lenient teacher, but he could only bend so much.
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So he ended up packing up early and heading to Rosie's. Office hours were over anyway, and he opted to be selfish and grade his final assignments over a cup of coffee, and hopefully in silence instead of sticking around campus.
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The diner was uncharacteristically empty, which Leland attributed to the bad weather. He picked a booth toward the corner, where he figured if a rush of people did come in he wouldn't be getting much traffic walking by him and distracting him. He set his things out in front of him and headed to the counter to order a black coffee when he noticed a familiar face a few stools down from him. He didn't look too good, and Leland considered letting him be for a moment. But he looked like he could at least use a hello, how are ya.
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<b>"Cormac,"</b> he said, nodding slightly in his direction and extending his hand for a handshake. He didn't want to be too overbearing -- the guy looked really upset over something. <b>"It's been a while. How's it going?"</b>


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i was gonna wait to see if anyone else took this because i already snagged one of your opens and i don't want to be greedy but i couldn't resist because cormac. D:

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - April 29, 2012 09:52 PM (GMT)
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Cormac turned when he heard a familiar voice addressing him. He hadn't seen LP in forever - they hadn't really hung out extensively since the infamous Vegas trip. Hearing his name dragged him out of a spacey state, where he was still vaguely considering the specials as his coffee sat there, untouched. He blinked, and turned. "Hey man." He extended his hand, managing a small smile. "It's been too long." He agreed, nodding.
<p>The 'how's it going' quest had been pretty awkward lately. He wasn't sure that LP knew about recent events. He wished he could stammer out a "Going good, you?" sort of response, but it wasn't going to happen. And he'd be a liar if he did. "It's... going. I guess? Not so hot recently, I can't lie. And yourself? Sit and stay awhile, if you like?" He indicated a spare stool at the counter top, if Leland was interested.
<p>[[who's complaininn :P I love me some LP!]]
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LELAND McCOY - May 5, 2012 07:20 AM (GMT)
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Cormac didn't look too well, but he supposed it could have been anything. Before they had randomly stopped keeping in contact for whatever reason, he knew his dad had heart problems. It could have had something to do with that. Cormac also had managed to find himself in a serious relationship, so it could have been that. It could have been work, his health, cold coffee, or anything, so Leland didn't want to make any assumptions.
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<b>"No? Why not?"</b> He sat down, figuring his stuff would be safe in the corner table of the diner while he sat and rapped with Cormac for a bit. Hardly anyone was there, anyway, so he ordered his coffee and made himself comfortable on the stool next to Cormac. <b>"Yeah, you look beat, but I didn't wanna say anything."</b>


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CORMAC DONLEAVY - May 5, 2012 11:53 PM (GMT)
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"Oh, you know. Just thinking about the wife? And all that." The woman that had left him in a way that no other had left him before - widowed, a few years back now. "I mean, it's still an open wound, you know? Not that I haven't moved on."
<p>He had only moved on in the physical sense of the word - he'd had plenty of women since she'd passed. But he'd yet to really make an emotional connection with any of them. He didn't feel the pressing need to, and hadn't met a girl that he felt worth getting attached to just yet. "I swear, I'm fine though. It's just hard sometimes. But I'm feeling pretty good, overall?" He shot him a weak grin, not really feeling it. "And how're you?"

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LELAND McCOY - May 9, 2012 05:45 AM (GMT)
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Leland nodded. Clearly he had never been married or even close to it, but he could imagine what it felt like to lose someone you had expected to spend the rest of your life with. He offered a sympathetic look, but didn't want to say too much on the subject. There were situations that didn't warrant a discussion, and Leland felt that this was one of them. He would just listen.
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He had known Cormac for a while, at least long enough to know that he was resilient, particularly after he had slowed down on his drinking... Sort of. Moving on and getting over it were two very different things, so the occasional hang up like the one Cormac was having now was nothing to be too concerned about. <b>"Busy as fuck, dude."</b> He gestured over toward his set up sprawled across a table in the corner. <b>"Next week is finals week, and I got a tournament in Sacramento this weekend that I can't miss,"</b> he explained, referring to the pool league he shot in. <b>"I'm hoping to make some bank. If my team gets first place, supposedly my cut is $500? We'll have to go chasing fat chicks again, my treat."</b>



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CORMAC DONLEAVY - May 10, 2012 11:47 PM (GMT)
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"You know I live to chase down fat chicks." Cormac grinned. He was glad that LP wasn't pussyfooting around with some sort of sympathy, or rambling on about how sorry he was. Sometimes, Cormac just needed someone to kind of gloss over the hard bits, and bring him back to a place where he could laugh about the future. That, and he figured that most of the awkward, rambling sympathy that people tended to dish out was either faked, or painfully forced. It was just easier to leave that sort of thing behind.

<p>"Seriously, though. I hope it works out. What are the odds of first place?" He asked, curious. He'd never seen a pool tournament, and was better at the game drunk than he was sober. "You know. Just so I get the bed re-inforced, for Fat Chick Weekend."
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LELAND McCOY - May 13, 2012 06:41 AM (GMT)
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<b>"Yeah, I remember."</b> He thought back to when they had first gotten to know each other, before Leland knew just how outrageous Cormac could be, when Cormac told him he had gotten arrested for having sex with a fat chick in the middle of the road. And then there was the fat chick who wanted to ride the mechanical bull who kept making eyes at him. There was no denying that he was definitely a fat chick magnet, from what LP could remember.
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Cormac asked him what the odds were for his team winning first place. Leland shrugged. <b>"I won't lie. Pretty damn good this year."</b> He didn't want to brag, but there were certain things he just couldn't manage to be humble about. Shooting pool was one of those things, if only because he had been doing it since he was tall enough to reach over the table. <b>"I might have to pass 'em off to you, though."</b> He snerked. As if they would be flocking toward him like they would be toward Cormac, anyway. <b>"I've actually got a girl."</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - May 13, 2012 08:23 PM (GMT)
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"Yeah, I'm sure you'll be just graciously tossing them my way." He joked, biting his lip to hold a small laugh in. "Whatever. Manatees don't scare me. It's the barracudas I'm more worried about. The skinny girls that just look like really bitchy eels, and will eat you alive. I made that up, by the way. I don't know if barracudas eat people." He shrugged.
<p>He nodded as LP talked about having a ladyfriend. "Oh, no shit, do you really? Anyone I know?" He raised his eyebrows at LP. He loved the dude to death, but knew that he wasn't the swiftest when it came to picking up girls. "It's not any of my sisters, is it? Because then, Irish code man, I'd have to kill you."
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LELAND McCOY - May 16, 2012 11:35 PM (GMT)
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<b>"Manatees,"</b> Leland repeated, trying not to laugh. <b>"So wrong."</b> More like he felt bad for laughing. He knew exactly what Cormac was referring to, or who. Leland had dated his fair share of them, his sister had been one, and he hoped that Alix wouldn't turn out to be one, even if he had no idea where their relationship was going at that point.
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<b>"You sound surprised,"</b> he said, pretending to be offended. <b>"No, no one you're related to. I know better."</b> He laughed, trying not to let the thought of Cormac pounding his skull into the pavement get to him. <b>"I don't think you know her. Well, I don't know, this <I>is</i> you we're talking about... Alix Caffrey? She teaches lit at the high school. Brunette, real pretty eyes... Dresses kind of strangely?"</b>


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CORMAC DONLEAVY - May 18, 2012 07:45 PM (GMT)
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"Nah, I'm not really surprised?" He knew LP wasn't great with girls, but the guy wasn't hopeless. He did just fine of his own accord. But Cormac hadn't heard too much from LP recently. The presence of a new girlfriend might be enough to excuse that. "I just didn't know. Good for you, man."
<p>"I can't say I know any Caffreys." He shrugged. He knew a lot of people locally and may have met the girl briefly, but he had no idea. "Not that I can remember. What's she like? What does she teach?" He was genuinely curious to know about her. LP was a cool guy, and he hoped that Alix was just as fun to hang out with.
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LELAND McCOY - May 23, 2012 03:03 AM (GMT)
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<b>"She teaches literature. Gets really into it. Like... <I>Really</i> into it."</b> He said, grinning. Her enthusiasm was something Leland could respect, and he hoped it transferred into other aspects of her personality as he got to know her better. <b>"We're not a thing yet. She was married, I'm a little weary of that to be honest."</b>

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UGH IT'S INEXCUSABLY TURRIBLE AND SHORT

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - May 23, 2012 06:34 PM (GMT)
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"When you say REALLY into it, what do you mean?" Cormac didn't read much, if anything, and didn't really understand how someone got "into" it. He supposed it was sort of like being a movie buff - that she was a Book Buff or something, but he wasn't really sure.
<p>But they weren't an item yet. "Married before, like she's divorced now, or something?" He furrowed his brow. "Or separated, or something?"
<p>[[no worries, I could work with it!]]
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LELAND McCOY - May 26, 2012 06:52 AM (GMT)
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Leland wasn't sure what he meant by "really," into it, or at least why he had put so much emphasis on it. <b>"Like, she gets really into the books. I saw the backseat of her car once, it's full of old timey dresses and what not, she's got this huge library in her house she knocked out like two bedrooms for..."</b> He shrugged. The way he said it made her sound weird and obsessive, but he thought it was cool and unique.
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<b>"Nah.. Her husband died. She talks about him sometimes. I'm not sure if I want to try anything if she hasn't moved on, you know?"</b> Maybe Cormac wasn't the right person to ask for advice, but he figured it couldn't hurt.

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - May 28, 2012 11:13 PM (GMT)
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"Ohh. I guess I understand. Kind of how I'm 'really into' drinking, so I put a bar in my living room?" He joked, but he understood the concept now. He couldn't say that he'd read a book in years, to be honest. If he ever met this girl, he doubted that he would have anything to talk about with her.
<p>"Nah.. Her husband died. She talks about him sometimes. I'm not sure if I want to try anything if she hasn't moved on, you know?" "I get it." He knew all too well. "I mean. I still talk about Charlotte sometimes. Has she done something where you think that, like, she hasn't moved on?"
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LELAND McCOY - June 1, 2012 05:25 AM (GMT)
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<b>"Yeah, like that."</b> And had Leland been more into drinking he probably would have appreciated Cormac's enthusiasm more. Even if reading wasn't his favorite pastime, it was nice to finally meet someone with a passion. <b>"Sort of."</b>
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Cormac had a point. <b>"I guess not. I just never know how to respond."</b> Just because she talked about him didn't mean she wasn't over him, but it was easy to feel that way. There had to be a different etiquette when dealing with ex-husbands and ex-girlfriends, but it still made him uncomfortable.

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 4, 2012 11:56 AM (GMT)
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Exes were a hard topic, even if they were deceased. He knew that firsthand. "You could always ask. Either really bluntly, or go round about? Like, 'How did it happen?' and all that shit. I usually do that to kind of get a feel for the situation, I don't know." He sat thoughtful for a moment. "Then again, I usually do that so I can hold them after when they're upset, and possibly touch boobs. You know what, I'm really not the best guy to be asking about all that. Don't listen to me." He grinned at LP. Cormac didn't give himself much credit in emotional circumstances.
<p>"But seriously... I guess that's something you should figure out." Nothing would suck more than to invest time in someone, and feel led on when they eventually confessed that they weren't over the death of a late husband.
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LELAND McCOY - June 5, 2012 07:35 AM (GMT)
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Leland knew that was what he needed to do -- get over himself and his stupid fear of coming on too strongly and just ask her about it. She obviously had no problem discussing it, and the only reason she probably ever cut herself off was because he looked so visibly uncomfortable. But he couldn't even explain why. It wasn't jealousy, because the man was dead. He had no idea what it was, but at least Mac was helping to show him how ridiculous it was.
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He figured he'd change the subject, sort of, and figure it out later on his own. <b>"Her knockers are pretty sensational. Thanks for the tip."</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 8, 2012 11:26 PM (GMT)
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"See, now you have to use that method." He nodded, vigorously. "Because then you can touch them. There you go. I should be a fucking marriage counselor." He played one enough on the radio, he might as well make a better living off of it. Or something.
<p>"So how's teaching and shit treating you? Big summer plans?"
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LELAND McCOY - June 10, 2012 05:30 PM (GMT)
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<b>"Now that's counseling I would pay money for."</b> He laughed at the thought of a poor, unsuspecting young couple coming into Cormac's office, looking for serious advice on how to fix their crumbling marriage. Cormac would probably say something along the lines of "More blowjobs" and send them on their way. All of a sudden, Leland felt bad for the imaginary couple.
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<b>"Man, let's not talk about teaching. Finals are almost over, all I got is pool tournies and poetry slams this summer."</b> He was officially in summer break mode, even though he still had plenty of work to do. Mostly grading, obviously. It was still all sprawled across the table in the corner of the diner, mocking him with each passing minute he spent talking to Cormac. <b>"How's the radio gig paying off?"</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 10, 2012 07:17 PM (GMT)
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"I would just be so good at it. There's not much that sucky-fucky can't fix." He said with a wicked grin. Cormac held an honest to god belief that more people would be more happy if they had more (and better) sex. It made you happier, it counted as exercise, and made more humans if you did it right. And as long as there was consent and age or species limits, everyone was happy. "I could bring peace to the Middle East with that shit."
<p>He shrugged, willing to let the teaching topic go. "The radio thing is pretty awesome." He admitted. He'd really come to love his new job. "I get paid to shoot the shit with three crazy people, and give callers advice, and listen to music. I really can't complain, you know? I can even do it hungover. That's probably the best part."
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LELAND McCOY - June 15, 2012 01:16 AM (GMT)
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LP always wondered how he'd do in radio. Probably shitty. He was a public speaker by trade, but it was different when the audience could see him. It was sort of like talking on the phone -- people were more patient with his stutter when they could speak to him, face to face, whereas on the phone they usually got fed up and annoyed. Cormac seemed to have the voice and personality for it, though LP still hadn't gotten the chance to give his show a proper listen.
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<b>"That's always a plus."</b> Especially for a person like Cormac. LP could count the number of times he had done the hungover teaching thing on one hand, and he wasn't very fond of the experience. <b>"I actually haven't really heard much of the show. You guys a rowdy bunch?"</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 16, 2012 05:32 PM (GMT)
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"Oh, dude, we're awful." He admitted, grinning to himself. "I mean, we get along well, but we kind of rip on each other for fun. Only one of us seems to really get offended, and she's kind of a frigid bitch anyway?" Isla was cool, but she seemed to genuinely get mad when they were ripping on each other. He felt a little bad, but not bad enough to stop. "But it's easy once you learn how to use the electronics behind it?"
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LELAND McCOY - June 16, 2012 07:46 PM (GMT)
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<b>"Man, that seems right up your alley."</b> Not that Cormac was mean spirited or anything, at least Leland didn't get that impression, but he definitely had a mouthpiece and a really shitty filter. if someone didn't have a decent sense of humor, they probably wouldn't get along with the guy. <b>"You guys play music, or just shoot the shit all night?"</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 19, 2012 05:33 PM (GMT)
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"A little of both." He said, thinking about how to phrase what he did. "Mostly we talk, but there's some small musical breaks. We do some advice-heavy moments too - like, we address call-ins and emails or tweets, whatever. Between those times, we either have to play advertisements, or we just sort of talk about whatever the fuck. They let us do what we want - I guess people actually enjoy listening, so as long as we bleep and don't get an FCC letter, we're golden to do whatever. And we run events and promotions outside the station, too, like Bar Nights and stuff."
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LELAND McCOY - June 20, 2012 08:46 PM (GMT)
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LP listened as Mac explained all the stuff they did, and besides the regulations about swear words and advertising and whatnot, it seemed like he was getting paid to hang out for a couple hours every night. <b>"How'd you land that job?"</b> It wasn't meant to be a dig at Mac - How'd <I>you</i> get that job? - although after he said it, he realized it could be taken that way. <b>"Seems perfect for you."</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 22, 2012 02:26 PM (GMT)
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He didn't really take it as a dig - he didn't think that LP was the sort of guy to take a dig like that at someone like him, when they'd been friends for so long. "I don't know, to be honest. I like... met the station manager at a bar one night." How typical for him. "And we were just talking over beer, and he said I had a great laugh, and would I ever consider radio? I had quit the plumbing thing at the time... I got hurt on the job, and Lottie used to hate that I was getting hurt, she was scared." Commercial plumbing was nothing to fuck with, really. "I don't know if it's perfect, but it's fun as hell."
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LELAND McCOY - June 25, 2012 04:38 AM (GMT)
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<b>"Man, that's awesome."</b> For such a fitting job to fall into his lap like that... Leland was a little jealous. Not that he didn't think Cormac worked hard. Mac gave off that "work hard, party harder" vibe, but he had never taken him to be lazy. <b>"Is this a permanent gig, or...?"</b> If it sounded like he was interviewing Cormac, that's because he was. The longer he kept away from grading, the more he wanted to put it off.

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 26, 2012 02:33 PM (GMT)
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He shrugged. "I hope it's permanent? They hired me for the foreseeable future, as far as contract renewals? So I guess as long as I don't seriously mess anything up, I'm golden." He glanced around, and back to LP. "What about you, Professor? How's that going for you?"
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LELAND McCOY - June 28, 2012 12:48 AM (GMT)
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Cormac asked how the teaching gig was going, and LP's shoulders slumped. Teaching certainly wasn't glamorous and outside of his circle of teacher friends, he found it boring to talk about, or rather, he worried he was boring everyone else. <b>"It's going. It's no radio show. Not much to talk about, unless you want to talk about the fat kid who puked on himself during his first speech? Or the toe nail clippings I found on my floor the other day."</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - June 29, 2012 06:03 PM (GMT)
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"Some kid puked? You're shitting me." He snorted at the idea. He had never been a great student, but had never done anything quite like that. "Come on, man. I'm sure you see crazy shit all the time on campus."
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LELAND McCOY - July 5, 2012 03:09 AM (GMT)
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LP nodded. <b>"On himself. For a second we all thought it was gonna like, project. The whole front row ducked. Sometimes you get a fainter or a shaker, but never a puker. That was... Pretty gross. He's gonna have to relive it when he goes to rewatch his speech, too."</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - July 5, 2012 06:27 PM (GMT)
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"Oh, dude, don't make him rewatch it." He said with a laugh, knowing that it was probably part of the lesson plan. "That's brutal, Professor McCoy. Can't have mercy on the poor fuck?"
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LELAND McCOY - July 8, 2012 06:15 PM (GMT)
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<b>"Man, we all had to see it. That's his punishment for making half the class dry heave."</b> LP laughed. Maybe if he wasn't such a troll, he'd spare the kid. <b>"I don't do well with puke. Remember that time we saw the fat chick on the mechanical bull? How hammered I was? Easily the worst morning after of my life, ever."</b>

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - July 9, 2012 02:03 PM (GMT)
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"I still say that's really harsh." He said, shaking his head. LP mentioned the time they'd watched fat girls ride a mechanical bull. Cormac snorted out loud. "Oh my god. I was so hungover to even BEGIN drinking that night. The next day was awful. But kind of worth it. Remember how much those Bacardi girls were staring me down?"
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LELAND McCOY - July 10, 2012 11:53 PM (GMT)
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<b>"Everyone was staring you down,"</b> he said. He wasn't jealous or anything, not at all, but it was obvious that Mac had a much more commanding presence than LP did. <b>"Except the fat chick of course. She wouldn't leave me alone."</b> It reminded him of that Eazy E song -- "she kept on coming because of addiction, legs on fire because of friction."

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godmoding fatties don't mind me

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - July 12, 2012 03:25 PM (GMT)
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"I'm telling you, they aren't that bad." He said, giving his a sideways, joking look. "They just work so damn hard. It's commendable. The Little Engine That Could shit, right there." He watched as the waitress refilled his water, and sucked a bit of it down before continuing. "Never be ashamed to go hoggin', man."
<p>[[I love when mac and LP discuss the merits of heavy women. i really do.]]
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LELAND McCOY - July 18, 2012 06:04 AM (GMT)
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LP nodded. <b>"I got nothing against them."</b> He had dated one or two fatties in his day. It wasn't a matter of physical attraction 'cause they always had big boobs anyway, and he was a boob man, definitely. <b>"But <I>that</i> one... Ugh."</b> He shuddered.

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CORMAC DONLEAVY - July 20, 2012 02:14 AM (GMT)
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"I feel like if I was to die an untimely death, it would be like... suffocation by Hog." He confessed, shoulder's shaking with the contained mirth. "She'd just... roll over, and that'd be the end of Cormac."
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LELAND McCOY - July 26, 2012 07:06 PM (GMT)
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<b>"I can't hate on that,"</b> LP admitted, trying not to make eye contact with the waitress behind the counter. He could tell she was sneering at their conversation. It probably didn't help that he was giggling like a twelve year old boy, either. <b>"I think a sex related death wouldn't be so bad. Might as well die happy, right?"</b>

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