[dohtml]<center><div style="background-color: #7797ac; width: 390px;"><div style="background-color: #fefbed; width: 350px; border-bottom: 50px solid #cdd326; padding?: 5px;"> <center><br><div style="width: 325px; height: 15px; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 5px; padding: 5px; border: 1px dotted #818181; text-align: center; background-color: #cdd326; color: fff; text-transform: uppercase; "><div class="appfont"> hywel marcus jacobi !</div></div></center><br><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maf9z2rRda1rok5gw.gif" width="335px"><p><div style="font-size: 25px; text-transform: uppercase; COLOR: #40aae0; text-align: transform:'"> <DIV CLASS="APPFONT">SEVENTEEN. HS STUDENT. EZRA MILLER. </DIV></DIV><BR><div style="WIDTH: 295PX; border: 1px dotted #818181; background-color: #efefef; font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; color 150b09; text-align: justify; line-height: 6.3pt; padding: 20px; margin-top: 5px; text-transform: lowercase;">
<b>what’s your name?</b><br>
Hywel Marcus Jacobi. Feel free to laugh at my surname, everybody does.
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any nicknames?</b><BR>
Uh just go by Jacko normally. Everybody always seems to have a serious issue with Hywel but eh, it's whatever.<P><B>
and how old are you?</b><BR>
Sweet seventeen.
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what’s your sexuality?</b><BR>
Gay, Straight... whatever whatever.
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are you a virgin?</b><BR>
Mhm, virgin baby. I'm kidding. I think I lost my virginity when I was fourteen? I don't really remember. It was with my brother's girlfriend at the time. He beat my ass for like a week straight after that but she came on to me! I was a hormonal boy, how could I possibly say no? I've got a little practice in since then.
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any preferences in the bedroom?</b><BR>
Eh as long as there's a hole or something going into mine I really don't give a shit. Kinky, missionary, reverse cowgirl, whatever.
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So you’re single?</b><BR>
I am yeah and damn happy about it too. I tried being in a relationship a couple of times with guys and girls but I dunno, it just doesn't work for me right now. Mostly because I just can't keep it in my pants but whatever I'm a happy chappy.<P><B>
What happened in your last relationship?</b><BR>
Uhhh, we split up? Was that your sly way of trying to get all the nitty gritty hm? Sly dog. Can't really remember to be honest, I wasn't really that committed to the whole thing.
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Aw… is that your natural hair color?</b><BR>
Mhm, natural and damn right fabulous.
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where are you from?</b><BR>
Here, Ashwick. But as you can probably see I'm uh mixed race. I think my dad's Korean or something, nobody's quite sure but hey, it's the reason I'm so good looking. Anywaaaay back to the question, yeah I'm an Ashwick native.
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any family?</b><BR>
I have quite a lot of family, two sisters and two brothers, I however, am the youngest which you know, fucking sucks. I'm also the only 'oriental' looking one which also sucks, barely a day goes by that I don't get called the 'squinty eyed bastard'. I mean come on, I'm not that asiany or whatever looking. If you hadn't guessed already, my mother is unmarried and most of us have different fathers. My eldest brother and sister know who their dad is but the rest of us, don't. I'm not really that bothered. I'm fabulous without him.
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so you have a job?</b><BR>
Yeah but it's not that exciting to be honest.
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what is it?</b><BR>
I'm just a waiter at a local place when I actually turn up. It's a bit of a pain in the ass really seeing as I really fucking hate people. I'm not kidding, they drive me crazy. Be warned, I'm definitely not above spitting in a burger or something, belieeeeeeve me.
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what are you going to be doing in five years time?</b><BR>
Fuck knows. I'm never going to go to college or anything, that require a serious amount of money that I'll never have or a scholarship I'll never get because that requires attending school which eh, I don't feel like doing a lot of the time. Hey maybe I'll still be that asshole waiter you really hope you don't get or a manager, ooooh. I can barely contain my excitement, obviously.
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are you happy with your life?</b><BR>
Yeah for the most part, no real complaints.
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