
so. that's gretchen holiday, otherwise known as snowboarding's reigning ice que
en. that is, if you want to be able to call her by her nicknames on the air. otherwi
se, just go for anything you'd normally only hear from the mouths of drunken sail
ors. she's dark and vicious and pretty damn intolerable when everything boils do
wn. if there were ever a case for straightjacekts, this is the psychobitch that wou
ld prove it. of course, that would make it hard to snowboard, and, at the end of th
e day, she's really an amazing boarder. it might have something to do with the fa
ct that she may or may not be (hint: she is!) blackmailing shaun white into coac
hing her. obviously, she's not really in her right mind. gretchen is a clinically dia
gnosed sociopath, which means that she is pretty much the most untrustworthy
person you'll ever meet, and an unofficial psychopath. there's a lot about the wo
rld she will never understand, which can make her come off stupid, but she's not
an idiot. there's just something wrong with her mind that makes her incapable of
registering a lot of the world around her. like relationships, for instance. she doe
sn't understand how any human being can stand another one, so she likes to see
how far she can push and pull relationships until they break - she basically view
s people as her personal play things. she's manipulative and unreasonable. her
mind is constantly moving a hundred miles an hour in the wrong direction.
so, here's the dope, princesses/princes: gretchen does not do friends. she does
n’t. she doesn’t like people. not any people. the only reason she’d tolerate you w
as so that she could hurt you in some awful way. she’s an awful person, so i do n
ot see why you’d want to submit your character to that anyway. enemies is wher
e the action is at, and enemies with benefits. she’s manipulative and cruel. insan
e. completely off her rocker. she doesn’t understand why people like people. so.
lots of random fucks – SHE LIKES BALLS AND BOOBS, BY THE WAY! - lots of
enemies, no friends. at all.