welcome to chimera!

I am Jules. I was here before, then I left, now I am back. I am not the Jules that plays Araminta but when I was here I did play Araminta. WEIRD RIGHT?

I am going onto my 3rd (and not final, thank the fucking lord) year of my BA in English and History and if you snarkily ask me what I am going to use that for, I will kill your parents.

Other than that I am really nice, promise! I like looking way younger than I am, getting confused for my brother's mother all the same, nearly killing myself or setting the house on fire every time i enter a kitchen, getting into the most improbable accidents (like catching my hand in electric beaters), and gushing non stop about my cat who is the fluffiest cat you will ever see except we shave him which i am pretty sure would emasculate him had we not already chopped off his balls he loves me even though i have done all these horrible things to him and sleeps with me every night and waits up for me and misses me when i leave and i love him his name is parmesan and he hates my eight year old brother because once when my brother was four he stuck his finger up the cat's bum.

sometimes i worry about my brother.


I babysit a lot because it's under the table and doesn't affect my student loans but I should not babysit because children are the worst things and I want to set fire to them all.


this is my cat:



this is me:




this is my goal in life:




music i like as a really awful and awkward end note:

dioynsos
just jack
the films
arctic monkeys
the hives
the ark
just jack
metric
passion pit
chemical brothers
pogo
blockhead
florence and the machine
placebo
fiona apple
rasputina
franz ferdinand
scissor sisters

HI JULES SUP
really enjoyed that paragraph about your cat
kind of died
i want pictures of your cat shaved, please, also
thank you
also welcome to chime
love your characters
love you


that's all the creepiness from taylor
for now
!!!!



ps. LEAVE SINCLAIR ALONE DON'T EVEN SAY IT YOU ARE SO MEAN

omg wow, going into my third (and final, actually!) year of a ba too, majoring in english and politics. have had that question asked so many times that it makes me want to pull my own ears off.
you might get your hands caught in beaters, but it sounds like you make rockin brownies.
love for you and your characters <33333

omg thought you meant franz ferdinand as in the archduke of austria. i suck at music ):

HELLO JULES

YOU KNOW ME ALREADY BUT I'M GOING TO POST HERE ANYWAY

I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK




you make me really self conscious about taking my 6-yr-old brother out now, after reading that

ALI MY BROWNIES ARE THE BEST, after class i walked home with left overs and passed by all these bars and as it was late, bunches of drunk people asked for some and none of them would believe they weren't weed brownies

TAYLOR I LOVE YOU TOO here is my cat shaved




I bet the archduke made badass music anyways

FUUUUUUUUUCK
that is so good
ty

omg, naked kitty cat. i love it. o.o

ALSO. WHOO FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE. WHOO ARCTIC MONKEYS. and uhm, i might join this you in your goal with gauged ears. o.o

JUST LOST IT BECAUSE OF YOUR SHAVED CAT, JSYK.
sasdfghjsdfghjkl

OMG ARCTIC MONKEYS!!!

Also.

I mentally high-fived you for that.