Chimera -> LACY LOOK HERE

LACY LOOK HERE, COLONEL MUSTARD'S DOWNTOWN ADVENTURES

Track this topic | Email this topic | Print this topic

Helbert Spleen	Posted: Mar 21 2012, 05:34 PM quote
played by jules -------------------- faculty Group: Faculty Posts: 196 Member No.: 293 Joined: 4-July 11	SO I LOVE YOU LACY AND I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN DEALING WITH LATELY BUT I AM POOR SO IT RESULTED IN ME BRINGING COLONEL MUSTARD ON ADVENTURES IN DOWNTOWN MONTREAL. I HOPE YOU ENJOY. THIS IS COLONEL MUSTARD AND I AT THE START OF OUR ADVENTURES, GETTING SOME COFFEE TO FUEL US. HE IS INDEED SAYING "FUCK YO' KIDNEYS". IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY THING HE IS CAPABLE OF SAYING. THEN TO SATE OUR RAGING LIBIDOS WE WENT TO THE PORN THEATRE. THEN WE DECIDED TO JUDGE THE HIPSTERS IN THE APPLE STORE. FUCK HIPSTERS! FUCK YO' KIDNEYS! THEN FOR SOME UPSCALE MUSTACHE-WAX SHOPPING. FUCK UNWAXED MUSTACHES. FUCK YO' KIDNEYS! THIS IS WHERE I USED TO WORK. MORE HIPSTERS. FUCK EMPLOYMENT! FUCK HIPSTERS! FUCK YO' KIDNEYS! OOPS RAGING LIBIDOS ARE BACK. TO THE NEAREST STRIP CLUB! I WOULDN'T MIND FUCKING THAT ASS, EHHH, COLONEL? FUCK BITCHES! FUCK YO' KIDNEYS! USUALLY COLONEL MUSTARD IS ALL UP IN THEM NAKED LADIES BUT THIS ONE HAD CLEARLY BEEN ROBBED OF HER CLOTHING! COLONEL MUSTARD IS ALL ABOUT CHIVALRY MOTHERFUCKERS. WE DESERVE A REWARD FOR ALL THAT CHIVALRY! CONTACT DANCES, FUCK YES! THEN WE GOT LOST. OH SHIT. WHATCHA GONNA DO? BE A PUSSY? FUCK NO! YOU'RE GOING TO MAN UP AND ASK DIRECTIONS AT TOURISM QUEBEC. FUCKING FRENCHIES COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD. WAS STILL LOST AFTER VISIT. OH FUCKING WELL. MAN ALL THAT BEING LOST SURE IS FUCKING EXHAUSTING. BETTER GET PLASTERED. IT'S COCKTAIL HOUR SOMEWHERE MOTHERFUCKERS. DRINKING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH AIN'T A GOOD IDEA YOOO. BETTER GET SOME MEAT-STICKS IN US. THAT AIN'T GAY OR NOTHING. COLONEL MUSTARD AIN'T GAY!!! COLONEL MUSTARD I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GAY WHY ARE YOU CHECKING OUT THOSE MEN'S ASSES? DISTRACTED FROM FINE MAN-ASS BY THIS ADORABLE PUPPY. OOPS. THIS IS COLONEL MUSTARD'S FUCKING PLANE. HE'S FUCKING RICH AS FUCK. THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEN TODAY EH COLONEL MUSTARD. THEY NEED TO BE HUNTING FUCKING ELEPHANTS AND TIGERS, FUCK LASER TAG! FUCK. YO'. KIDNEYS. STOP CHECKING OUT MEN COLONEL MUSTARD!!!! GOING TO AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF STRIP CLUBS DOES NOT MAKE YOU NOT GAY COLONEL MUSTARD!! AFTER ALL THAT FROLICKING IT WAS TIME FOR CLASS. COLONEL MUSTARD ANALYZES THE SHIT OUT OF SOME JOHN CHEEVER. TURNS OUT IT'S ALL ABOUT FUCK YO' KIDNEYS! SUCH A LONG DAY FULL OF BITCHES AND MAN-ASS AND ALCOHOL. TIME FOR A PEACEFUL TRAIN RIDE HOME. DON'T FORGET FUCK YO' KIDNEYS. THE END. --------------------
	PM email ^

Colonel Mustard	Posted: Mar 21 2012, 08:30 PM quote
lacy Group: Admin Posts: 988 Member No.: 3 Joined: 16-November 10	ohmygod jules words cannot describe how awesome that is laughed so much you are a beautiful human being and i am rendered stunned by this fine magnum opus, this tour de force. also, your hands are really pretty, just FYI who did you get to take those pictures?
	PM email ^

Helbert Spleen	Posted: Mar 25 2012, 09:27 PM quote
played by jules -------------------- faculty Group: Faculty Posts: 196 Member No.: 293 Joined: 4-July 11	those are actually my friend Athena's hands. She and the guy walking away the second time Colonel Mustard checks out man-ass went around downtown with me to point out places and help me hold Colonel Mustard up places. We also accosted student protesters for pictures FYI but they didn't really turn out. This all to say long-windedly that I was taking the pictures. I am glad you liked it! I walked into modern fiction with the poster and my professor was like ???????? --------------------
	PM email ^

1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)

0 Members:

« Next Oldest | Chat | Next Newest »

Free Forums. Reliable service with over 8 years of experience.
Learn More · Register for Free