|WHY DID THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD?|
TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ROBERT.
|Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? |
She had mittens.
|What is the difference between a cat and a comma? |
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
|Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? |
The retail store.
|Why did the cat run from the tree?|
Because it was afraid of the bark!