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Title: CAT-A-PALOOZA
Description: come one, come all!


Mister Green - March 22, 2011 08:07 PM (GMT)
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Yes, members of Chimera, you read correctly! Welcome to CAT-A-PALOOZA, a thread created for the sole purpose of cat jokes! Are they from the internet? Are they from a friend? Are they from an awkward chat on Skype, or maybe just from your own head? THIS IS THE PLACE TO PUT THEM!






Allow me to get the ball rolling!

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WHY DID THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD?
TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ROBERT.

Colonel Mustard - March 22, 2011 08:13 PM (GMT)
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Hoho, what fun! You don't mind if I join you, old friend? My late wife Margaret, bless her heart, had a great infatuation for the animals, you see. I could never hear the end of that woman's cat jokes!

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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.


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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.


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Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.


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Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!

Merrin Bradley - March 23, 2011 05:11 AM (GMT)
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I have nothing to add.

John Homme - March 23, 2011 04:26 PM (GMT)
ok u guys, these are all really basic, so i thought i'd put down one that takes a few minutes to get for all its complexity






Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!

Merrin Bradley - March 24, 2011 04:51 AM (GMT)
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