Oh my, are those zombies? Right in London? Heaven to Betsy! And it's only just gone 1900! The world might end before all of us millenium whores are born! Save us Mr. Big Man In The Sky! As if he's going to save you- you smell like... like zombies!
We are a literate/advanced Victorian Era zombie site. It's like a 28 Days Later Sherlock Holmes crossover. How hot is that? As hot as my pants.
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It's May of 1900
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So you've got all your fancy information on the top and then when you bite into the centre of the cake you get yourself a support forum. Isn't that just peachy?
Calling all ducks. Calling all ducks. There's been an accident under the surface. Someone has pissed in the pond. It's called an announcement- for news and activity checks and shit.
Are you ready to join the band wagon? Well you can't! I'm just kidding, of course you can. Grab the application, fill it out and that's a bingo. Maybe not quite but who cares- register in this forum.
Yeah zhe'z zuper freaky! Maybe not, but you know what is? All these accepted zombies who are now able to run around eating humans and whatever. Or maybe they're just lame accepted humans...
We all love a good want ad. Can't you just feel the sarcasm there? You can plot in here and request and oh my fucking god are you serious? Totally dude. General plotting, for events and such go in the main forum.
While most recognise that as a sexual innuendo remark, it's also a song by The Backstreet Boys. And now it's also the name of the communications forum. Telegrams, telephones and mail.
It's like a Tardis, and it will take you back forwards or over the rainbow. Alternate universe here we come- or maybe you're just looking for the past or the future.
Some of us are fail at tracking our threads, because we've yet to find the topic subscription button. And some of us have a creative mind and crave for journals scrapbooks and that bullshit.
You so just broke the law homedawg! Hands up! Stick 'em up, partner- Wait, we're not cowboys, we're snobby ponces. Sorry, I'll refrain from such bullshit next time. All those governmenty places, like Scotland Yard and parliament can be found here.
Or actually just let someone else do it- like paid actors who perform in theatres, or the relatively new cinema. Or there's always the churches for a good morning prayer, or the libraries and museums for educational purposes and so on and so forth. You get the idea.
Hooray for food! I bet someone's hungry, or perhaps you're looking to take some elegant piece of arse out for a bit of tea, ooooh. Whatever it is, if it's in this forum it's probably edible- and no I don't mean zombie-edible, I mean real food, like cake!
Goods and services come in all shapes and sizes, and some even smell a little bit interesting. Whether you need your dress attended to cause some horny bastard ripped it off you or you're looking to buy a new watch or you even just want some fresh vegetables, you're in the right spot.
Get some fresh air you pompous prick! Maybe you could go for a romantic stroll in a park, and then get devoured by rogue zombies. Perhaps a dip in the Thames is a safer option- at least there's no zombie sharks lurking in there...
Not found the place you're looking for in darling London? Maybe you just wanted to thread out in the street, but that seems a bit pointless not to mention you'll catch a chill. Why not visit a nice landmark? Or try and get into the palace to see some proper royalty.
Well basically warehouse is a bit of a modern term, but who cares. The point is, it's a big metal building with no windows that's always dark inside. The zombies use this as their main 'base'. It's the place.
Yeah, the zombies go underground sometimes. They have a whole netowkr of connecting tunnels that might one day be used as secret tunnels in wartime. For now though, they're to store the remains of dead humans that were eaten. Oh and other things too, obviously.
Basically anywhere else that might be inside the Zombie Zector, like, say a church or maybe a park. Anything really, as long as it's not too far fetched.
Everyone has a home, whether it's a house, lodging somewhere or the gutter. And of course, the zombies also need somewhere to call home! They're not wild animals, okay.
This era has the best kind of transport if you ask me. Trains! Ships! There's the odd car getting around, but they're really not that big yet, so you're more likely to see a horse and carriage getting around.
Anywhere outside London can be threaded here, but you're just pure lame for wanting to thread outside London. Unless you're running away from zombies, then you're just pure lame by default.
You can talk as much shit as possible in this forum and get away with it. You can spam games and discussions until your heart's content. And you can even bloody well requests some great graphics from other members. Isn't that just so magical?
Holy shit, is that an advertising forum I see there? Why yes, yes it is. Amazing, right? We accept all sites, but for the love of God, fix your damn coding to suit. Blazphemy does likewise for other sites, so have some common courtesy please.
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