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Posted: Oct 13 2006, 05:46 PM
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 Time Travel Ambassador  Group: Admin Posts: 1,015 Member No.: 174 Joined: 12-January 05  |
hehehehehahahaHAHAHAHA
heh. that was a good one. --------------------  |
    
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| Aaron |
Posted: Nov 8 2006, 02:18 PM
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 Found my density! Group: Time Travellers Posts: 3,420 Member No.: 56 Joined: 5-May 04 |
Heh. You know what I find funny? That the topic Shandy created about jokes is topic # 789.
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| Jennifer Mcfly |
Posted: Nov 8 2006, 02:22 PM
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 princess of time travel Group: Time Travellers Posts: 1,053 Member No.: 81 Joined: 3-June 04 |
what do you call a black pilot?ansew a pilot you racist bastard! lol got that fro one of my friends
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| Madstunts |
Posted: Nov 14 2006, 06:31 PM
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 Look! Over there! A badger with a gun...! Group: Time Travellers Posts: 1,467 Member No.: 143 Joined: 8-December 04 |
I've just seen the movie "The Aristocrats". I urge anyone who is sick and twisted to watch it, I almost died from laughing. Seriously, I couldn't breathe!
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| EmmettMcFly55 |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 08:29 AM
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Time Travel Historian Group: Time Travellers Posts: 1,295 Member No.: 697 Joined: 20-October 08 |
I've got some really stupid jokes from a television show of some sorts.
Man enters bar. Owner of bar looks up. OWNER: Hey, what am I seeing? A new face? MAN: No, I've had it for years. OWNER: Have you been here for long? MAN: No, I just entered through the door. OWNER: What's the name? MAN: I thought the front door. OWNER: No, what's your name? MAN: Oh, my name is Michiel. OWNER: Michiel? Well, that's a coincidence. MICHIEL: Why? OWNER: Well, my name is John. MICHIEL: It's not true! I know a John who's long and skinny and has a great red beard. Would you happen to be that? JOHN: Sure. MICHIEL: I thought so. JOHN: But, then without the glasses. MICHIEL: Of course. (realises) But you don't wear glasses, do you? JOHN: No, but he does. MICHIEL: Ah. And so the show goes on. -------------------- "As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely eighty-eight miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine." - Doc Brown, Back to the Future Part I, November 12, 1955, 09:57 PM, Hill Valley Main Road in front of the clock tower, Hill Valley, California, Earth, Universe.
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| bttf44 |
 Posted: Nov 20 2009, 08:43 AM
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 Marty McFly Fan Group: Time Travellers Posts: 5,306 Member No.: 406 Joined: 1-July 06 |
Bob: So, Alice, what are your two kids like?
Alice: Well, one of them is a word thief - while the other is a word donator. Bob: What do you mean? Alice: Well, the word thief always takes the words out of my mouth - while the word donator always puts words in my mouth. |
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| needles1987 |
Posted: Nov 21 2009, 10:13 PM
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 Time Travel Futurist Group: Time Travellers Posts: 2,301 Member No.: 542 Joined: 5-July 07 |
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with and the other is used for carrying groceries. |
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