Title: The Official "wallet Guy" Game
Aaron - June 6, 2006 04:53 AM (GMT)
This is a stupid and pointless (but hopefully fun) game based on a thread from another board I frequent. The rules are you must say something about the Wallet Guy in your post. It can be something random, something that doesn't make sense and is just plain silly, something that might be true, something you want to be true, whatever. But this is all about the Wallet Guy. For instance:
The Wallet Guy's favorite movie is The Missing Wallet
Give it a try!
Aaron - June 6, 2006 05:06 AM (GMT)
BTW, the Wallet Guy hates the fact that when you put quotes around something in a topic title on this forum it un-capitalizes the first word within that quote. It makes him want to snitch on wallet-thieves.
Shandy - June 6, 2006 02:42 PM (GMT)
ummm . . . .
Wallet Guy is looking for Wallet Girl, but little does he know, Wallet Girl is going out with Universe Man,
flux capacitor....fluxing - June 6, 2006 03:44 PM (GMT)
Hehe. Yay, Shandy!
Also, Wallet Girl is actually Triangle Man. I feel thy're gonna be a big hit. Yeah. I have no clue what that's supposed to mean other than it used the word big in a really bad pun of... something.
I feel like a computerologist now. I uploaded and screencapped and MS Paint'd that all by myself. And it only took like three minutes. I feel so accomplished. ;)
That was the strangest post I've ever made, I think.
LonePineKath - June 6, 2006 06:48 PM (GMT)
And when he is relaxing at home, his favourite website is www.wallet.com
(a real website! Check it out! :88: )
Aaron - June 7, 2006 02:07 AM (GMT)
The Wallet Guy's real name is Lester, but he changed it in 1956 to Wallet W. McWallet. Wally for short.
Call Me Chicken - June 7, 2006 03:43 AM (GMT)
Little known fact: Wal-Mart was originally called "Wallet Mart", which was Wallet Guy's idea. Unfortunatly, somebody stole three letters from the sign. Wallet Guy reported the incident to a crowd of bystanders, but as usual nobody did anything about it, and the name "Wal-Mart" stuck.
LonePineKath - June 7, 2006 09:09 PM (GMT)
^ :lol: :lol:
And Where's Wally/Waldo is actually a true story, based on Wallet Guy's younger days when he toured the busiest parts of the world, surrounded by crowds of people.
Aaron - June 8, 2006 02:57 AM (GMT)
After he witnessed the dastardly deed of Calvin Klein stealing Biff's wallet, the Wallet Guy got even by stealing Calvin's wallet. Here's what he found inside:
Wally was so shocked to learn that people didn't have heads in the futures that he vowed never to steal another's wallet again.
Frasier Crane - July 10, 2006 03:48 PM (GMT)
In the early 2000s, Lester went into business selling wallets online. He started up his own website, www.walletguy.bttf and became one of Hill Valley's richest citizens. George McFly is one of his regular customers, as he needs more wallets to put all the money from his books and movie deals.
Frasier Crane - August 16, 2006 10:55 AM (GMT)
Double-post(ish) - sorry. But I thought of another one!
Wallet Guy was good friends with Pink Floyd, who in return named one of their albums after their nickname for him, The Wallet. Unfortunately, when saying the name of the album over the phone, Pink Floyd were misheard and were shocked to find it under the name of "The Wall" - by which point it was far too late to do anything.
needles1987 - July 5, 2007 11:38 PM (GMT)
The Wallet Guy's name is Lester.
Jennifer Mcfly - July 6, 2007 12:01 AM (GMT)
wallet guy is friends with huey lewis and the news except he was fired because all hesang was thats the power of love uh i think its the power of love yea its the power of love he was also spoted on that so raven known as a teacher who spits on students who are unlucky enough to sit in the front row!
Aaron - September 11, 2007 04:56 PM (GMT)
Wallet Guy married his wallet in 1959, going somewhere down South where they were more lenient with that type of thing. Wallet Guy is strictly a one-wallet kind of guy, which is why he was so appalled at the thought of someone stealing someone else's wallet!
I'm sure you can all imagine how Wallett Guy and his wallet had sexual relations! :docs2:
needles1987 - October 30, 2007 02:25 AM (GMT)
The Wallet Guy was so pleased to meet Nurse Kellye from M*A*S*H because her married name is Wallet.