welcome

Date Suppressed, 2000

Coleman Benson

.journal of 2000
.introduction

i. invasion of privacy
if I truly felt the overwhelming urge to
lay my private actions open to the world
I would be publishing these accounts verbally
and in other print.

ii. writing in the margins
if you are able to decipher the handwriting,
codes, etc herein leave a note in the margin
if truly necessary.

iii. dictatorship not communal ownership
I own this. Mine. Coleman's.
You, unfortunately, do not get
the vote.

End of story.

Date Suppressed, 2000

Topic: General

Likes, dislikes, and reasons why;

Coleman likes :

Days at the beach. Why? Because they're sunny, sandy, and warm. They involve people being happy, girls in bikinis, and kids flying kites. They are filled with lazy activity, hot dogs, and sodas.

Coo-coo clocks. Why? Because they make me laugh. And I can sound like a child while describing these things.

Balloons. Big, small, and middle sized. Why? Because as a child I was brainwashed by Bert and Ernie.

Rugby. Why? American football meets wrestling. The only thing needed to complete it is scotch. Possibly fish and chips.

Alcohol. Martinis, scotch , whiskey, ale, gin, vodka, beer. Dark beer. Why? It's just damn good, why else?

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