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[Aeron Evelyn]

Aeron Evelyn inherited 5 million dollars from a famous relative, that's why he doesn't have a job.


Yes, I'm so luxuriously unemployed, it's why I drive a shitty old corvette around town instead of a lamborghini.

If Mr. Evelyn were a bit more Sicilian or Irish he'd be a major player of the mobs. Because he's so mixed and not allowed in, the Saints haven't targeted him , even though he's in an obsessive relationship with the Moretti girl.

Because I'm Don Corleone over here. Syndicate mastermind. Tch...if your head weren't so far up your ass someone, more than likely myself to put the rest of the world out of its misery, would have shot it off. If you have time to come up with this variety of horse shit then you should be able to spare a few minutes to actually enact these obvious plans you have to get yourself killed in some less than glorious manner.

Aeron has an illegitimate child in every major city of Europe and the Americas. He's tribally married to some of them, I heard that he's even sugar daddy to most of the women.

Damn, you found me out...except you forgot the capitals of Asia and the pacific. Got another 5 expected next month.

[Francesca Moretti]

Aeron Evelyn inherited 5 million dollars from a famous relative, that's why he doesn't have a job.

"No. Aeron just seems to have hobbies...annoying the crap out of me seems to be one of them."

If Mr. Evelyn were a bit more Sicilian or Irish he'd be a major player of the mobs. Because he's so mixed and not allowed in, the Saints haven't targeted him , even though he's in an obsessive relationship with the Moretti girl.

"People honestly need to learn when to keep their traps shut. While I'm not making any threats, talk about where ones loyalties may and may not lie is a good way to get yourself shot."

Aeron has an illegitimate child in every major city of Europe and the Americas. He's tribally married to some of them, I heard that he's even sugar daddy to most of the women.

"Really? Aeron? A Casanova? I never would have guessed. He really doesn't seem like the type who would be able to get any women, let alone numerous in every country. And to tell you the truth...I think this one's a bit old....If I recall, I read it in the stalls at Columbia when I was an undergrad."

[Aeron Evelyn]

"No. Aeron just seems to have hobbies...annoying the crap out of me seems to be one of them."

Pfft...that's not so much a hobby as a... fraternal duty placed upon me by various codes and sources...namely your brother and myself. And that lamp post. Naturally. Although, I'm extremely offended that you only consider me annoying, honestly, Frank, I thought you were supposed to be the level headed one.

"Really? Aeron? A Casanova? I never would have guessed. He really doesn't seem like the type who would be able to get any women, let alone numerous in every country. And to tell you the truth...I think this one's a bit old....If I recall, I read it in the stalls at Columbia when I was an undergrad."

Speaking of which...I guess that makes you first volunteer for baby sitting right? That should work out to a little over 139 boys and girls, great teaching experience. I might even let you borrow some for family occasions. For you...200$ a kid. 10 $ an hour after the initial fee.

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Aeron Evelyn was charged with sexual harassment against his 9 year old niece...he's one of those seedy pedophiles - I'd avoid him if I were you.

...I know my aesthetic superiority is getting to some people but come on now...that's about as accurate as my twin's third arm. Jackass.

Tch. What a fag... well he was raised by two women so what can you expect right? More mentally scarred than the psych ward...the medications he's on would make a druggie wince.

Name, address, and social security number would be appreciated.

Aeron Evelyn is the hottest man alive, women line up outside his apartment.

...Actually this one is completely true. Brilliant, finally someone with a brain.

The guy was in jail 5 times, fuckin' psychopath. tore 3 guys apart back in Scotland. Or where ever the hell he's from.

My rage issues really are out of control, that's why only bloody geniuses discuss it in broad daylight. The real Einsteins like to say it to my face. Because of course the charges remain the same for multiple offenses as opposed to singular ones...and I'm pushing 60 here. It's not as though I'd be able to hire a decent lawyer either...and escaping the press is the easiest thing in the world. Bull fucking shit, while I'd love to continue laying on the sarcasm with a trowel, I have more important things to attend. Bastards.

[Francesca Moretti]

Pfft...that's not so much a hobby as a... fraternal duty placed upon me by various codes and sources...namely your brother and myself. And that lamp post. Naturally. Although, I'm extremely offended that you only consider me annoying, honestly, Frank, I thought you were supposed to be the level headed one.

You know I love you like you were my brother, Aeron, and therefore I treat you just like I would Joey or Pietro. And being picked up and carried to random places is pretty damned annoying.

Speaking of which...I guess that makes you first volunteer for baby sitting right? That should work out to a little over 139 boys and girls, great teaching experience. I might even let you borrow some for family occasions. For you...200$ a kid. 10 $ an hour after the initial fee.

And let’s just say no on the babysitting. And I won’t have a need for kids much longer...even at family functions. Let’s just say that there are other schools making offers outside of New York that are catching my eye. And I think the term that I go by is college professor…not personal babysitter. Look’s like you’re out of luck there, Aeron.

Tch. What a fag... well he was raised by two women so what can you expect right? More mentally scarred than the psych ward...the medications he's on would make a druggie wince.

Just remember…….if there’s ever anything you need to talk about…..I’m here for you….even if you are a little bit gay. Come on Aeron! Just laugh it off. Believe me, I’m laughing to picture you gay right now…not working, although still very amusing.

Aeron Evelyn is the hottest man alive, women line up outside his apartment.

“Aeron……. I should have thought better of you….starting rumors like that about yourself. You really do need to find better ways to waste your time.”

The guy was in jail 5 times, fuckin' psychopath. tore 3 guys apart back in Scotland. Or where ever the hell he's from.

*covers ears* LALALALALALA I’M NOT LISTENING! LALALALALALALALLALALALA!
Honestly, I’ve heard so much crap like this in my twenty eight years, and it never ceases to bother me. Honestly, if this continues, all of my friends and family are going to be labeled as psychos. It's disturbing, honstly. And not much gets to me.

[Aeron Evelyn]

You know I love you like you were my brother, Aeron, and therefore I treat you just like I would Joey or Pietro. And being picked up and carried to random places is pretty damned annoying.

So...technically being your brother entitles me to harass you, your date, etc? Glad we got that cleared up. The carrying is just fun. End of story

And let’s just say no on the babysitting. And I won’t have a need for kids much longer...even at family functions. Let’s just say that there are other schools making offers outside of New York that are catching my eye. And I think the term that I go by is college professor…not personal babysitter. Look’s like you’re out of luck there, Aeron.

College professor, personal babysitter...either way you end up dealing with children. Outside of New York? Now I'm actually going to have to invent excuses to come and interrupt your classes? Such a hassle.


Just remember…….if there’s ever anything you need to talk about…..I’m here for you….even if you are a little bit gay. Come on Aeron! Just laugh it off. Believe me, I’m laughing to picture you gay right now…not working, although still very amusing.

I'm secure enough in my masculinity that I only need to hunt that person down and give them a little nudge off the 3rd floor. Frank, you'd laugh at any image of me that inspires some sort of cringing or horror...I thought you were getting your Phd. in history...not psychology.


Aeron……. I should have thought better of you….starting rumors like that about yourself. You really do need to find better ways to waste your time.

What? What is this? Frank, I'm surprised at you...as though I would start that sort of thing...other people seem to understand that I am the paragon of humanity. But you're right. I think I should run down to your office more often instead of replying to these.