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001. Welcome Back!
002. Summer Swing
same old, same old
POSTED ON THE 22TH OF MONTH JULY AT 04:50PM
S and B are finally back, and the Upper East Side can breathe again, but will Constance ever be the same? Seems like it. Word on the street is that B has contacted her Mini-me and is staging a charity ball. Dumphreys are, of course, not invited. Gotta keep things classy, right, Little J?
S on the cover of Elle. Been there, done that. Come on, S. Donít disappoint me now. P.S. Love the jacket! I owe the same Chanel in mustard.
This just in: An Upper East Side Queen was seen slumming in Queens. Frankly, Iím disappointed. From ťclairs to donuts. Unless sheís there to pick up a certain blonde who went back to her slutty ways. Not that I think S ever stopped, showing to us how the hell it's done.
WHERE THE BOYS ARE
No, idea. Nís little cousin is trying to make a wave, but sheís a small bit player and not even Nís now tenuous position in the spotlight can help her. Now that the real Golden Boy has returned in all his golden glory, Stoner Boyís out. Eís so cute!
Someone told me N seemed to be ready to finally make his choice, prompted by the cousin whose name I donít care to know. I donít know, Easiders. I sort of liked the triangle. Someone distract S for me, wonít you? So N can see cutting B loose isnít the best idea. E might just rekindle that old flame and then where will you be, N?
Lonely Boy was seen looking around Yale. Do we care?
MS has been quiet. You might have noticed that I'm just the opposite - I never know when to shut up! And I seriously believe that opposites attract. And thatís why heís obsessed about me. But enough about that.
That's all for now. Have fun this weekend. I definitely will.
You know you love me,