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ShadowLance18 7:47 pm
I had to draw a circuit and consult Bree on that one >_>

ShadowLance18 7:50 pm
You know that's the first time I've ever judged a limb being disabled like that.
Why do you keep raping my first times like that?

wolfenmech is available 7:51 pm
wolfenmech 7:51 pm
Because I like to keep things interesting

ShadowLance18 7:51 pm
....
*pauses*
...well...you do do that... *posts for the wall*

I still like this one:

rikerealpha 10:21 pm
(can I battle before my power goes again...)
rikerealpha has left the room. 10:21 pm
Siggy 10:21 pm
...Irony.
kestral287 10:21 pm
... I think the universe just said no to Riker.
Mordredsahongry 10:21 pm
Probably not. Sorry.

ShadowLance18 (11:27:09 PM): I feel dirty
ShadowLance18 (11:27:16 PM): I'm Apple Certified now.
jayiin mistaya (11:29:45 PM): Yep. You can't wash that off.
ShadowLance18 (11:35:01 PM): Maybe if I purify my ego in the deaths of player characters...
jayiin mistaya (11:35:42 PM): That's a start.
jayiin mistaya (11:36:02 PM): You must take a spiritual journey to the end of the internet and lay an offering of cheezeburgers at the feet of the LolCats.

Siggy (1:41:53 AM): ... You're getting teabagged.


wraithpaws (1:42:00 AM): I'll take it!


Siggy (1:42:01 AM): xD
Siggy (1:42:12 AM): And quoted.

I talked Zephyr into downloading a fighting-physics game called "Toribash", which is where this chat took place.

Me: Judo or Twin Swords?
Zephyr: Which one leads to more destruction?
Me: Twin Swords it is.
*plays the first match*
Zephyr: Okay, you just went from annoyingly better than me to cyborg ninja >_>
Me: xD

ShadowLance18 2:35 pm
I'm half-tempted to challenge your Gungy to a grounded melee brawl in my Blade.
kestral287 2:36 pm
It has to play with the Raser, remember?
ShadowLance18 2:36 pm
But firstly I need to kick the stuffing out of Derek's Razer.
kestral287 2:36 pm
XD
I really wish my Kong was free, because I want to fight Mordius in melee
ShadowLance18 2:37 pm
How do you think I feel my Knight Breaker is going to be locked in the Arena for a good month or so xD
Or more.
kestral287 2:37 pm
... Convince everybody to target you first?
ShadowLance18 2:37 pm
And unlike you miss pretty princess funds I don't have a backup alpha to play with.
Granted I'll have my Fuhrer in Storm armor soon...
kestral287 2:37 pm
>.> I only have like 60k. I'm not that rich
ShadowLance18 2:38 pm
You have the largest active and most expensive roster on site.
I don't wanna hear it.
kestral287 2:38 pm
Details, details
Just because I have as many Zoids as two or three other pilots...
ShadowLance18 2:38 pm
I'll beat those details into your face >_>
kestral287 2:39 pm
Add in a couple hundred thousand dollars of mods to that, and everybody's a critic
ShadowLance18 2:41 pm
>_>
I have this urge to set fire to you right now
But Jack and Derek are first on that list.
kestral287 2:41 pm
*Grumbles*
*Hides the team Hammer Kaiser*
ShadowLance18 2:41 pm
*paintballs that with neon pink paintballs*
kestral287 2:42 pm
Well that's just plain hostile
ShadowLance18 2:42 pm
Hostile would be me crashing a jet-pack equipped Molga into the front o.o
kestral287 2:42 pm
>.> I would torpedo it
Repeatedly
kestral287 2:43 pm
But yes. I'm not that rich. I only have two more Zoids than Phelan or Ian.
And Ian even has two Alphas
ShadowLance18 2:43 pm
This is the cup of care.
The cup of care is currently empty.
kestral287 2:44 pm
*Fills it*
There!
ShadowLance18 2:44 pm
Unless you have the liquified remains of a carebear not happening xp
kestral287 2:44 pm
Coincidentially...
kestral287 2:48 pm
So if I DID happen to apply liquid carebear, you would care and not be angry at a kind and loving Kestral for being ridiculously loaded, right?
ShadowLance18 2:49 pm
With a side effect of hugs and cuddles and general glompings to the tune of Kestral nii-chan.
kestral287 2:49 pm
*Fills the cup with liquid carebear*
ShadowLance18 2:50 pm
*poofs into an eevee and sprawls in your lap then*
kestral287 2:50 pm
D'aww

See...see...this is why you shouldn't leave me bored!

*scuttles off*

I would like to point out two of my zoids are, in fact, rentals.

Of the six in my signature I only own four.

Exactly! That's only two less than me!

And, more on-topic with the rest of this thread;

ShadowLance18 12:50 am
Your brother created much brain meltage

jayiin mistaya 1:07 am
Sorry for your brain.
I got...creative.

ShadowLance18 1:07 am
What a way to go...

jayiin mistaya 1:08 am
...Hey. I did a bicycle kick in a Gordos.
That has to count for something.

ShadowLance18 1:16 am
It was marvelous in melting what remained of my brain.

ShadowLance18 1:12 pm
Won't be home tonight xp

kestral287 1:12 pm
This is Kestral, sadfacing
*Huggles Yacare plushie*

ShadowLance18 1:12 pm
o.o

(5:41:52 PM) FearoftheDark: You're stronger, faster, smaller, and better looking
(5:42:01 PM) wraith: *slicks back hair* I know.

kestral287 9:01 pm
Except on the base. On the base we feed fangirls to the linear cannon
... And Sully's move is boring. So mine will be boring too

ShadowLance18 9:01 pm
Alek will be using that Linear Cannon for boarding tricks you know that right?

kestral287 9:01 pm
Of course
Stupid runaway crabs
YOU ONLY DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO CON SLOW THINGS INTO CHARGING AT YOU

kestral287 9:10 pm
*Grumbles about crabs that don't love Caitlyn*

ShadowLance18 9:10 pm
xD

So that's why Kestral always leaves unpleasant sensations in zoid battles!

aloyran 11:41 pm
He likes the hooties & booties... doesn't really notice the attachments.
>_>
*shot*

aloyran 11:44 pm
...Speaking of, I want to open a restraunt one day. It'll be modeled after H-E-B.... Hooties y Booties: Here, everything's better.
...buns will be shaped like boobs.
Yup.

ShadowLance18 11:44 pm
o.o

aloyran 11:44 pm
>_>;

ShadowLance18 11:44 pm
>_>

aloyran 11:45 pm
The people at work thought it was a good idea.


ShadowLance18 11:45 pm
o.o
*deposits start up funds*

(9:04:10 PM) kestral287: ... No you do not need boosters on Divistator.
(9:04:15 PM) wolfenmech: ....only to jump with
(9:04:24 PM) kestral287: *Eyes the Ventral Jump Jets*
(9:04:26 PM) kestral287: ... No
(9:04:39 PM) wolfenmech: ...I'm half tempted to put this in the aim quotes thread xp
(9:04:41 PM) kestral287: It'd be hilarious, but no
(9:05:00 PM) kestral287: ... The rest of the site would agree with me

I think I speak for most of us. the ones who aren't COMPLETELY batshit insane, when I say the site does not agree with you.

That little monster does not need Jump Jets. >_>

... I think any Zoid could make use of some jump jets. Even the heavy ones. Makes stomping more effective, pro'lly. ._.;