Some old, some new, some really dumb, the vague weapon page is now up, with a couple of stolen pictures.

check it out HERE and please feel free to suggest other weapons to go onto the page, possibly even with cute pictures.

thanks.

very cool, i shall think something up

Um, a unicorn?

Attack Haddock!! With big pointy teeth.

Captain N.

Would that be a Melee Weapon or a Projectile Weapon? and how about the teeth?

It's both. It has a lock so you can keep it in places for big teethed bludgeoning and a release so you can send it soaring into the face of your enemy. Haddock are of course famously simple to reload.
Captain N.

Yay! Go the fizzing Donkey!!!
Captain N.

OK, one clapping haddock coming up. And the anti-personnel Unicorn.

we need a few more guns, bombs, sticks and misc.

Snail Bomb - effective for a distance of however far you can throw it and a 10ft radius. Coat's all present with a fine layer of mucus and the desire to hurl. Upon falling to the floor victims can only slowly slither away to the nearest shower or shotgun in disgust. Know side effects are Ikea flat packs growing out of the victims buttocks in the vain hope of creating a shield from futher attacks

You're a sick man.

Hermit Crab mines - skulk across the sea bed, if something gets in their way boom. Very useful when attacking an enemy from the side

You know, this is a worrying trend. Right now, the only animal weapon on the site is the Fizzing Donkey, for reasons left to the deadlands game where it came up. I mention Weapons here and ask for suggestions and all i get is animals..

What's going on? is there some sort of bestial conclave i don't know about?

Just read how this thread started, joined at the end thinking it was animal based weapons, but to be honest I like these ideas.

You would. It involves something slimy and deadly. I refer the gentleman to the earlier statement about his genetalia.

I don't believe they're slimy or deadly, I merely said that If I put them on a table at Fresher's Fair I would have them nicked

Probably. those tables have sharp corners.