Title: Vague Weaponry
Big Bad Jon - December 9, 2004 03:03 PM (GMT)
Some old, some new, some really dumb, the vague weapon page is now up, with a couple of stolen pictures.
check it out HERE
and please feel free to suggest other weapons to go onto the page, possibly even with cute pictures.
shittemp - December 9, 2004 03:13 PM (GMT)
very cool, i shall think something up
darkprincess - December 10, 2004 10:59 AM (GMT)
CaptainNothere - January 4, 2005 03:51 AM (GMT)
Attack Haddock!! With big pointy teeth.
Big Bad Jon - January 4, 2005 11:29 AM (GMT)
Would that be a Melee Weapon or a Projectile Weapon? and how about the teeth?
CaptainNothere - January 4, 2005 11:51 PM (GMT)
It's both. It has a lock so you can keep it in places for big teethed bludgeoning and a release so you can send it soaring into the face of your enemy. Haddock are of course famously simple to reload.
CaptainNothere - January 6, 2005 03:23 AM (GMT)
Yay! Go the fizzing Donkey!!!
Big Bad Jon - January 14, 2005 10:27 AM (GMT)
OK, one clapping haddock coming up. And the anti-personnel Unicorn.
we need a few more guns, bombs, sticks and misc.
shittemp - January 14, 2005 10:37 AM (GMT)
Snail Bomb - effective for a distance of however far you can throw it and a 10ft radius. Coat's all present with a fine layer of mucus and the desire to hurl. Upon falling to the floor victims can only slowly slither away to the nearest shower or shotgun in disgust. Know side effects are Ikea flat packs growing out of the victims buttocks in the vain hope of creating a shield from futher attacks
Big Bad Jon - January 14, 2005 10:39 AM (GMT)
shittemp - January 14, 2005 10:55 AM (GMT)
Hermit Crab mines - skulk across the sea bed, if something gets in their way boom. Very useful when attacking an enemy from the side
Big Bad Jon - January 14, 2005 11:12 AM (GMT)
You know, this is a worrying trend. Right now, the only animal weapon on the site is the Fizzing Donkey, for reasons left to the deadlands game where it came up. I mention Weapons here and ask for suggestions and all i get is animals..
What's going on? is there some sort of bestial conclave i don't know about?
shittemp - January 14, 2005 11:18 AM (GMT)
Just read how this thread started, joined at the end thinking it was animal based weapons, but to be honest I like these ideas.
Big Bad Jon - January 14, 2005 11:19 AM (GMT)
You would. It involves something slimy and deadly. I refer the gentleman to the earlier statement about his genetalia.
shittemp - January 14, 2005 11:31 AM (GMT)
I don't believe they're slimy or deadly, I merely said that If I put them on a table at Fresher's Fair I would have them nicked
Big Bad Jon - January 14, 2005 12:08 PM (GMT)
Probably. those tables have sharp corners.