(OOC: You know, I'm going to try and resurrect this place, and who better to stir interest than Ezkuro, the fire-breathing dragon man with the self-restraint of a rabid pack of wolves!)

Ezkuro was feeling kind of peckish. Nothing to do, nothing to see, but lots of stuff to eat. Naturally, he decided to go to a restaurant. Normally, this wouldn't be that big of a deal. However, with Ezkuro, disaster finds creative ways to happen. Marching into a private country club, Ezkuro demands a rare steak. "Yo! Paleface! I want a rare steak!" "Are you a member, sir?" "What do you mean, 'member'? I'm here, I've got money, and I want to eat!" Flame spouts from his mouth as he looks into the man's eyes. His plate mail armor matched quite nicely with his battle-axe and bright red scales. He towered over the man, straining his neck to look him in the eye. "Um, I'm willing to make an exception for you just this once. Right this way, please..." he says, visibly shaking.

The country club members stare as the man walks in, armor clanking with every step. Ezkuro looks at them and they pretend they were eating all along. Soon, his meal comes and Ezkuro puts his fork in. "What do you call this!?! It's medium well at best! DO I HAVE TO COOK THIS THING MYSELF!?!" "Sir... " "I wanna speak to the chef!" "Security!" the man yells. A burly tiger-man walks in, nearly matching Ezkuro in size. "You gotta problem?" "Sir, this man here is not a member of this club and demanded a rare steak, then threatened the chef. " "I'm giving you one chance to get out before I throw you out. You're a little bigger than the guys I have to usually deal with, but you'll go down just as easily. " "I came for a steak and I will get my steak! This is the only restaurant in like, 10 miles. " "And you're going to walk those 10 miles... with a limp!" He slashes at Ezkuro, throwing him to the ground. A violent brawl ensues as Ezkuro kicks and punches the tiger. Suddenly, the tiger lunges at him. Before Ezkuro could think, he fires a fireball at him which goes under the tiger. The club is engulfed in flames. Ezkuro comes to his senses almost immediately. "Great. That seems to happen a lot..." "And you, my good friend, are going to pay for every last cent we're going to need to rebuild this place. For now, we get out of this here. "