Corrupt-A-Wish!, In character only

For those that do not know how to play...

Person A: I wish for a big, yummy steak.
Person B: Granted! But your steak rotted three years ago. I wish for a dog.
Person C: Granted! But your dog hates you. I wish for paint...
[And so on]

You must stay in character for this thread.

I wish France left me alone. >___>

Uncanny wish, mon ami. You get what you ask for and more. Welcome back, Splendid Isolation~

I wouldn't mind knowing a bit more about computers. *mutter* So I know how to work more efficiently, non?

That isn't corruption! I enjoy isolation! I do!

... Hmph.

Congratulations, the world now identifies you as a complete, what do they call it, geek. And you never get sex again. Ever.

I wish I had a kitten to play with...

You cried enough to saturate those prolific eyebrows of yours. That's QUITE the feat! *grimace* If Bill Gates and Steve Jobs can get laid, so can I. ;_____;

A mimi for you~ Too bad its temper is as vicious as your own when drunk and its claws as sharp and determined as Belarus' knives. Ouch.

I wish Amerique could pronounce my language better!

Oh... is not being very kindly atmosphere here.

Wish granted, but, um... he still pronounces very poorly? Yes. Amerika is not best at prounouncing.

I wish I could get a day off from the farm~ Oh, does that make me lazy? Hee!

Ah, I'd have to agree with Ukuraina-san in this matter...

Wish granted, but, erm...while not farming, you are then very much occupied with paper work and other such chores that it is twice the work you'd usually execute otherwise. Oh dear...

I wish, perhaps, Amerika-san would stop including me in his horror movie marathons. He's quite ridiculous while watching them...

Tell me about it.

Your wish is granted! America takes up baby rabies-fueled romantic comedies instead, and invites you to marathons of those. I am still puzzled by the concept of a 'Baby Mama', if you would so kindly enlighten me, that would be lovely.

I wish I could visit the queen more often...

Graehntehd. Bauht shaee'll d' naeth'ehn bauht tray t' fohrse yeh t' gehve meh ehn'd'paend'ehnce aegaein.

Wot? T'ain't naehthehn tha' saes Ah cain't prohfeht f'rm th' c'raupt'ed waesh.

Ah waesh...Ah waesh Ah c'd maeke 'aggehs wit'aout Waeles thraowehn' ah feht abaou' 'is "praesh'ehsh" shaeep. Ah'm stahrvehn' 'ahlf th' taime 'cause ohf 'im.

Granted. Wales develops a strong liking for haggis instead, so much so that there is a sheep shortage and the price of haggis goes up five-thousand percent.

Speaking of costs...

I wish everyone would stop borrowing money from me.

Your wish has been granted! Now instead of borrowing, they will be flat out stealing it so you don't have to worry about all the nagging beforehand!

I wish that I had a nice 5 course meal right now because i am hungry.

Ahaha, I don't have to ask for the money anymore? I like this~

Wish granted, Italia! Too bad it looks like the food all came from one of those fast food restaurants in Alfred's house. *shudders*

I wish Romano would stop waking me up every morning by jumping on me and telling me to make him breakfast.

Fine, I won't sleep with you anymore then!

Wish granted...now you will not be woken up anymore by me but by Russia jumping on you!

I wish my fratello wasn't so stupid and weak!