What is on your bed right now?
So much shit i don't know where to begin.
When was the last time you threw up?
Uhhhhhhhhhh, maybe two months ago?
What's your favorite word or phrase?
Name 3 people who made you smile today?
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
On the computer
What is your favorite holiday?
Have you ever been to another country?
Canada. Does that count?
What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh, wait it's Saturday."
What is the best ice cream flavor?
CHOCOLATE FUDGE BROWNIE
What was the last thing you had to drink?
I think it was Milk... or yogurt. Or something.
What are you wearing right now?
Nothing. HAHA, no I am wearing clothes.
What was the last thing you ate?
A raisin I found underneath the fridge. I'm poor.
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
When was the last time you ran?
What's the last sporting event you watched?
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Space. Oh that's not in the world, let me correct that. NASA Space Station. NO FUCK THAT. Area 51.
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
Who uses myspace anymore? Looo-seeeer.
Ever go camping?
Do you have a tan?
Tan? Like the thing you get from the bright annoying ball in the sky? No.
Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Yeah, a few things actually
What is your guilty pleasure?
I don't have a guilty pleasure, i just do what I want
Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Nah I just link to memes instead of these retarded ones
Do you drink your soda from a straw?
if I have a straw I will use it. What an odd question.
What did your last text message say?
"I want my fucking money."
Are you someone's best friend?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Inventing the internet.
Where is your mom right now?
PROBABLY WITH MY SISTER. TALKING ABOUT BABIES. THAT'S ALL THEY TALK ABOUT.
Look to your left, what do you see?
A wall. Genius.
What color is your watch?
It's black, and rubber. Yeah, I've got one of those real old watches.
What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Good eye mite
Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Only, like, a bajillion of them.
What is your birthstone?
I'm too lazy to google that shit, I don't know.
Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
drive thru fo sho.
Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
I DON'T USE MYSPACE OMG.
Do you have a dog?
No. I have Khan and Spock. My beh-behs.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Someone who needed help turning their computer on and off again.
Any plans today?
Yes, I have QUITE the busy sshedjewel. Like, writing for my blog. And eating. And sleeping. And um, yeah, that's about it.
Are you happy?
No I'm fucking tired.
Where are you right now?
In my room, next to a wall.
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
My toe itches but I'm too lazy to reach down and scratch it
Last song listened to?
Call Me Maybe... That's some catchy shit right there.
Last movie you saw?
Whore Island 3: Wilson's Return. No that sounds like porn. It was either Anchorman or Cast Away, i don't remember which.
Are you allergic to anything?
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Any fucking shoes that will go on my feet, I don't really care
Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes. I'm glad you asked me this question, I am VERY jealous of everyone who has money.
Are you married?
Is anyone jealous of you?
Do any of your friends have children?
NOPE. NONE OF MY "FRIENDS" have children
Do you eat healthy?
You know what? Yes. Yes I do eat healthy. Who gives a wank what doctors on TV say!
What do you usually do during the day?
Sleep. Most of the time, that is what I do.
Do you hate anyone right now?
no. Wellll, no. Maybe Khan just a little bit for waking me up.
Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
No... I don't understand the question.
How many kids do you want when you're older?
What?! Why do you want to know?! I don't know! I don't have to think about that right now! You sound like my mother!
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Really. Damn. Old.
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
How did u get one of your scars?
I was at a comic convention and I was running to get Joss Whedon's autograph and a stupid bitch's cape thing got in my way and I tripped and went flying and nearly touched Joss. Then security took me away. I got the scar when kicked the floor so hard cause I was so angry.