Welcome to the shaft. some may be asking why I named this place the shaft. that's because of the flexibility of this term. It's so ambigous, I can use the word in many ways, such as:

Shafters: term used for members on this site.
You get the shaft: you get banned.
Samuel L. Jackson
You've been shafted: you've been owned.
Shaft her up: Knock her up, preferibly with your cock.
Shaft: informal term for a man's anatomy, most noticeably, the penis.

can you think of more ways to use the word shaft? shaft yourself out.

Rules are as follows:


No Douchebags: Douchebag behavior is not tolerated, this includes:

- People who have too many numbers in thier username ( jets2354435, 45nick78) - People who's typing is so bad it can be considered a new code of communication. ( i m nu 2 dese forums )

- People with boring, bland post such as "Xbox is gonna pwn" or "teh seattle seahawks suck" This is blatant Douchebagyness, other Douchebag behavior includes:

- People who are Pompous, snobby, smug, overly-opinionated.

examples may be: "I would give the sig a 10, but you didn't make the render out of scratch, so I'll give it a 3." "You are wrong, according to what I heard, nintendo is beating sony blah blah blah listen to me I'm right you idiot blah blah blah I'm an overly-opinionated asshole." "pfft, listening to music on the radio makes you shallow, I listen to underground-swedish rock" All of the behavior listed above earns you an immediate ban, including me E-mailing you crude, and distastful beastiality porn.

People who are "above the Law" affiliated or have Moderator priveliges may disregard the rules in general. Double Posting and Trolling is Prohibited. as it's always been. Spamming and Flaming is encouraged, but only if it's creative and/or funny. any flaming or spamming such as ",Da vinci Code sucks" and "fuck you faggot" is bland and weak. c'mon, use your head. I will ban you for un-creative use of either of the above.

Cursing is Reccomended.

Rankings: The more posts you have, the more Privlages you aquire. as your post count get's higher, your rights to curse someone else out, and do otherwise unsavory things on my forums will increase. members who reach 4000 posts will receive the Above the Law ranking, granting you the freedom to do stupid things and get away with them as well as bribing the Moderators or "Abuserators" to get others banned. if you resort to spamming (uninteresting) or trolling to increase your post count, I will ban you. as a matter of fact, I will ban anyone that is a douchebag. hence, only the most badass of shafters will get the highly-revered Above the Law ranking.

These are the rules for now, rub me the wrong way, and I'll ban you and also expose you to bukake. rub me the right way, and I may splooge all over you.

maximum Avatar sizes are 100x100.
as for signatures: height signatures don't bother me as much as long signatures. don't be an asshole, keep the sig width to about 500 pixels. anything longer and i'll replace the sig with a Horse cock.



Also, spread the word about this site. we don't want to sit around with 2 members active, you and I know that's boring as fuck. ~Hades