Headlines

[God]

some celebrities are way overexposed. the tabloids among others are to blame, including myself for making this thread. thing is, some of these celebs don't do anything interesting at all, and yet everyone wants to look them up on AIM. A good example of this is:


(why the fuck is she famous?)

seen here is the protagonist of Laguna Beach, Kristen Calavlfasifnein. there's a good chance you'll see her mug on E! a few hundred times. but why is she gracing the covers of Teen magazines? she:

- paints her nails
- talks about her boyfriend
- drinks pina coladas
- who gives a shit

where's the hard work?. Paris Hilton is overexposed, but she had to fall of a motorcycle, and fuck a few dozen guys to get there. now there's dedication. yet this bitch drinks a milk shake, and every reporter around her radius sniffs her farts? fuck that. there are millions of assholes jumping off buildings and having public butt sex for attention. where's thier 15 minutes?.

you know this planet is going balls of the walls crazy, when even getting the dubious honor of landing in a tabloid is reserved for boring people. I need a shank.

[Hattori]

Those people are famous because less unfortunate people enjoy seeing how good rich ass people have it.

These shows suck ass, despite having hot chicks.