I PLANNED TO CLEAN THE DUMP I'M MOVING OUT OF TODAY, WENT TO THE STORE ON MY LUNCH BREAK TO BUY A BUNCHA STUFF TO CLEAN WITH. GOT ON THE BUS AFTER WORK TO GO BACK TO THAT DISGUSTING NEIGHBOURHOOD BUT OF COURSE, THE GODS OF CRUELTY WERE BACK AT WORK, THERE WAS SOME CAR ACCIDENT THAT SHUT DOWN MOST OF THE MAIN ROUTE TO THE SKYTRAIN SO IT TOOK 3 TIMES AS LONG FOR THE BUS TO GET TO THE CARPING SKYTRAIN. I WAS MORE OR LESS PATIENT, CUZ WTF ELSE WAS I GONNA DO?
ANYWAY, I GET TO THE CARPY NEIGHBOURHOOD AND HOOF IT TO MY OLD PLACE AND...
CARP! CARP! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!!!111111
I FORGOT MY BOB SAGET KEYS! I TRIED TO BREAK IN, TRIED TO JIMMY WINDOWS, EVEN USED MY OLD ID CARD ON THE DOOR TRYING TO POP IT OPEN. NOPE. NOTHING.
STUPID BLDG MANAGER WASN'T HOME, NEITHER WERE HIS PARENTS UPSTAIRS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NOBODY WAS ANSWERING THEIR DAMNED PHONES EITHER.
HOLY CARP, I HAD THE BIGGEST MELTDOWN IN HISTORY. EVERY KIND OF PROFANE LANGUAGE CAME STREAMING (LOUDLY) FROM MY MOUTH AS I VICIOUSLY REPEATEDLY KICKED THE OUTSIDE WALL NEAR MY FRONT DOOR. I JUST KEPT KICKING AND SWEARING LOUDLY, NOT ENTIRELY IN ENGLISH, EITHER.
AFTER THAT, I STARTED TO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWL.
FINALLY I CALMED DOWN AND LEFT, GOT MY MOM'S SPARE KEYS, SHE WAS AT WORK. SIGH.
OH, I GET HOME (LIVING WITH MY BF) AND MY GODDAMN DOG GOT INTO THE TRASH AND SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
THE LOOK OF EVIL I GAVE HIM MADE HIM GO HIDE UNDER THE DESK HHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
WHAT A LOUSY DAY. FUDGE.
BTW, THE BOB SAGET THING...I GOT THAT FROM "TOURETTES GUY" ON YOUTUBE. DON'T WATCH IT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SWEARING.
what's next frogs falling from the sky?
I haven't watched that video but I know that he isn't exactly Danny Tanner when it comes to comedy. More like a Carlin.
I love Tourettes Guy but I have that kind of a sense of humour.
I hope tomorrow sucks less...I planned to go clean tomorrow but the Weight Watchers coordinator is desperate for someone to work a meeting tomorrow and it's the place I've been working at so it's possible I'll do it...or something. I still find the WW system incredibly complicated.