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Lapse	Posted: Jul 1 2005, 03:19 AM
That Idiot Group: Elders Posts: 2,619 Member No.: 6 Joined: 4-March 05	The Steps to speak Lapsilialildiginialian: Lapsilialildiginialian is one of the languages commonly spoken in the nation of Lapse. It is very similar to English, but ther are some modifications, because the speakers of teh language are too lazy to fix up their errors: 1. TH- words. any word which has the arrangement of letters : TH[vowel], will be changed so the three letters, are reorganised to: T[vowel]H. This is the largest difference between Lapsilialildiginialian and English. ie, The = Teh 2. Punctuation: None. With exception to punctuation which in any language would be considered ludicrously out of place. ie, The dog. ate your mums brownies cause she. was busy with' me in her bedroom 3. spelling: ignore it. There is no such thing as correct spelling, if it can be formed into the word it is supposed to be, then it is spelt correctly. ie, alliance = ailalacne 4. Capitalization: well, a bit of this, just completely wrong places. ie, we All went to the sHops yeSterDAy becaAuse yoUr muM wanted mOre....etc... They are the 4 basic steps to being able to speak Lapsilialildiginialian. -------------------- -=apocolapse@gmail.com=-

private dunkum	Posted: Jul 1 2005, 07:13 PM
Forger of Chaos Group: Head Judge Posts: -977,317 Member No.: 9 Joined: 5-March 05	so basically, suc ,a t typing, rite? -------------------- to you i grant...the banana !! meet the monkey!!!! i didnt do it apparently i earned this....w00t!!!!!

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Posted: Jul 2 2005, 12:12 AM

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QUOTE (private dunkum @ Jul 2 2005, 01:13 PM)

so basically, suc ,a t typing, rite?

well, thats one way to doi iut...

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private dunkum	Posted: Jul 9 2005, 09:14 AM
Forger of Chaos Group: Head Judge Posts: -977,317 Member No.: 9 Joined: 5-March 05	exxcelllent.. tthen ill be fluint in no tim -------------------- to you i grant...the banana !! meet the monkey!!!! i didnt do it apparently i earned this....w00t!!!!!

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Posted: Jul 11 2005, 04:20 AM

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QUOTE (private dunkum @ Jul 10 2005, 03:14 AM)

exxcelllent.. tthen ill be fluint in no tim

you alresadya are aq0pmjian m,am y your al;rady are/...

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private dunkum	Posted: Jul 11 2005, 09:20 AM
Forger of Chaos Group: Head Judge Posts: -977,317 Member No.: 9 Joined: 5-March 05	tish langueghbe isnjet taht haerd tiop stalkds -------------------- to you i grant...the banana !! meet the monkey!!!! i didnt do it apparently i earned this....w00t!!!!!

Lapse	Posted: Jul 14 2005, 12:01 AM
That Idiot Group: Elders Posts: 2,619 Member No.: 6 Joined: 4-March 05	exactly aeaasiesty langvuahg e,in trhe world ... -------------------- -=apocolapse@gmail.com=-

Smertios	Posted: Jul 14 2005, 08:49 AM
Aba�ara Group: Elders Posts: 3,477 Member No.: 19 Joined: 28-March 05	I continue with normal english... -------------------- The Luy Maran Ei: Nations: United Tribes Cacicate, Taum, New Pindorama, UTC Army, UTC guys, BangBang knights, Smertios of UTC, klavikulus, Bergn, Trzecia Rzesza, Zagh, UTC Diplomat 01, UTC Diplomat 02, UTC Diplomat 03. Main Nations: United Tribes Cacicate, Taum, New Pindorama, UTC Army. Official e-mail adress: smertios@gmail.com Official ICQ number: 220586087 Official MSN identity: klavikulus@hotmail.com

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Posted: Jul 15 2005, 04:33 AM

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QUOTE (United Tribes Cacicate @ Jul 15 2005, 02:49 AM)

I continue with normal english...

hetrrreict rqacikst abstatard

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Sean Sweeney	Posted: Jul 26 2005, 07:43 AM
Corpral Group: Knights of the Kitchen Table Posts: 48 Member No.: 85 Joined: 22-July 05	tEh monkerS "wantehd; teh bannannannannannanna????????? for teh partay -------------------- Sean Sweeney UN Delegate Allied States

private dunkum	Posted: Jul 26 2005, 09:04 AM
Forger of Chaos Group: Head Judge Posts: -977,317 Member No.: 9 Joined: 5-March 05	tahhsts wh;aths yon.myu thiuonk, d -------------------- to you i grant...the banana !! meet the monkey!!!! i didnt do it apparently i earned this....w00t!!!!!

Nevrotic Maniacs	Posted: Aug 17 2005, 02:33 AM
Keeper of Taquitos Group: Honor Guard Posts: 1,717 Member No.: 11 Joined: 5-March 05	Ich mussa cumpliMent ya ohn yor neue spreche. Es ist guta. 1 kan talka eeven aftar alota deutsche bier drunka. -------------------- A double serving of lemon and meringue pie with a vintage Port, a beautifull sunset over a nice calm ocean, and lots of time to enjoy it

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Posted: Aug 17 2005, 04:48 PM

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QUOTE (Nevrotic Maniacs @ Aug 17 2005, 06:33 AM)

Ich mussa cumpliMent ya ohn yor neue spreche. Es ist guta. 1 kan talka eeven aftar alota deutsche bier drunka.

wtf.....tahts wath lik laspae s. spkee; im genmranm

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to you i grant...the banana user posted image

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meet the monkey!!!! user posted image

i didnt do it user posted image

apparently i earned this....w00t!!!!!
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Nevrotic Maniacs	Posted: Aug 18 2005, 12:47 AM
Keeper of Taquitos Group: Honor Guard Posts: 1,717 Member No.: 11 Joined: 5-March 05	Genranem kapput Lapsiiillliean rules! -------------------- A double serving of lemon and meringue pie with a vintage Port, a beautifull sunset over a nice calm ocean, and lots of time to enjoy it

Lapse	Posted: Aug 30 2005, 07:45 PM
That Idiot Group: Elders Posts: 2,619 Member No.: 6 Joined: 4-March 05	w00ty alapseiliana -------------------- -=apocolapse@gmail.com=-

Minas Mordred	Posted: Aug 30 2005, 07:47 PM
Chaos Group: Honor Guard Posts: 3,123 Member No.: 71 Joined: 5-July 05	LMAO. I found this and I had to post it in here Lapse -------------------- Minas Mordred P.M. of Minas Mordred Member of the WKR President of the LoSR LoSR Elder UN Delegate BattleGrounds User ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ administration101@hotmail.com I Am Amortio of Nargothrond Look For Your Elven Name Here

wolfemastre	Posted: Sep 3 2005, 09:04 AM
Master of Wolves Group: Elders Posts: 1,974 Member No.: 72 Joined: 8-July 05	ho relLyie mInsA i nVere keNW tAht aOUbt u -------------------- 4 more to go Commander in Chief-CiC i so destroyed that one guy a and b the c of d is the motto forever is the rule Wolfeester@yahoo.com LoSR UBER-SPAMMER and Global Mod

Nevrotic Maniacs	Posted: Sep 18 2005, 06:47 AM
Keeper of Taquitos Group: Honor Guard Posts: 1,717 Member No.: 11 Joined: 5-March 05	I absolutely concur that English (and Portuguese too, for that matter) should be correctly written even in internet threads and sms messages. That is the beauty of Lapse speak. As Lapse himself (the Kreeathor) so brilliantly exposed, if you write in Lapse Speak, you are in fact writting correctly as long as your speech is understood (and even if it's not). So I sayhe to ya: Lng lv Lps spk -------------------- A double serving of lemon and meringue pie with a vintage Port, a beautifull sunset over a nice calm ocean, and lots of time to enjoy it

Smertios	Posted: Sep 18 2005, 01:52 PM
Aba�ara Group: Elders Posts: 3,477 Member No.: 19 Joined: 28-March 05	bah, I can't understand this... -------------------- The Luy Maran Ei: Nations: United Tribes Cacicate, Taum, New Pindorama, UTC Army, UTC guys, BangBang knights, Smertios of UTC, klavikulus, Bergn, Trzecia Rzesza, Zagh, UTC Diplomat 01, UTC Diplomat 02, UTC Diplomat 03. Main Nations: United Tribes Cacicate, Taum, New Pindorama, UTC Army. Official e-mail adress: smertios@gmail.com Official ICQ number: 220586087 Official MSN identity: klavikulus@hotmail.com

RhynoD	Posted: Apr 11 2007, 05:35 PM
Soldier Group: Knights of the Kitchen Table Posts: 11 Member No.: 161 Joined: 11-April 07	Actually, the easiest way to speak Lapsi......whatever is to get really drunk or REALLY pissed -------------------- Top Poster (for real!) of the Social Spam Alliance. So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" I was a moose once. -ed Pass the Beep!

Nevrotic Maniacs	Posted: Apr 12 2007, 01:15 PM
Keeper of Taquitos Group: Honor Guard Posts: 1,717 Member No.: 11 Joined: 5-March 05	I am a big fan of Lapse speak. As I prove it by using it always while writing in this forum (some distrustfull souls have the totally wrong impression I badly mispell). -------------------- A double serving of lemon and meringue pie with a vintage Port, a beautifull sunset over a nice calm ocean, and lots of time to enjoy it

Lapse	Posted: Apr 13 2007, 01:58 AM
That Idiot Group: Elders Posts: 2,619 Member No.: 6 Joined: 4-March 05	wow, its been a long times since i saw this trhead hey! Unfortunatly i think i have forgotten how to speak fluent lapsidigianilanian! -------------------- -=apocolapse@gmail.com=-

Gillfish	Posted: Jun 5 2007, 02:17 PM
Pizza Boy Group: Knights of the Kitchen Table Posts: 3 Member No.: 163 Joined: 5-June 07	:O yuo fgorts yuro onw luanguage? Meh so I can't speak Lapsi-whatever that well. watcha gonna do?

Nevrotic Maniacs	Posted: Jun 7 2007, 08:04 AM
Keeper of Taquitos Group: Honor Guard Posts: 1,717 Member No.: 11 Joined: 5-March 05	Mee-aw-lways speek Lapsus Linguae -------------------- A double serving of lemon and meringue pie with a vintage Port, a beautifull sunset over a nice calm ocean, and lots of time to enjoy it

Dead Bug	Posted: Jun 11 2007, 06:54 PM
Chili King Group: Knights of the Kitchen Table Posts: 499 Member No.: 162 Joined: 1-May 07	s'not vry dffclt, m's thnksn. s;lik flln uffu log. -------------------- I am evil the likes of which you have never seen.

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