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Region: Miniciti
UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Excellent - Economy:All-Consuming - Political Freedoms:Very Good
Battle Cry: "We carry our own water!"

The Holy Empire of Dhulus is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 672 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, cities are engulfed by smog, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading, "will oppress the masses for food". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive. Dhulus's national animal is the Desert Opossum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Ein.

Dhulus is ranked 7th in the region and 118,811th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

(Yeah, my people are mean, bitter, and hell bent on gathering up as much money as they can by stepping on the backs of the poor, but hey! We have a pretty good economy! Oh, thanks for the reminder on the little things Lapse.)

Lapse: Very bloody Sexy!


The Hypocracy of Lapse
"Live and let spam"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Powerhouse
Political Freedoms: Average
Location: Bristle

The Hypocracy of Lapse is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.531 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lapse's national animal is the bristlenose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the shrunken head.

Lapse is ranked 2nd in the region and 109,505th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

heh, my citizens are cranky old senile bastards

Peacefulharmonium
"Five kittens for sale; leave number"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State

Civil Rights:Below Average
Economy:Good
Political Freedoms:Outlawed

Location: A Pretty Bad Region

The Free Land of Peacefulharmonium is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 15%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving industries.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate. Peacefulharmonium's national animal is the marmot and its currency is the golfranian.

Name: The Republic of Pimp Headquaters
UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Good
Location: United States of Pimp
UN Status: UN Delegate

The Republic of Pimp Headquaters is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 457 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Gambling and Automobile Manufacturing.

Police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal then most battlefields, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimp Headquaters's national animal is the cadillac, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pimp dollar.

Pimp Headquaters is ranked 1st in the region and 17,732nd in the world for Most Pro-Market Nations.

i feel like an old Geezer ...

i even went out fo my way o tell some newbies that they were jerks today

wow lapse, even my oldest nation only has 2 point somethin billion....although, my first nation (dead now) may have been almost to 3....

pimp and this n00b cant even change the nation's title to whatever they want, yet

heheheh

I have been the hypocritical states of Lapse, and now the Hypocrisy of Lapse ever since they fiorst allowed custom titles

Whats scary, is taht i remember the days back before myrth was a mod, and he was actually kinda cool..

then when he became a mod... they got at him with the anal probes

myrth used to be kinda cool!!!? you must be kidding me!! the only mod ive heard praised by a spammer is steph, and she aint a mod no more because of it, or because of whatever the reason was that the spammers liked her.

he was kinda cool, and i chatted to him in general threads occaisionally,

but yeah, then he layed down his sense of humor when he became a mod,...

wow, of all people, i think myrth is the last one i would expect to see being complimented

yeah, but you never existed in pre-arsehole myrth times..

The Grand Duchy of Nieder Ostland
"Gewalttätigkeit ist immer die Lösung"


UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Strong Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Kaiserland

The Grand Duchy of Nieder Ostland is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 663 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, criminals are executed and their property seized, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nieder Ostland's national animal is the Bavarian eagle and its currency is the Grossmark.

Nieder Ostland is ranked 3rd in the region and 49,727th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.





I just bolded that line coz i think thats just.....cool!

The Glorious Imperial Empire of Kazikamimoto
Region: The Corruption
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Motto: "You'll die as you lived; in a flash of the blade"
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Outlawed


The Glorious Imperial Empire of Kazikamimoto is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.915 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Arms Manufacturing.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the government seizes all major gold finds, skateparks can be found in every city, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazikamimoto's national animal is the beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kazmolian.


Kazikamimoto is ranked 2nd in the region and 12,755th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

The Abyss of Nevrotic Maniacs
"We live short lives"


UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Miniciti

The Abyss of Nevrotic Maniacs is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 687 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales industries.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, all tariffs have been abolished, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. Crime is a serious problem. Nevrotic Maniacs's national animal is the Heart Attack, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Valium.

Nevrotic Maniacs is ranked 1st in the region and 4,590th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

(and there are wonders on why we live in an Abyss)

This post has been edited by Nevrotic Maniacs on Apr 10 2005, 07:38 AM

The Kingdom of Sphinx the Great
"You have questions? So do we."


UN Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
All-Consuming Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Realiiity

The Kingdom of Sphinx the Great is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.09 billion are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Sphinx the Great is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste and avoid even more costly cleanup costs, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sphinx the Great's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the trinx.

Sphinx the Great is ranked 1st in the region and 72,019th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

The Republic of Pimp Headquaters
"Pimpin' ain't eazy"


UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Strong
Political Freedoms: Average

UN Member
Location: United States of Pimp

The Republic of Pimp Headquaters is a huge, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 693 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Gambling and Automobile Manufacturing.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the only places to see cadillacs now are at local zoos, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimp Headquaters's national animal is the cadillac, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pimp dollar.

Pimp Headquaters is ranked 2nd in the region and 37,974th in the world for Most Cultured.

This is my updated thingy. Getting close to a billion every day!!

Dhulus is now an Anarchy. So please come with a shotgun and help clean the streets.

I should stop handing out freedom... :: Sigh::

Once I got my nation to where I wanted it, I turned off issues so I didn't have to worry about them.

after my first week, i never answered another issue

SAdly I am still not at frightening economic level. Damn issues.

I was at frightening for about a week. It moved me to Father Knows Best state.

I really want the highest in Civil rights, the highest in Economy, and the absolute lowest in Political freedoms. I am having a hard time trying to get my political freedoms down without affecting civil rights too much.

Also, being part of the UN doesn't help much. They keep raising my Political freedoms.

This post has been edited by Great Sphinx on Apr 14 2005, 06:11 AM

lol, thats why i quit the UN

Here's my nation:

The Sultanate of Spazzotron

"The innocent shall suffer-" (The nation of West Spazzotron's motto is the completion of this quote, which is "Big time.")

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Civil Rights: Very Good

Economy: Imploded

Political Freedoms: Few

Location: Realiiity

The Sultanate of Spazzotron is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 1.804 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spazzotron's national animal is the fluffy kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the senzu bean.

whoa 67% is puny :O

Welcome Spazz.