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I've recently forcefully adopted this game as my current craze as I play it on average 4-5 hours a day and die at the end of it all to get annoyed and only to do it all again the next day. I love it so much It's my god damn wallpaper!

I was north of Elektrozavodsk lying in the prone position watching a group of bandits at the powerplant.

Then suddenly came another group and they started a firefight, I felt like those dudes in Jurassic Park 2 that were witnessing the hunt.

The powerplant is near Elektro and zombies must've heard the shots because a whole wave of them came running past me towards the firefight, they didnt know what hit them.
I watched the carnage for awhile till stuff went silent, I then proceeded to the powerplant and got myself some fine loot.

There was still one wounded bandit and faced him with my newly acquired semi-shotgun and simply uttered the following words through direct communication "bird seasons over, butthorn" , and then shot him a few times.

After that funtime I continued North again

I woke up on the shore, only to walk inland a few miles before it got dark, afterwards I found myself in an abanded barn to take shelter for the night.

When I woke up in the middle of the night I had forgotten where I was and couldn't see anything at all and as I desperately fumbled around blindly, I fell down and broke my leg, only to bleed to a slow and painfull death.

Meeting up with insano, macs, skates, and matt and we head north and take advantage of some loot, kill bandits along the way and just having a cake walk through the map till we get close to a town overrun by zombies and decided to find some profit.

we saw a man run out as he was being chased and we agreed wed take him for some free stuff, this was not the case as beforehand insano left and we met gillis at medical tents in cherno, anywho we start shooting at him with the loudest fucking guns in the game alerting the whole town and losing matt we end up with our heads bowed in sadness and in shame as we head to the airfield to make up for lost time and ammo.

Suddenly 10 or 15 zombies out of the town and field start chasing skates and macs nearly pulls a shane.

Skates and us are running for our lives and macs pulls a cheap move by climbing a ladder as skates runs around and suddenly the zombies follow macs up the ladder in a moment of disbelief that they could climb ladders, at this point were just hoping to make it out since gillis ditched us at start of this fiasco for the woods and it was a mighty wise choice.

They get down after killing macs and chase skates for a bit to my knowledge, knock him out. at this time there 20 or so zombies on the runway just crawling and hoping around as i stand 60 meters or so away watching and waiting for something to go wrong on my end, after all i play a black guy and did the least amount of work in it all; not proud of it but glad it worked out for me.

So after catching my breath in real life after laughing so hard i run into a bunker and see dead corpses all over and start to panic as i get knocked down and i quickly leave the server.

THE NEXT MORNING! gillis says hes by the hangars and to my surprise im alive but severely injured.
Gillis helps patch me up and later that night we raid an empty airfield with macs and augy till we decided to go into a server that crashed and became dark, augy lit a fuse and ran for the watch tower wilst he was knocked down as he got there and i shot in the air alerting 10 or so zeds to chase me and then augy died.
I log off as macs runs into a hangar and gillis is safe on the tower, im hit and bleeding as i log off and hope to be alive when i return for a bandage or two and carry on with gillis on our mission to be the ultimate survivors without drinking our own piss. THE END

This game sounds fun, I take it I only need Arma 2 to play it? I'll do some more researching later on.his game soun

I think you need Operation Arrowhead and Combine Operations or something.

The lack of any install instructions not narrated by some fat, whiny American kid puts me off. Why can't they just have it written down somewhere, for fuck's sake?

i join in and they are all moving south east, as i try to navigate with all the banter (which was funny but frustrating trying not to die with my low amount of blood), anyway i alert 2 or 3 zombies, i could take them with my pistol but i saw the gang on a hill watching me run for my life, only my life was ended in one shot since augy pulled the trigger on me and i was eaten alive. Augy i still love you but tyrones not gonna let dat shit happen no mo.

Felt really bad afterwards, bought Geoff the game San Andreas without him asking for it and i'll dedicate next Movie Night to him.

Still was pretty comical, all drama aside.

water under the bridge

Seeing that crazy redneck with the AK on the firestation get taken out by Dino was the second best snipe i saw.

First was Geoff getting taken down by Augy. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LEADING ZOMBOS TO OUR LOCATION GEOFF!

In remembrance of Geoff

at the end i lmao

lol I was hearing the conversation in vent, and lol geoff xD

heres proof that i use my acer a500 tablet as a map for dayz


its fully zoom able down to about 50 metres view in the width of the screen..if you get my drift

http://dayzmap.info/

DayZ troll much? lmao

that mod looks really epic