Title: Some Things Movies Have Taught Us
Cornwallis - April 20, 2007 09:07 PM (GMT)
1.) During a police investigation, it is neccessary to visit a strip joint at least once.
2.) 1 man shooting at 50 has better chance of hitting them than 50 men shooting at 1 if he is the hero.
3.) The entire British population lives in London.
4.) It doesn't matter how well-trained or motivated an army is in real life. It will always portray them as complete idiots if the story is being told from the other side.
5.) A normal laptop computer has the power to override a bank security system or the communications systems of an invading alien species.
6.) It doesnt matter how advanced an invading alien civilisation is, humans will always win.
7.) All bombs have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when they will go off.
8.) All bombs have just two wires to cut.
chudy181 - April 21, 2007 09:49 AM (GMT)
and this is relevant how?
british footguard Joseph - April 21, 2007 10:45 AM (GMT)
you forgot one! the bad guys always slow down and pause so the main character does not die, but he is probably invunerable to bullets. and he always has to leave just in the nick of time
Cornwallis - April 21, 2007 10:59 AM (GMT)
Its called making conversation Chudy, just thought some people may need a laugh once in a while.
Anyway its a forum right? free speech? Are we supposed to talk about nothing but the revolutionary war?
british footguard Joseph - April 21, 2007 11:01 AM (GMT)
yes thats true. i dont like hollywood it seems to be a movie you have to jump out of falling building half a second before it collapses
Jupa - April 21, 2007 04:32 PM (GMT)
General Discussion is for talking about anything within reason: Revolutionary war, movies, books, your cat fluffy, your favorite time to go boating, what color you think the sky should be on wednesday. As long as your topic isnt "HOT XXX PICS" "I'M SHOOTIN UP MAH SCHOOL!" or " HEIL HITLER" you can talk about it.
british footguard Joseph - April 21, 2007 04:44 PM (GMT)
eeew dont say the cat word