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I think that Eggz is, at this moment, purchasing plane tickets to Dubai. He has spent the last two months gaining access to the Adelaide Zoological Gardens through his employment as a repairman, and has been slowly removing all the elephants from their enclosures through a system of complicated underground tunnels, to his residence in Elizabeth. To avoid being found out, Eggz has covered the entrance to the tunnel with multiple Harvard Diplomas and Pube Sandwiches. He is also replacing the elephants with his new found neighbours. He plans to take the elephants on a cargo plane piloted by Potatos_69, sell them (legally) to a wealthy land owner, make an early fortune, retire, and live out the rest of his days playing bass to a variety of backing CD's.
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Who are you? Who who, who who?
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