Guidelines and Jazz

Greetings,

The Guidelines--as schizophrenically designed--verily proceed...

First Law: No forum user can harm another.

Second Law: No forum user can harm her or himself

Third Law: The Second Law Must Not Be Broken Unless Required To Protect the First Law....and steal Dr. Pepper.

Fourth Law: No hating other forum users....unless it's Post

Fifth Law: Remember the Estrogen Day, to keep it holy

Sixth Law: Post is not and shall never be a writer/publisher/and or legitimate businessman for DC Comics or the Warner Brothers Animated Studio...and neither does he own the Teen Titans animated, canonical-comic, or literary incarnations. The adverse reality of this shall not be supported in anyways. Fanfiction is fanfiction...merely textual daydreaming.

Seventh Law: Space is a waste.

Eighth Law: Time is a crime.

Ninth Law: Leave the hentai to your underwear drawers at home. Don't bring it or any other pornographic stuff here.

Tenth Law: Breathe in. Breathe out.

Thank you.
And enjoy.

-Post

Amendment 1: There will be no faggotry. Faggotry is hereby defined as any action involving: being a prick, being shallow, being holier-than-thou, being better than others (unless you're Post, but.. then, can't help it, can you?) and being disrespectful of the culture or orientation, etc. of others.

Faggotry does not extend to sexual preferences.

Amendment 2: There will be no provoking. No poking-with-sticks outside of smilies. And there will be absolutely no..umm...

Amendment 3: If you have a problem with someone else, go to one of the Admins, or Frannie. If your problem is with the Admins... well, sucks for you.

-Jason Rom

(These changes have been ratified by Randi, and will be ratified by Alchy. -cocks pistol- I assure you)