Guidelines and Jazz

Greetings,

The Guidelines--as schizophrenically designed--verily proceed...

First Law: No forum user can harm another.

Second Law: No forum user can harm her or himself

Third Law: The Second Law Must Not Be Broken Unless Required To Protect the First Law....and steal Dr. Pepper.

Fourth Law: No hating other forum users....unless it's Post

Fifth Law: Remember the Estrogen Day, to keep it holy

Sixth Law: Post is not and shall never be a writer/publisher/and or legitimate businessman for DC Comics or the Warner Brothers Animated Studio...and neither does he own the Teen Titans animated, canonical-comic, or literary incarnations. The adverse reality of this shall not be supported in anyways. Fanfiction is fanfiction...merely textual daydreaming.

Seventh Law: Space is a waste.

Eighth Law: Time is a crime.

Ninth Law: Leave the hentai to your underwear drawers at home. Don't bring it or any other pornographic stuff here.

Tenth Law: Breathe in. Breathe out.

Thank you.
And enjoy.

-Post

Amendment 1: There will be no faggotry. Faggotry is hereby defined as any action involving: being a prick, being shallow, being holier-than-thou, being better than others (unless you're Post, but.. then, can't help it, can you?) and being disrespectful of the culture, orientation, or sexual preferences, etc. of others.

Amendment 2: There will be no provoking. No poking-with-sticks outside of smilies. And there will be absolutely no..umm...

Amendment 3: If you have a problem with someone else, go to one of the Admins, or Frannie. If your problem is with the Admins... well, sucks for you.

-Jason Rom

(These changes have been ratified by Randi, and will be ratified by Alchy. -cocks pistol- I assure you)