I think your curly monstrosity is awesome. It helps me sleep at night knowing that people have hair like that.

On a completely unrelated note, I think I should re-register at GTAF under Truthypants.

I love you.

Did I tell you I bleached my hair the other day? It turned out yellow! Like, seriously, mustard yellow. It's AWESOME. And I grew a beard, so I look like a total douchebag. Expect piccys soon.

I spy you going to town in teh pit™ – classy. :D

Hair sounds very capital-awesome, dear.

This topic is gay...much like it's namesake.

yeah he pwned some n00b there very classy

Propaganda Inc fo lyfe ya hurrd

ka-blammo ftw

Christ.

Shut the fuck up :).

Fuck Yes! Pictures NOW god-dammit! We can compare heads!

Nice, Vanz, I'm on it!

You guys - lay off the Banana. He's been a nifty dude lately.

The pit is getting old already.

I blame johnson and Otter.

I almost threw up after reading your consecutive posts defending that Drizz idiot. The few posts in that section that were worth reading are being drowned out by all the other retarded bullshit. The fact that morons like him (people who's posts consist wholly of shitty recycled macros) are even allowed in there is what's making it a pointless shithole.

I almost forgot his other masterful tactic, removing punctuation from other people's posts so he has something to go "grammar nazi" on.

Please help me understand your thinking. Name one redeeming quality about him, one thing that sets him apart from the fifty other retards who aren't capable of posting more than "lol ur fucking moms a fucking faggot u faggot"

Because I just don't see it.

...the fact that he was getting gang-raped?

I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of cat macros and the like, but up-tight fuckers like Statutory Ray spitting out boring rants that stretch out for paragraphs aint my idea of fun.

Say what you will. Say the pit is meant to be a place for serious insults. I'm just always out to have fun, and couldn't give two shits about Drizz or the image of the Pit for that matter.

Then again, why defend unoriginal unfunny humor that wouldn't even be tolerated in Gen Chat? I mean it's not a "spam any type of bullshit you want" forum. You don't need to have any respect for "the image of the pit" to pick up on what is and what isn't retarded drivel. In one of your recent posts you said you prefer it to the whole "fuck fuck faggot" type post, personally I find both types of mindless crap annoying.

Or as Drizz would put it..

Fuck you mudkip.



Yes, incredibly witty and original. Definitely the example we all should follow and be proud of.

*=Anyone wishing to be as much of a retard as Drizz, feel free to read the shitty site he steals his "humor" from. Start with this page, and read on until your IQ drops to the point of you being illiterate.

I do find some of it funny, I'm not going to lie - and I'm not going to bash someone simply because other people don't find him funny.

I just find it a bit ironic that he made a topic about how stupid the section and the posts that fill it are, then he filled said topic with crap that was no better than the shit he was complaining about.

And just to clarify, me asking you why you're fighting for someone's right to be a complete retard is a far cry from me demanding that you bash someone because everyone else is.

Alright, alright. I just flat out don't think he's as bad as the majority the crap in there.

You're right about that, bro. First night the Pit was re-opened, someone made a thorough Milestone-bashing topic that dominated. I threw my two cents in...I just couldn't help it. Seems like the majority of these topics are pathetically half-assed. Not that I have even a slight inkling as to how the Pit was back in it's heyday, but I kinda liked it that first day.

Oh, and my apologies, fellas. I've been relatively inactive lately...work and school are kicking my ass these days. Roll with the punches, right?

Hey, no need to make excuses! Just glad to see you back once in a while. Hope things are well.

Well, the freezer broke at my job today...I had to run to my house, lift and transport the other massive freezer to my job and fill it with the right shit. My school requires me to take Philosophy and Sociology courses this semester even though I'm pre-law. My wife and girlfriend ran away together. I'm broke...and this itchy rash won't go away...but you know me. I can't complain. :D

Yes, school. Every cool site except Last.fm is blocked there. (in other words, they blocked ScoreHero and a bunch of games sites.) What am I going to do with my two consecutive study halls during the last two hours of the day now?

I played chess. /nerd

Speaking of /stuff, I'm taking web page design. Kicks ass. Wanna know how big the class is? 3. They both happen to be friends of mine, as well.

I always wondered...what's Otter's real name? For some reason, I think it's Chris...but is it?

And no, I didn't double-post on purpose.

yes, it is

Pimp hardcore.

Also, woo 260th post.

Spam Master flex!

Man, 260 seems a little weak, no?

Accio Post count!

Twang gets a ridiculous post count, how come I can't have the ridiculous username?

:(

Ah, but you do have a ridiculous username.

Bloody Mustelidae, can't keep their stupid comments to themselves.

Man, you must be like, the reverse Bartleby.

Why, is Bartleby Voldemort?

Yeah, and he used his evil magic to make my post count over at the FBI HQ -8,000,000 something. The bitch.

As seen here.

Someone set it back, though.

Quoted for emphatic reference.

Sorry I've been a little AWOL this week - lots of work, plus I'm sick. :(

Talk to you guys soon.

See, here I thought this was a new "Otter is a gay" topic, but it isn't. Not at all. It's the same old topic. I disapprove.

Also, I'm bored silly. I have to wait until Friday for them to deliver SA and a gamepad. With my luck it will be late, or for some reason it won't run correctly on my PC, or it'll actually catch my PC on fire (it happens more often than you'd think) or it'll give me herpes, or all of the above. Then even if everything works the way it's supposed to, I'll still have to relearn how to play on a PC, I'm betting the buttons will piss me off, also I'll have to figure out/get the hang of the differences between SA and SAMP.

I blame you fucks. Look at all this shit I'm going through just for you, even though nobody really asked me to, or wants me to...


Nope, still your fault. This is a slight of the highest order. This shall not stand. I have no other option now but to impregnate all your mothers.

Also, I'm overtired, half drunk, and I have no idea what I'm ranting about.

Werd.


Also also, hi.

Cry me a river.

Fucking emo.

can i have a negitive post count?

You are a strange, strange bird.


Shoo or I'll get my broom.

Ooh, just got over the flu, myself. You just quit your job, no? If times isn't an issue...a steady diet of 10 Nyquils daily combined with some apple juice did the trick for me. All else fails...just smoke a joint. You'll be unconscious long enough to forget how shitty you feel. :D And you'll be back in business in a few days.

Trust me, it's the move to make.

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