Happy birthday to the Cripple, formerly know as Malfy!
Bout time you can drive!
Happy birthday to yo-
waiiiiit.
excuse the lame joke, it's mah birthday
Happy Birthday mate!
Hope you're having/had a good one!
Drinkin' or what mate?
This year, Malfy's finally allowed to go to Hogsmeade.
Happy birthday, you fucking awesome panda.