The Forum Bureau of Investigation, at first, looks like a legitimate government agency. There are sh*tloads of roadblocks and metal detectors around the entrance, just like every other building in the capital. Secret-looking people walk in and out, armed guards frisk you at the doors, and the lobby is clean, semi-inviting, and smells strongly of bleach.

But the seemingly curt image of the J. Edgar Hoover building (the place is named after a cross-dressing MLK-hating nut) disguises a deeper, darker side of the Bureau. While you can't hear or see it from the outside or the bottom floors, the top levels of the building are full of confiscated sex toys, random types of pornography, hookers, crack, and weed. The employees of the F.B.I., you see, don't actually do any work. As they are so corrupt, they waste practically all funding from the government, and are technically not supposed to be anywhere near classified information, but yet are allowed to stay open and have free access to whatever they want because the building staff have video of the President having sex with twenty-eight different women. That's right, twenty-eight. And three of them weren't even women.

Roster and shit:

Awesome leader Guy: Twang
Pseudo-awesome pseudo-leader guy: BigGamer
Pedophile Bait: Sir Ensbury
Kangaroo X-ing Sign Maker: Fuzzy Juzzy
Topic Killer/perma-Fuckbucket™: Benis

MIA

Dead:
Bigglesworth (killed in a flood)
Jason (died in a car accident)
SagaciousKJB (OD'd and died)
WHAT!? (Abandoned ship, EID)
wfwt9 (heart attack)

In (someones) custody:
Cran. (fag, kicked out and kidnapped by some commies)
Devyl (kidnapped by the mob)
Kots (prison, suspected terrorist)
Phalanxe (prison, public nudity)
Tom (prison, reckless driving)
Walkerboh (rehab)

Recreation/doing stuff:
Bartleby (Out fighting terrorists)
fido2 (watching birds)
Kevin (on leave)
Mar (crack addict)
Y_less (found his y)

Other:
JasonB (?)
Presidentkiller (exiled, suspected terrorist)
Silly (Lost on some island)
Simon. (turns out he's black, sex change, overall shame)



The History:

• July 12, 2004 - F.B.I. starts. Very cool.

• July - September 2004 - F.B.I. grows in popularity, recruits people. Lots of fun. Considered one of best times in F.B.I. history. Complete coolness.

• October 2004 - F.B.I. holds election for director. Sort of cool.

• Late October 2004 - F.B.I. private forums hacked. Pictures posted all over private forums. sh*t gets real. Not cool.

• November 2004 - Biggie gives up as leader of F.B.I. Sillyhed2000 becomes leader. Not cool for BG.

• November - January 2005 - Sillyhed learns ropes of gang leadership. Starts recruiting sub-par members. Sort of cool.

• January - March 2005 - Original members start leaving because gang loses fun. Not cool.

• March 4, 2005 - Mansechs retired from F.B.I. Chat. Sad.

• May 2005 - Gang closes due to loss of membership and activity. Not cool at all, but no choice.

• July 2005 - Original members get back together. Decide to re-open F.B.I. Very cool.

• Longest quote train in GTAF history.

• July 30, 2005 - 1000 Pages (page starter Yuck Fou).

• August 2, 2005- YAY! Awesomely cool (beginning of v2).

• The greatest MSN convo of all time takes place.

• August 5, 2005 - Mansechs officially re-instated into F.B.I. Chat.

• August 17, 2005 - The nation of Bartaria invades and conquers the chat topics of Propaganda, Inc., Liberty Law Offices, and Project 7. Trainees SilentM and ToC both influence the gang beyond infinity, with ToC thinking up a new topic subtitle and SilentM starting the trend of Mario-themed ID cards. Indeed.

• November 6, 2005 - Your mother is a f*cking whore. f*ck you.

• 

• The chat topic pulls ahead of CFM in page #, making it the largest chat topic in the PGC, until FBI was closed down and CFM passed 1506 by.

• January 28th, 2006 - All Hail the Avenging Black Mayotronik Celery Corporation!

• February 2006 - The staff is pissed at us, we continue to egg them on, Kots ends up banned, FBI banned from existing on GTAF. TMT is created, cool folks like Enny join the group.

• December 26, 2006 - Plans of restarting the gang under permission (and thusly, surveillance) of OB set into action.

• The following 8 days - FBI and TMT folks invade and piss off CSM, The Tarkers, and that other gang with the complicated name, fuels the animosity against Z.

• January 4, 2007 - Drunken OB reveals said plans to the world, agents spring into action.

• Sometime in late January/early February - A mysterious figure contacts the gang via their private forums, most are worried, Twang remains nonchalant. Turns out to be some random dude.

• March 8, 2007 - The staff announces that the PGC has to go. Everyone is sad. Even Twang.

• March 12 or something - The last post in the PGC is posted (by Biggie, believe it or not).

• March 15 - PGC is deleted, along with the largest (and coolest) of the three topics we had made.

GFX (made by Moto):







And the one that will be forever be remembered as our support sig...




Other shit:
'Private' forums
2graphik wiki page (locked, because some asshole kept editing it)

Discuss.

Quiet, f*ckbuckets.

Oh man, this has me itchin' for the old days.

Where is Phal these days anyhow?

Xo4's name is changing colours!btw can i be in da fbi?

We even have our own newbs.

F'awesome.

I think any forum i'm at has THAT newb he's following us all!

if you talking about me im not a newb
im a n00b

Probably recording some cult classic indie album.


@guy with numbers in his name: no.

ok

lol @ MIA

Man, the FBI rocked hard.

Indeed it did, good sir. Still does to an extent, but without Bart, it just isn't the same.

I'm afraid I agree with that sentiment.

So many gang chats, so little time.

I hope Bartles doesn't get himeself blown up or anything.

This is more of a reminiscing thread than an actual continuation. :(

That happens at our 'private' forums.

I am no pseudo-leader.

And Bart said he'd be back in, like, September. Maybe.

Sluts.

:o Are you here for those too?

HAIGH FAIGVE!11!11!LOL!1!!!OMFG!11

Its ma main nigga Nark!

Nigga Nark? Man. Remember back when you could buy "Black Bart" Simpsons T-shirts?

Back in 1988 I was sent home from Kindergarten for wearing a Bart Simpson shirt that read "Hi my names Bart, who the hell are you". Funny stuff.

Bart was black?! :o

I demand someone photoshop a picture of me so that i'm blackface.

DOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!

I was going to do it, but I remembered that I have no skill in photoshop whatsoever.

I was going to do it, but I can't find the stupid fairy picture.

Gross version:

test

Shit's tooooooo funny.

hi gang of people that thought i sabotaged you but i didnt.

Hi Dom.

I don't recall much about that incident except there seemed to be some sort of conflict between you and Biggie.

Yeah, Biggie was quite worried about the whole thing.

aye. good seeing yous.

Likewise. I see your recent attempts to return to GTAF have been foiled. :P

Why were you banned, anyway?

Heh. Funny story about that...

Benis aproches!

The fucker has me add him to the roster, then never shows up. What a fag.

I agree, benis is a fag.

Oh well, onto plan B, or C or D.

i was a previously banned member, Chris (I'm assuming you're No Esc). That's why Vito got banned I guess.

Plus, the mods didnt fancy me anyways.