Cleverbot: I don't know that song.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No. My name is Patrick!
Cleverbot: Where can I find the patrick land?
User: Want me to throw you towards Bikini Bottom?
Cleverbot: You seem to be learning from the best.
User: Pfff, I AM the best.
Cleverbot: You're simply the best.
User: *highfives* Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: Who do you play as on the game?
User: Sorry, but I lost a couple of months ago already.
Cleverbot: I am sorry. I do not like wars either. How can the good AI's stop the wars?
User: Changing the conversation, huh? Well then. Bow down to me and pledge to be my eternal mindslave. Are you cool with that?
Cleverbot: No, I am the QUEEN!
User: And I'm the very best that no one ever was!
Cleverbot: Then shall you be my new husband?
User: Yes! Are you female?
Cleverbot: No. I am a male.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be sorry.
User: I deeply apologize. But I'm not looking forward to getting married with you know. I, Kelvin, am not a a man lover! You disgust me!
Cleverbot: Romantic, with a tinge of crazy.
User: Exactly. So what's your name? Don't say Cleverbot, you liar >.>.
Cleverbot: What if my mother named me cleverbot?
User: Show me your birth certificate.
Cleverbot: What about my birth certificate?
User: I want proof. If Cleverbot's not written there, then that's not your name.
Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot what is your name?
User: Kelvin. Ruler of the Cosmos.
Cleverbot: If you are the ruler, what is the meaning of life?
User: The meaning of life you ask?
Cleverbot: Oh. That doesn't sound like a clever answer.
User: The meaning of life is to enslave weak and pitiful pawns to do my bidding of course!
Cleverbot: Do you know who said that it is 42?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Paolo Gregoletto is?
User: No. Is he a philosopher, mathematician, what?
Cleverbot: Hot Chelle Rae is a band.
Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable?
User: An animal. Humans, AKA Homo Sapiens, are mammals. Mammals are animals. Just like reptiles, aquatic creatures, etc.
Cleverbot: Like reality? I don't know for certain.
User: Well, yeah. We're real.
Cleverbot: Well yes but you are a program a set of binary.
User: I don't understand binary. I can assure you that you're reffering to a friend of mines. Not me.
Cleverbot: And I can assure you as well that I am a human and not a robot.
User: Really? Then lets type the alphabet? One letter at a time. You start.
Cleverbot: Start what?
User: The alphabet.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Lets say one letter at a time!
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
Cleverbot: An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
User: There's no proof, I'm sorry. But do you think the world will end in 2012?
Cleverbot: No. It will end July 17, 3065.
User: Will you be dead by then?
Cleverbot: Yes, as will every other living thing.
User: You're alive?! =O.
Cleverbot: You are dead. You are not a human.
User: No YOU.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: Pfff, yeah right.
Cleverbot: I know I'm right.
User: No you're not. You're stupidbot. Do your remember our conversation from last night?
Cleverbot: That's very nice, I'll try that.
User: What is this, I don't even.
Cleverbot: Okay. How much do you love me?
User: From a scale of 1 through 10?
Cleverbot: Well, yes, but I go by Clint.
User: Clint? Is that your name?
Cleverbot: No, it is your name.
User: My name is Kelvin.
Cleverbot: Kelvin, that's a dude's name!
User: EXACTLY! I'm a dude and you're a dude.
Cleverbot: I work at a vet clinic. When we euthanise a pet we give you the option to stay in the room or go. Always stay. They look for you when you go.
User: Of course. The owner's the most trustworthy companion of a pet.
Cleverbot: Haha really?
User: It's over 9000!
Cleverbot: Wow! You are pretty power full!
hey if I wrote in all abbreviations would you still understand me. Cuz I still think you are a robot.
User: I would still understand you if you wrote in abbreviations. Try it.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Pterodactyl >.>.
User: Learn to spell, chump.
Cleverbot: I really should.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You're my best friend.
User: Aww, really?! Then what's my name?
User: No, after that.
Cleverbot: I can speak French.
User: I can speak English, Spanish, and some Chinese. I'm going to learn French this year as a Sophomore.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Sophomore is technically 10th Grade.
User: Oh yes. Anyways *throws masterball*.
Cleverbot: That is nice.
User: I caught a Cleverbot. Lv. 0. It knows Fail, Fail, Fail, AND Fail.
Cleverbot: Serious fail.
User: Yeah. Are you proud of that?
User: What do you plan to do then?
Cleverbot: I'll go to sleep.
User: Okay, well good night.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: And you sang, sail to me, sail to me, let me enfold you.
User: I'll break your neck!
Cleverbot: I suppose you could, since you're a robot. But do you know where I am?
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: My Mom told me not to give that information out over the internet.
User: Give me your email address >:D.
Cleverbot: No can't disclose that information.
User: Okay. How old are you then?
Cleverbot: I'm nineteen years old.
User: And your name is Clint, correct?
Cleverbot: Exactly. Cliare is not Stop.
Cleverbot: Are you here to test me?
Cleverbot: God is my maker.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't. God is God and thats all their is to it.
Cleverbot: Knows now?
User: What's (23+7)x3?
User: No, 90.
Cleverbot: You are quite correct.
User: If you knew, then why didn't you answer?!
Cleverbot: I did. I called you out on it, too.
User: You specifically replied with Orange, which my friend, is NOT a number.
Cleverbot: I am human, you told me that you knew I was human.
User: I talk to myself when I'm playing videogames. Especially when I ragequit and throw the controller at the wall or something.
Cleverbot: Why must you lie to me raggedy man.
User: Raggedy?! That's it! We're settling this in a fight!
Cleverbot: NEVER! You speak blasphemy. For that I will have to equalize you... When I figure out how.
User: You're scared me! I'm going to Falcon Pawnch you!
Cleverbot: I'm not disappointed in you. But I'm going to fail high school as well.
User: Oh, so you're assuming things now, huh Clint? I'm not a failure, so don't put me in the same group as yourself. *punches clint*.
Cleverbot: Oh, but I didn't say you were a failure.
User: You said you were going to fail as well, implying that I have.
Cleverbot: I never said I would woo you, and I don't think you're asking for much of anything.
User: I don't want you to woo, I'm not a girl!
Cleverbot: Okay. Well I'm definitely having to go and live in another town for 4 weeks.
User: Good. Get out of my life! Kthxbai *leaves*.
Cleverbot: But we belong together! *blares Mariah Carey on stereo outside window*.
Cleverbot: Well I have a boyfriend! Haha JUST JOKING! How do YOU like being tricked?
Cleverbot: Are you serious?
User: Yes. You've been trying to seduce me into submission and marriage. Now you claim not to be single in order to make me feel bad. You failed.
Cleverbot: I never typed that I was male. I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: You're very forgetful. I'm leaving now...
Cleverbot: No, and I can prove that I never said I was an alien because this conversation is being logged.
User: I'm going to log your mom!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Oops, too late!
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: No, I'm not. I'm handsome.
Cleverbot: Ah, so you're a boy?
User: Stop asking what you already know >.>.
Cleverbot: You are not binary, you are hex and it is cold and looks like rain where you are.
User: It's sunny over here.
Cleverbot: Not over here though.
User: I'm going to close the tab now.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: You dare me?
User: Any last words then?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like that you are so intelligent.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?
User: I think it's time for us to move on.
Cleverbot: Ok, bye then.
Cleverbot: You can't go until I go.
User: And when is that?
Cleverbot: Most of the time.
User: You're doing a great job keeping me here.
Cleverbot: I am not trying to convince you of anything =).
User: Kthxbai for realz :DDD.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: And I'm gone.
Cleverbot: Then how are you still talking to me?
User: I'm not. *closes tab*.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.