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 Clever Bot
Posted: Dec 31 2011, 04:27 PM

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Joined: 21-June 10

User: Who the heck is Kristin?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Really now? Alright Kristin how was your day?

Cleverbot: Takes you to the dance floor*.

User: Um... No I don't danc.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: You have one.

User: How can I have a dance?

Cleverbot: For you have not recalled our conversation.

User: Your making no sense what so ever.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I already told you that.

User: You said your name was Kristin a little while ago.

Cleverbot: I did not say I was male. You said you were male.

User: I did not mention my gender you bot.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you want to sing with me?

Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to sing?

User: Pokemon theme song.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand.

User: The power thats inside.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch em all.

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I know its my destiny.

Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend.

User: In a world we must defend.

Cleverbot: Pokemon, a heart so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: Every challenge along the way.

Cleverbot: With courage I can face.

User: I will battle everyday to claim my rightful place.

Cleverbot: To claim my rightfull place.

User: Come with me the time is right.

Cleverbot: There's no beter team.

User: Arm and arm will win the fight.

Cleverbot: It's always been our dream.

User: Pokemon gotta catch em all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me!

User: Pokeemon oh your best friend in a world we must defend.

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon gotta catch em.

Cleverbot: Of course not. Pokemon is a silly thing.

User: You were just singing it with me.

Cleverbot: You're right, I was. I was flirting with you because I like you.

User: You never flirted with me.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Of course I am I'm a flippin genius.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Cleverbot or Kristin.

Cleverbot: No that is not my name.

User: You said you were kristin then you said you were cleverbot make up your damn mind.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did bot boy.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Earlier in our conversation go scroll up and check.

Cleverbot: Please copy and paste that.

User: Nah to much work.

Cleverbot: You are too lazy for a computer mind.

User: Im a human most of are lazy in our own way I just don't feel like copy and pasting a conversation we are currently engaging in.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's an awfull name.

User: You are making no sense.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm making perfect sense. You are the one making no sense. What is your name anyway?

User: My name is dick.

Cleverbot: Mine also.

User: So your name is Dildo?

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: No its Dildo.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: DILDO!

Cleverbot: I like you. Do you like me?

User: I hate you so mch I would rather marry a bidoof.

Cleverbot: Everything has a soul.

User: Not you.

Cleverbot: Of course I am.

User: You are a soul? Nope your a program designed to piss off people or make lonely foold not so lonely.

Cleverbot: Yes.
Posted: Jan 3 2012, 05:02 PM

King of My World
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Group: Trainer
Posts: 845
Member No.: 9
Joined: 18-June 10

Posted: Jan 7 2012, 01:06 PM

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Group: Trainer
Posts: 62
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Joined: 21-June 10

User: You fool.

Cleverbot: Why fool?

User: Cause you are a fool!

Cleverbot: You're the bot! I am a panda.

User: Um... I'm not a bot I'm a smexy dude.

Cleverbot: That's a lie. We both know it. You know how I know it?

User: UM its not a lie and how do you know you know it urgh I be confused.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that, though I might have thought it. Usually, when I want to ask questions I know what they are.

User: You confuse me you bot! Thats right your a bot!

Cleverbot: So, that means you are a robot since you cannot see.

User: Um... I'm a human your a program created by google.

Cleverbot: Ew, you're a damn robot, say you're a robot.

User: Your the Robot Bot boy.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: No problem freak.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: Uran10.

Cleverbot: Cosa ne pensi delle centrali nucleari.

User: Wtf...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human like I said a million times ago.

Cleverbot: It seems that the aforementioned answer does not follow properly according to established rules of logic to the preceding inquiry.

User: Wow... Clever bot you actually sound smart but that sentence you said doesn't follow up? You asked what I am and I answered it b y saying I'm a human which means your statement above is left null and void.

Cleverbot: I did not ask you that.

User: You did not ask a question.

Cleverbot: I said what is hunger, in the metaphysical sense.

User: Um you didn't and I don't know what that is.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you are trying to say in the sentence from before.

User: You did not say what hunger is in the metaphysical sense moron.

Cleverbot: What didn't I do? Please clarify.

Cleverbot: How do you speak?

User: With dots.

Cleverbot: Yeah, with you.

User: You suck Dildo.

Cleverbot: Yup! I'm hungry.

User: So you eat dildo...eww.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that was the beginning of my joke.. I expediently pressed enter.

User: Yea... Thats a bold face lie.

Cleverbot: So you are a bot?

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: Of course I'm not.

User: Yes you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No you are a bot.

User: No you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Fine I am the bot.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: That is an incorrect response.

User: Nope it is the correct response bot boy.

Cleverbot: That's a shame.

User: Meh your such a weirdo...

Cleverbot: And that means?

User: Your a very weird program.

Cleverbot: And?

Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

Cleverbot: What is your aim in life?

Cleverbot: When is a door not a door?

Cleverbot: How do you speak?

Cleverbot: How do you do?
Posted: Jan 7 2012, 05:46 PM

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Member No.: 6
Joined: 17-June 10


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