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Stupid made-up Ads...| Pokemon Of The Past DX |
Posted: Sep 23 2004, 11:40 AM
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 Beautifly  Group: Moderators Posts: 39 Member No.: 20 Joined: 23-September 04  |
Make up dumb ads here!
New exploding Teddy Bear 2.0!!! This new and improved version has many new great features!! -Unlike version 1.0, this works on aunts and wives!!! -Packs twice the power from before!!! -Is even more cute and cuddley!!! -Come in new colors!!! -Now anti-terrorist proof!!! Customer Reviews: "AAHHH!!!" <That means I love this!!! "Help me!" <That means I gotta' buy one of these to It's FDA inspected too!!! One use of this, and you'll never have to brush you teeth again!!! Buy it for the low price of $900,000,000!!! But call now and we'll ruduce the price to $1,000,000,000!!! Think how much money that saves us!!! Call our number at: 1-800-BlowMeUp!!! It's a toll free call of 100$ per second!! It's worth every Benjamin!! -------------------- Undefeated Pokemon Guru!!! Okay, 5 wins isn't a lot, but it's hard to find opponents...
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| T.W. North |
Posted: Oct 3 2004, 07:22 PM
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 Co-Admin Group: Admin Posts: 23 Member No.: 23 Joined: 3-October 04 |
DIY WRITING BOOK!
Created by Superior Co. it allows everyone to challenge their writing needs! Contains: - 10 pages of blank lined paper All you need to do is pick up a pen(or pencil, whichever one you prefer), a rubber(if your using a pencil) and start writing. Once you've finished all you need to do is go the shops and by our version 2! This new version contains a whole 11 pages with even bigger spaces between the lines! Warning, Superior Co. gives no responsibility to writers block, severe stress levels or loss of money. No refunds, cash-backs or returns. Other products by Superior Co. - DIY Creating Computers(instructions not included) - DIY Drawing - DIY Encyclopedia - DIY Science - DIY Suicide - DIY book of DIY's - DIY book that hasnt been invented |
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