(what if) Goku The teracerous Saiyan, What If Goku never bonked his head???

I decided to create a Fan - Fic What If about if Goku never bonked his head and never became good.

Enjoy.

Well here it is:

chapter 1: The Legacy Of The Saiyans

The Tyrant Frieza looked down at the Planet Vegeta laughing manicully. But then Zargon, 1 of his main men, comes in and says: Sire. A Saiyan is heading towards the ship."

Freeza: Ahh what now. Send some man to kill him.

As Bardock flies towards Freiza's ship he sees millions of Frieza's minions leak out from the ship.

Bardock: FREIZA! YOU COWARD COME OUT AND FACE ME!!

Bardock blasts through Frieza's minions until finally Frieza himself comes out.

Bardock: He, he, he. No way you've lived long enough! Excually it's been to long for my taste.

Freiza raises his finger upward with a small blast on it.

Bardock: FREIZA! LISTEN UP! WE QUIT! ALL OF US! GOT IT? WE DON'T WORK FOR YOU! WE'RE FREE! YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK! Oh yeah, there is 1 last thing, (Bardock loads up his Final Spirit Cannan) this is for all the people we killed in your name! I wish we were never foolish enough to beleive you. HERE HAVE IT!

Bardock fires his blast at Freiza. But the Evil Tyrant just laughs as his little blast grows bigger and bigger. It becomes so big that Bardock's attack is just swallowed by Freiza's. Then Freiza fires his gigantic blast which kills Bardock, all of Frieza's minions, destroys planet Vegeta and kills all the Saiyans!

Prince Vegeta who is on a different planet just gets news about the Saiyans' end.

Voice: Prince Vegeta. We have just got news from Frieza that Planet Vegeta has clided with another planet and has been destroyed. You are the only known survivor.

Vegeta: Is that so. What a pitty.

But Vegeta wasn't the only survivor. Heading towards the Planet Erath is a small baby Saiyan. He is the son of Bardock. His name is Kakarot. And he is the legacy of the Saiyans.

you just took the dialogue from Bardock: The Father of Goku. Please be more creative.

this is just to tell everyone basicly where it starts. my What if follows most of the DBZ storyline except GOku's evil and there are a lot of different stuff to i'm posting chapter 2 right now.

Here's chapter 2 enjoy

Chapter 2: Grandpa Gohan and Goku

As Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta his Older Brother Cooler watched as a little space shuttle with a baby Saiyan escaped towards the Planet Earth.

Cooler: This is Freiza's fault he can handle it. I have to destroy 7 planets today so let's go.

But little did Cooler know that Baby Saiyan was going to change Frieza and his life forever!

Gohan was taking a walk around Mount Pauoz. Then suddenly something landed from the sky! He went to the sight and found a baby with a tail which he named Goku. Little did he know that baby was Kakarot a Saiyan whose mission was to destroy the planet!

The little baby was pure evil and destiny had fortold of him to stay like that. Every night the baby would look out the window and look at the moon. Gohan had had chances to escape but his death was only 1 day away.

The next day instead of carrying goku in the pouce he had made he let him stay home while he went to get some food. When he got back it was very Dark and the full moon was coming out.

When Gohan got home he saw a horrible sight: HIS HOUSE WAS DESTROYED and Goku stood in the middle of it looking at Gohan with his evil eyes with the full moon shining behind him. GOhan ran up to goku and slapped him so hard that his he fell backwards.
Then something happened that Gohan would only see once in his life: Goku who was looking strait at the full moon and he started getting hairyer and hairyer and grew taler and taller. He turned into a giant ape! the ape Goku/ Kakarot killed gohan and destroyed most of Mount Paouz!

enjoy

chapeter 3: Bulma

Bulma: Come on, come on. I'm almost there the 4 - star dragonball is so close.

Bulma a 16 year old girl went towards Mount Puaoz, close to Gohan's destroyed house, close to the Kakarot.

Bulma: Yes! I should be there in about half an hour

Meanwhile sleeping under a leaf a 7 year old boy slept in what looked like a destroyed house. That boy had killed all the animals in the forest and destroyed all the trees. And now that boy senses someone coming close to him.

Boy: Finally, a new play mate. MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Bulma finally closed in on the mystical dragonball. But when she finally got to the sight she saw a boy who looked like he was waiting for her. Bulma had herd about the rumours about people vanishing in this forest.

could this boy be killing all those people that vanish in here? Nah. Couldn't be. Could it?

Bulma: Hey kid what are you doing in this forest? Don't you know about the rumour?

The boy didn't replay.

Bulma: Hey are you listening to me? Get outta here kid.

still no replay.

Bulma: WHAT ARE YOU?! DEAF!?

Then the boy ran towards her and punched her in the face.

Bulma: HEY WHAT's WRONG WITH YOU KID!?

Kakarot punched her again.

Bulma: I'm warning you! I just might have to kill you!

This time the boy didn't punch her. He laughed an evil laugh and said

HA! YOU KILL ME!? NEVER!! NOW DIE!!

Kakarot jumped at her but this time she dodged him and started shooting bullets with her gun at him.

Kakarot: ARG! THAT HURT!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!

He jumped again but Bulma dodged again. Then she saw it: under the rumble of the house there shined THE 4 - Star Dragonball!

Bulma dodged Kakarot's jump again and ran to the dragonball.

Kakarot: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO!

Bulma quickly grabbed the dragonball and Kakarot flew right over her and landed on the ground. Then Bulma ran to her car and drove away.
Kakarot: COME BACK HERE! YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!

Chapter 3: The Dragonball hunters

General Blue: Sire, we have obtained 3 dragonballs

Commander Red: Excelent Blue, now GO! Get the others.

General Blue: But commander, sir, where should we look?

Red: There's a dragonball at Mount Puoaz.

Blue: But isn't that place suposed to be haunted?

Commander Red turned to face General Blue.

Red: And your point is...

Blue: AH.. Yes sir me and 1,000,000 trupes shall head there right now.

Red: Exelent, and besides the other 3 are heading towards that area, too.

Red and Blue both looked at the giant computer that showed 3 blinking dots heading towards another blinking dot.

Meanwhile, on Demon King Piccolo's ship his 3 minions came back with a the 2 - dragonball.

Pilaf: King Piccolo sir, we've got another Dragonball, that makes it 3!

King Piccolo: Exelent, and we're heading towards the 4 - star dragonball right now. It's at Mount Pouaz.

Pilaf, Mai, Shu: M - M - MOUNT POUZ!!!

Pilaf: B - But isn't that place haunted?

King Piccolo: Yes, Yes it is. Do you have a problem with that, Pilaf?

He looked at Pilaf with red glowing eyes.

Pilaf, Mai, Shu: N - No sir!! We'll go right now!

Piccolo: good... NO GO!!

Pilaf and others: AAAHHH!! YES SIR!!

They run away from King Piccolo.

Chapter 4: The arrivals

Yamcha was on his motorbike with puar when suddenly he herd a girl scream from the distance.

Yamcha: Tha - That sounded like a girl!

Puar: Yeah and it sounds like she's in trouble! We have to help her Yamcha!

After a long arguement Yamcha agreed to go into The haunted Mount Pouaz and help the girl.

Meanwhile, Pilaf, Mai and Shu had just laned in Mount Pouaz.

Pilaf: OK kepp your gaurd and protect me at all cost!!

Mai and Shu: HEY WHY YOU!

Suddenly they herd a bush rattle and... a squiral came outta it.

Pilaf: Few. I taught it was something dangerous, like a banana peel or a monkey or a wild boy. HAHAHAHA! that would be funny a wild boy!! HAHAHAHA!!

Suddenly Bulma burst outta the bush and ran right past them.

Then they herd someone say "COME BACK HERE!" and kakarot appeared out the bush. But he stopped when he saw them.

Kakarot started to laugh.

Pilaf: WH- What's so funny?

Kakarot: Oh it's nothing. Except... i've never had this many victums before! MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Pilaf, Mai, Shu: V - Victums!! AAAHHH!!!

Goku punched the 3 of them in the stomache and then ran after Bulma.

Kakarot: I'll be back to finish you off later.

As soon as Kakarot was outta sight The Red Ribbon Army arrived at the seen.

General Blue: Come on the dragonball's moving.

sodier 1: what about these 3?

General Blue: leave them. they're no concern to us.

The army walked away from the sene.

Meanwhile, Bulma was still running from Kakarot when she tripped over a root and fell down. Kakarot quickly closed in on her.

Kakarot: I got you know. MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Suddenly someone kicked Kakarot on the face and he went flying.

Are you ok? said Yamcha

Bulma: yeah

Yamcha: come on let's get outta here before he wakes up.

Bulma: right.

A few seconds after they left Kakarot got up and he started chacing them again.

Kakarot: Oh. great. (he grinned) More playmates. MWHAHAHA!!!

WAIT until you have comments first. I'm suggesting you to wait and wait not writewritewritewritewrite...

Good story so far, it bit short but it pretty decent.

yes very nice..but to anwser your question he would/will end up like broly

thanks

Chapter 5: Dragonballs Gathered

Emperor Pilaf, Mai and Shu add finally woken up.

Pilaf: UH! My head!

Shu: Hey, Mai what're you looking at?

Mai: It's-ITS THE DRAGONBALL!!!!!!!!

Pilaf and Shu: THE-THE DRAGONBALL!!!!!! WHERE!? WHERE!?

Mai: Right there. (she pointed to Goku's destroyed house) Under the ruble.

The 3 of them moved closer and sure enough the 4-star dragonball was under the ruble.

Pilaf: Yes! YES! (He picked it up) The-The 4-Star Dragonball!

Mai: Come on. Let's get it to Demon King Piccolo!

But right after they said that Piccolo appeared. He took the 4-star dragonball from them. Then he looked up at the Helecompter the red ribbon army was in (and the other 3 dragonballs). He launched a Choy Monkou at it and it fell to the ground. Then Piccolo went to the sight and got the rest of the Dragonballs. Then he summoned Shenron!

Meanwhile, Yamcha, Puar and Bulma were running from Kakarot. When Suddenly the sky went dark.

Yamcha: Oh, great! That's all we need, RAIN!!!

Puar: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! YAMCHA!!!!!!!! LOOK OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!

Yamcha: Uh? What? (he looked at the sky to see a giant dragon covering almost the whole sky!) WH-WHat is that thing!

Bulma: IT's-ITS THE ETERNAL DRAGON!!!!!!!!

Yamcha, Puar: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bulma: He grant you 1 free wish!

Yamcha, Puar: WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bulma nodded: But who summoned him?

Meanwhile, Kakarot had stopped to look at the sky. He saw a giant Dragon spread across the sky.

Kakarot: HUH?................. FRESH MEET!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakarot ran towards Shenron.

Meanwhile, Demon King Piccolo had summoned Shenron.

Shenron: I shall grant you 1 free wish... What is your wish....

Piccolo: I WISH FOR ETERNAL YOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shenron:..... (he's eyes started glowing red) that shall be done....

Suddenly, Demon king Piccolo started getting younger. He was no longer an oldy. He was now an adult.

Demon King Piccolo: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOW NOONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, Kakarot arrived.

Kakarot looked at the sky: Where'd the Dragon go? (then he looked at Piccolo) I'll just have to settle for you instead.

Piccolo: I'll test my new powers on you little boy.

Kakarot: The names Kakarot...

to be continued...

This post has been edited by brolyrulez on Jul 28 2008, 07:14 AM

nice

Do you have to bring him into this again!?

cool story cant wait for more

Chapter 6:Kakarot's learning ability

Piccolo: Are you ready to die, boy?

Kakrot: No. Are you? and the names Kakarot. Kak, a, rot

Piccolo: whatever Kakarate. ANd I wont die. You will!!!

Kakarot: IT's KAKAROT!!!!! And I don't have time for small talk. There's these others I have to kill and as we speak there running from me.

Meanwhile, Bulma, Yamcha and Puar were going towards where Shenron was summoned (alse where Kakarot is).

Kakarot: Those cowards would never face me!

Meanwhile...

Yamcha: Hey Bulma, Puar.

Puar and Bulma: Yeah. What is it Yamcha?

Yamcha: After we find who summoned Shenron I've decided.... I'm going to face Kakarot once and for all.

Puar and Bulma were really shocked: NO YAMCHA!!! YOULL DIE!!!!!!

Yamcha: If I don't who will?

Meanwhile Kakarot and Piccolo were about to fight.

Kakarot: And we're gonna skip the warm up too. Got it?

Piccolo: Fine.

Kakarot *Fool! There's a full moon out today and it's gonna be night in about an hour!* Ready? And.... GO!!!!!!

Kakarot and Piccolo ran towards each other. Piccolo was about to punch Kakarot in the face. But Kakarot grabbed his arm (which was strecthed out strait) with both of his hands. Then he did a backflip over Piccolo's head. Then from behind he punched Piccolo. Kakarot's punch made Piccolo go flying. Kakarot ran up to Piccolo and punched him in the face he kept on doing it again and again. To finish him off Kakarot built up energy in both of his hands and grabbed his right hand with his left and punched Piccolo with all his energy. Piccolo went flying trough the trees.

Kakrot: There. He should be dead now. (suddenly Kakarot saw something yellow getting closer and closer to him) hey, what is that? (he squinted his eyes to see it better. It was a long Ki beam and it hit Kakarot) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (after the blast Kakarot tryed to get up but he was too damaged. Then he saw Piccolo again) Y-You!

Demon King Piccolo saw that his blast had hit Kakarot: There. Now to finish you! (Piccolo built up Ki in his mouth. kakarot watched him carefully) Choy... MONKOU!!!!!!!!!!! (an energy beam went from Piccolo's mouth towards Kakarot. But Kakarot quickly got up and jumped outta the way) Why you!!! (Piccolo looked annoyed. Then he got he started to build up Ki in his mouth again) Choy...

CHOY MONKOU!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: WHAT!?!?!?!??!??!!!?! (Before Piccolo could launch his CHoy Monkou Kakarot quickly launched a Choy Monkou at him) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The blast hit Piccolo head on) YOU!! YOU!!! HOW-HOW DID YOU LEARN THAT ATTACK!!! WHO TAUGHT YOU IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kakarot grinned: From... you ( Kakarot pointed at Piccolo)

Piccolo: WHAT!!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Kakarot: You see, we Saiyans learn from watching. I was watching you do that attack and I figured out how to do it.

Piccolo: YOU!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! (He started firing ki blasts at Kakarot) TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakarot: Hmph. That fool. ( He jumped in the air and fired Ki blasts at Piccolo. Piccolo jumped into the air to avode them, too. Then he fired a Choy Monkou at Kakarot and Kakarot fired 1 at him, too. The blasts seemed evenly matched. Then Piccolo fired Ki blasts at Kakarot) OH NO!!! (But the Ki blasts didn't hit him. They all missed him) Huh ?? (Then the Ki blasts that missed hit Kakarot from behind and Piccolo fired more Ki blast that hit Kakarot infront. kakarot's Choy Monkou got weakened beacause of the hit on him and Piccolo's Choy Monkou hit Kakarot really hard) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I call that my Double Ki blasts.

Kakarot quickly got up and ran towards Piccolo firing Ki blasts towards him. Some of them went behind Piccolo, the others came towards his front.

Piccolo: Ha! You think I'll fall for MY OWN trick!?!?!?!? HA!! (Piccolo rflected the blast coming towards him then quickly turned around and reflected the blasts that had missed and were now coming towards him)

CHOY MONKOU!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: WHAT!!!! (he quickly turned around to see Kakarot about to launch a Choy Monkou on him) NO!!!!!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (The blast hit Piccolo and it vanished through the forest. Kakarot moved about 5 steps towards his left. Then the CHoy Monkou reappeared from the oposite side it came from. It had gone all around the Earth and it was going again!)

Kakarot: Maybe I over did it alittel. Hehehe!

To be continued...