The Tale of a HedgeYasha, The story that cannot stay unread

[Hamachi Ignaous Volkon]

Book 01: The Gang of Eight
Chapter 001: Enter: HedgeYasha Hamachi & RedRobin Elm

In New York, Hamachi is sitting on a bus bench. And he's drinking a soda(in a can).

Hamachi: "I feel so lucky that the I don't have to pay for these soft drinks."

Police sirins go off.

Hamachi: "Damn! I hope the police can catch the cree......"

A tall white male stands in front of Hamachi's face.

Hamachi: "What do you want?"

White Male: "That stash a soda."

Hamachi: "Touch my soda and I'll send you to hell."

White Male: "I don't give a damn."

Hamachi: "Well than. Leave me alone!"

The white male doesn't obey Hamachi's request. Hamachi tuens his head for just a second. When he turns his head back to his soda stash to see it gone.

Hamachi: "You son of a bitch."

Hamachi gets up and runs to the opposite way of the robber. He catches up with the robber; drinking on of his sodas.

Hamachi: "Yo! Did you just drink one of my sodas!?!"

White Male: "Yea....*POW!*...GAHHH!"

Hamachi uppercuts the white male. And he doesn't land.

???: "That was smart big boy."

Hamachi: "Who the hell are you?"

???: "I'm Elm. RedRobin Elm."

Hamachi walks away. Carring his sodas.

Elm: "HEY!!!!!!"

Hamachi opens a manhole cover (sewer) and jumps down it.

Hamachi: "You coming!"

Elm: "If anything. I guess."

She jumps down the manhole. When she get's there she sees a luxaroius family room. Consicting of: a black leather sofa, wide screen TV, GS2, GS3, about 100 "M" rated video games. She walks into the room and past the family room. She enters the kitchen. In there: a refirgrator/freezer, sink and cupboard. And then she enters the bathroom.

Elm: "So this is your house?"

Hamachi: "Yup."

He get's soda from the frig. A pops it open.

Hamachi: "GULP, GULP,GULP."

Elm: "So what do you do here?"

Hamachi: "Eat, sleep, watch TV."

Hamachi peers over to his digital clock.

Hamachi: "Elm."

Elm: "Yes, Hamachi."

Hamachi: "It's 10:00pm. I have to go scan the streets of New York City. Stay here."

Elm: "What ever."

Hamachi climbs the walls of the narrow sewer tube. He gets to the surface and instantly, action happends.

Hamachi: "Finally!'

Hamachi jumps out of the manhole(no homo) and lands in front of the hole.

Hamachi: "Huh?"

???: "Hamachi. We meet again!"

Hamachi: "Ian!"

Ian: "That's right, I, Ian Masters, will destroy you!"

Hamachi: "You wish! Time to show you what I'm made of!"

Ian: "The hell?"

Hamachi walks backwards and runs full speed to the build's wall. He runs up the wall and appears in front of Ian.

Ian: "Damn."

POW! Hamachi punches Ian. He falls to the ground.

Ian: "That was the same mistake your HedgeYasha father made. And I killed im for that."

Hamachi: "You killed my father?!?!"

Hamachi pulls out a dagger and turns it to a sword.

Hamachi: "I'll send you to hell!"

CLANG! Ian moves out of the way. Ian pivits and kicks Hamachi in the face. Hamachi gets right back up.

Hamachi grips his sword extra tight.

Ian pulls a sword from his back.

Ian: "HAAAAAAAAA!"

CLANG! Ian's sword collides with Hamachi.

POW! BOOM! BANG! BOOM! POW! KER-POW!

Hamachi stars to punch Ian on the face. But alot harder than before.

To be Continued......

[Zeke]

well it sounds good

[Hamachi Ignaous Volkon]

thnks
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Book 01: The Gang of Eight
Chapter 002: Escape!

Previously on The Tale of a HedgeYasha
Hamachi HedgeYasha was introduced and he was confronted by a thief(not Ian), the thief took Hamachi's stash of sodas. So he uppercutted him to the skies. He doesn't land. Hamachi is introduced to Elm. The two jumped down a manhole and is now in Hamachi's house. Elm made her self at home but Hamachi shortly after arriving, he went to his post. He noticed that a hedgehog by the name of Ian Masters. He and Hamachi had a raging rivalry for quit sometime. So now they battle each other out. Is this the intentions of Ian or does he have real, much more devious intentions. Find out in this chapter of A Tale of HedgeYasha.

Now:

Ian: "This ends n...!"

He was about to stab Hamachi in the chest but he got the hold of the helt of the sword and pulled it away from Ian.

Hamachi: "What now!?!"

Ian: "Nothing."

Hamachi: "What the...."

Ian: "Nothing."

Hamachi: "Damn you."

Ian comes in for a good punch to Hamachi's face. But DODGE! Hamachi dodges the punch.

Hamachi: "Take this!"

POW! Hamachi punches Ian on the stomach.

Ian draws back from his attack.

Ian: "Damn you. Huh?"

He grins.

Ian: "It's been nice battling you. But my ride is here."

He falls backwards from the top of the building. And lands on the streets below on his feet.

Ian: "Elm will be mind again."

Hamachi: "Damn that bastard!"

Elm comes rushing on the building.

Elm: "What wrong?"

Hamachi drops to his knees and starts to ponds the grounds with his fist.

Hamachi: "I let Ian get away!"

Elm: "Who's Ian?(Ian, you fool, don't draw attention to me or the gang.)

Hamachi get's up.

Hamachi: "Let's head back to the sewers."


Ian has escaped. Is Hamachi going to take this in as easily as Elm did? Or is Elm apart of the Gang of Eight? Find out on the next Tales of a HedgeYasha!!!!

[dragonballR]

First was a little longer.

[dragonballR]

is hanamichi a hedgehog too?