Yes, the first MC mailbag hosted by, you guessed it, me. Let’s get this over with.

Q. How many games do you own, for what consoles? - ICM

A. Well, I have 20 games for GameCube, 5 for GBA and a bunch of older games. My sister has a PS2 (don't use it), I don’t bother with the other consoles...

Q. Would you be interested in switching tp Geico car insurance? - Bogs0

A. Why, yes, perhaps when I get a car. I heard they have good deals, though I should probably shop around to make sure their not screwing me.

Q. k.?

A. n

Q. Where does the hello angel wake up kitty clock forty two eight come from? - Isnor

A. Andrew D? But seriously, no clue.

Q. You mean I came all the way down to Kentucky, and the colonel wasn't even working today? - Bogs0

A. >:^@!!!!!!!

Q. Last night before I went to sleep I was thinking about how the dinosaurs went instinct? - Slash

A. They heard one of Jerry Seinfeld's jokes.

Q. What?

A. I'm not repeating myself. Listen next time.

Q. my friend is having a child in a few months but she doesent know if she is ready to be a father. Wahat should she do about this?

A. Either abandon them or go through with it. He brought this apon himself by not using protection.

Q. dear host,

what is it like to host the mailbag?

A. It's

Q. Dear host,

if you rape a girl randomly is it likely that you will get caughed, if they never saw it comming it seems like it would be easy to get away with, as long as you kill the girl after you have your way with her.

A. The girls want me so I wouldn't have to resort to sick shit like that.

Q. Who are you?

A. I am Mr. Fantastic! Fear my fantasticness!

Q. Do you have a job? Describe it?

No, I've never worked a day of my life. Either I'm too busy with stuff, or just lazy.

Q. What's your favourite TV shows?

I like:

1. Trailer Park Boys
2. Seinfeld
3. Family Guy
4. The Simspons
5. King of The Hill
6. Futurama

Probably forgetting something...