Lisboa

[Sick Freddy]

Arrr, y'll be havin' a laugh wid me now would ya...A new vampoir prince in the Eowld Town then. We'll feel dat in the morning so we will....

[Faolan Doyle]

LISBOA DAILY NEWS, RADIO BROADCAST

Authorities report that the lifting of the curfew restrictions last night was extremely successful; there were no arrests made for disturbances, no new cases of the unknown illness were reported, and the mood in Lisbon is reported to have been 'happy and relaxed'. Employees of the Department of Engineering and Technical Maintenance are under investigation for using city equipment for personal reasons during working hours, and for using civic premises for personal meetings. Allegations have also been made that employees have been using unqualified substitutes to replace them in order to have extra holidays. The head of the department, Senhor Jacinto da Silva, announced today that he was working in conjunction with the chief engineer, Senhor Lucius Crabtree, to ensure that civic employees do not abuse their privileges. There are to be special services at the Igreja da Sacramento on Friday, the feast of Saint Bartolomeo, to commemorate the persons recently killed by left-wing agitators: Dr Salazar is expected to attend in person. The Prime Minister this morning hosted a breakfast for representatives of the German government at the Palacio, along with diplomats from Italy and Spain. Rumours that he was to announce the union of Portugal with the Axis powers proved unfounded, as he stated that Portugal was and would remain neutral and independent. Consul Matz was reportedly 'very disappointed'. Prime Minister Salazar spoke with the ambassador from Spain for a further hour after the breakfast, and is expected to make a speech concerning these talks later today.

[Sick Freddy]

Whut!!! Mare peeple cumming ta this hole. Well serve's them bloody roight!!!
And now oim goin ta get me ass kicked boi havin a wee chat wid those lovely lovely cream-o-the-mornin Geronimos!! Moi loif's is shoit so it is.....

[Sick Freddy]

Would ya look at dat!! Oim an Orphan!! Oiv been divorced by me Mammy an me Pappy!!!! Well Fek 'em. The Ultimate PAirty Paiple thee say. Well oive had better parties boi me self. Even the damn werewolf, Gaia bless his good self, is a better toim jist boi bein the man hisself. Well best o luck to 'em an oim feelin' much better about meself without them so Oi am.

Gabs*****s!!!!!!!

All the best now

Toby.

[Faolan Doyle]

LISBOA DAILY NEWS, RADIO BROADCAST

Police today reported that the body of wanted garottista Jose Maria Silvano da Castro was recovered from the harbour near the Torre de Belem. Da Castro, believed to have murdered six people, is thought to have fallen in while drunk and to have struck his head. An autopsy is under way. Captain Alvarez said, 'However this man died, it is a good thing for Lisboa.'

A function is being held tomorrow night at the German embassy in Lisboa, to which his excellency Dr Salazar and several members of government have been invited. The German ambassador has announced that food will also be distributed from the embassy to the deserving poor of the city, as a gesture of goodwill from the Fuhrer to the people of Portugal. Applicants should attend tomorrow evening between 7 and 10 pm at the rear of the embassy compound.

Dock workers report sightings of a strange creature down at the Doca da Pesca. It is supposed to be apelike, with long claws and a peculiar, offensive odour. Docker Jose Maria Callavares said - 'I first noticed it from the smell. I was eating my lunch when this horrible stink came over me and when I looked round I saw it rooting through the bins. It was on all fours, but then it stood upright and ran at me, snatching my bread and cheese and disappearing into the shadows.' Officials say it is probably nothing more than a diseased monkey which has escaped from one of the vessels moored under quarantine, but to avoid touching it as it may be contagious. Senhor Benjamino de Alemida, of the Ministry of Public Health, said; 'This animal may even be the source of the epidemic which has afflicted our beloved city. We will be taking steps to trap it and advise the public to only visit the Doca da Pesca if they have business there.'

[Sick Freddy]

**** *** **** and their MAmmy's too, the ****** ***** *** *** *****. On the Leesh of the Geronimos is it? The **** *** **** **** **!!!!! Well ******** to them so it is !!!

Toby